Kuralicious
Summary: YamiBakura tells you his life to the tune of Fergalicious.
Author's Note: Inspired by the hit song Fergalicious, this idea came out of my head like vomit.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh and Fergalicious.
(Marik)
Listen up ya'll, coz this is it!
The beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious.
(Bakura)
Kuralicious' definition makes the girls go crazy.
They think of me as hot so they get their pleasures from the TV.
You could see me, I'm on TV.
I'm that Thief King that's so pushy.
Ladies love me coz I'm sexy.
Kuralicious (so delicious).
But I simply get furious.
And if you are suspicious,
I'm that gold in your treasures.
I steal spirits (hehehe)
That puts my host not in rock, rock
And he'll be lying on the ground just to feel what I got (four, tres, two, uno).
(Chorus)
So delicious (It's hot, hot).
So delicious (I put them girls on rock, rock).
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got).
I'm Kuralicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty).
Kuralicious def-, Kuralicious def-, Kuralicious def- (def-, def-, def-…)
Kuralicious' definition makes the girls go crazy.
They think of me as somebody
Who loves to steal the sennen items.
I'm the B to the A, K, U, the R, the A
And not one little mortal would survive to stop me.
I'm Kuralicious (so delicious).
I am very mischievous.
I be up in the city just challenging those duelists.
He's my witness.
I hate making them rock, rock.
And they'll be squirming down the block just to suffer what I got.
(Chorus)
So delicious (It's hot, hot).
So delicious (I put them girls on rock, rock).
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got).
I'm Kuralicious (Hold, hold, hold, hold up! Check it out!).
Lady, lady, lady,
If you really love me,
On me, you have to be so easy
So that you'll get my taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty. I'll be feast with feisty.
It's so tasty, tasty. It'll make you crazy.
(Marik)
B to the A to the K, U, R, A dude you're devious, B to the A to the K, U, R, A dude you're devious.
M to the A to the L I C I O U S, M to the A to the, to the, to the, go Bakura!
(Bakura)
Everytime I walk around, girls gather round, drooling
Up and down, looking at my (uhhh).
Let me tell you little gals that I aint that promiscuous. I'm just your man who loves to get what he wants.
And I know I'm comin' off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the ladies wanna eat it.
But I can't tell what's makes me sweet like cocktail.
As they say I'm…
Kuralicious (so delicious).
But I simply get furious.
And if you are suspicious,
I'm that gold in your treasures.
I am vicious (hehehe).
That puts Yugi not in rock, rock
And he'll be lying on the ground just to feel what I got (four, tres, two, uno).
(Chorus)
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Kuralicious, t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty.
(Marik)
B to the A to the K, U, R, A dude you're devious.
B to the A to the K, U, R, A dude you're devious.
B to the A to the K, U, R, A dude you're devious.
B to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
To the M to the A to the L I C I O U S,
To the M to the A to the L I C I O U S,
To the M to the A to the L I C I O U S,
to the M to the A to the, to the, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)…
Author's Note: And I'm done! Somehow, I can't imagine Bakura singing this. If you have any thing you would like to say for my improvement, tell it to me so that I can revise this. Sayonara!