One day a person decided to write a fan fic
cuz she felt like it. "Hmm... I'd better throw in
some characters..." She said to herself. She
decided that this fic was going to be a funny
one, so she picked some stupid funny people
to put in it. "Let's see... I'll make this one about
Pokemon! So I should throw in Ash, Misty, Brock
Tracey, Jesse, Professor Oak, Gary, and Nurse
Joy. Just to confuse peoples, I'll throw in Tai from
Digimon... that ought to make things interesting."
She grabbed all of the characters and threw
them in a small, white room. "Hey! What's going
on here! James, Meowth! Get over here!" Jesse
yelled, but James and Meowth never came.
"What's going on? How am I suposed to get
to Whatever Island? And where'd Lapras go?"
Ash asked. "PROFESSOR OAK! I can't believe
I'm acctually meeting you!" Tracey yelled. "I'm so
honored, Professor, just to be in your presence!"
He ran over to Professor Oak and started shaking
his hand. "Uh... yes, hello Tracey. Uh... I just
remembered, I uh... I have to go to the little
Pokemon Researcher's room, would you excuse me?"
He said and ran toward the only door in the room.
"Ahhhh! It's a closet! I gotta go!!" Professor Oak yelled.
"Excuse me, but where am I and who are all of
these funny-looking people?" Tai asked Brock.
"HOW DARE YOU CALL NURSE JOY FUNNY LOOKING!"
Brock yelled. At the time, he was staring blankly
at Nurse Joy. "Ahh! Well, uh, she's not funny-
looking, I, uh, um, I'll go ask someone else."
He said and ran to the opposite side of the room.
"What? How dare you call me an old hag!" Jesse screamed!
"And I'm not scrawny!" Misty yelled back.
Misty and Jesse started to fight. Misty punched
Jesse, and Jesse kicked her back, then slapped Misty
with her hair. Misty was knocked out! "Hey! That's
not fair! You can't just hit her with your hair!" Ash
yelled! "All's fair in love, war, and twerp-beating!"
Jesse said, slapped him with her hair, and walked away.
"HAHAHAHA!!! This is FUN!" The Author screamed.
"I can't believe I was able to create this MASTERPIECE!
But... I think it's getting a bit too violent... I should
put them in a more, peaceful, relaxing setting." She
said, grabbed them all, and threw them into a field
with flowers, bunnies, and... TELETUBBIES!!
"AHHH!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!" Professor Oak yelled
"THIS ISN'T SANITARY!" Tai yelled!
"I WANT MY MOMMY!" Tracey yelled.
"I WANT MY PIKACHU!" Ash yelled.
"I WANT MY CAN OF HAIRSPRAY!" Jesse yelled.
"I WANT A BUCKET OF WATER!" Misty yelled.
Everyone stared at her. "Heh... Heh... LET'S
JUST GET OUT OF HERE!" She yelled and everyone
ran as far away from the Teletubbies as they could.
(Un)Fortunately, Tinky-Winky was able to grab Brock
and give him a nice big HUG! "BIG HUG!" Tinky-Winky
yelled.
"This is too cruel... I think I should just end their
suffering right now." The author said, and typed the last
words of the fic...
THE END!