FLUFF WARNING- there is an extreme amount in this fic… wait all of my fics have that… XD!!!

Clack. Clack. Clack clack clack clack-

"will you stop it already!" I shout at my 'roomate'.

"eh- sorry Dunc," Gary stammers, stashing his dice back into his pant pocket.

"better be," I grumble irratatedly, lying back on my almost-cement bunk.

Yep, it's me, Duncan Alexander Wells. Back in juvie for the umpteenth time. This time it really bites, though, 'cause I didn't do anything that bad. I mean, it was Tony's idea anyway… but it was hilarious 'decorating' the fancy-schmanz government building.

"AIEEREEEEGHEEEE!" I hear someone shriek. I'm a bit surprised, because it's ussualy kind of quiet around here.

Heels click heavily against the cold cement floor, and I smirk. "ooooooooh, I know who that is!" snorts Gary derisively (in a very gay way, to) and I shoot him a protective glare.

"Duncan! Alexander! WELLS! You little mother #$%^&!"

I slip off my bunk and sidle up to the bars arrogantly,. There my Courtney is standing, turning a rather hilarious shade of red.

"well well princess! Sunshine came to visit her bad boy?" I tease, reaching through the bars and fiddling with a lock of her dark hair.

"In your dreams, Neanderthal," spits Courtney.

Gary lumbers over to look at my famous 'princess'. He whistles suggestively.

"wowee Dunc. Sweet lookin' chick you got there.
I laugh at Courtney's slightly manic expression.

"I. AM. NOT. A. CHICK!!!!"

He stumbles back, obviously frightened at sweetheart's deathly glare. If this was a cartoon, I swear she would be smoking at the ears.

"calm down, princess." I smirk, winking.

"I swear, as soon as we get out of here I'm going to- You're going to wish that you'd-"

"sorry to burst your bubble princess, but you'll have to wait a few more weeks."

Suddenly she is the one smirking. "Not anymore, Dunky poo."

I ignore Gary laughing his head off in the background and ask, "What do you mean by that?"

"It means," she holds up some keys, grinning, "That you've gotten out on good behavior."

A/N

Yeah… it's crap, I know… But it's fluff, and I am the countess of fluff… not quite queen yet.