Pirates of Gravity Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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Jack Sparrow was in good spirits, he was free from the gallows, he got his ship back, the wind was with him, he had rum...what more could a pirate ask for?

ZAP!

-I'm pretty sure two strangely dressed kids appearing out of thin air fighting over a measuring device would be too much of a mouthful to ask for...Also 'why' would anyone ask for that?

He was disturbed from his musings as the Pines twins accidentally shattered the tape measure...the ensuing energy dispersal swallows up the entirety of the Black Pearl...

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Next thing the crew of the pearl realize...their in a lake next to a strange little town...

Doing what Jack dose best, he immediately grabs the two children and 'asks'(while their on a plank) what is going on here...

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Jack nods to the twins. "Alright, I believe you." Gibbs looked at him strangely. "Sir that was the craziest story I've ever heard!"

Jack shrugged. "I've heard and lived through crazier." He says simply.

Pintel couldn't help but latch on to one part of the story. "This Pacifica...she's rich?" Mabel nodded. "Oh, yeah! I've never been, but I hear her mansion has more valuables in her cellar than in most banks!"

Now this caught the crews interest! Ragetti turns to Jack. "Captain, I feel that if were in anyway decent...we'd help these poor kids in their plight." He says with a knowing grin.

Which Jack returns. "I couldn't agree more!" He turns to the twins. "Children, we shall help you in your time of need! The boy shall have his bonnie lass and the girl shall have her piglet!"

HORRAY!

Shouted the twins.

"And if we have to rob that girls family blind, than so be it!"

HOR- wait, what?"

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"Right, we searched the house, liberated all her worldly possessions, even burned the place to the ground for good measure!...But I'm afraid we couldn't find a pig anywhere."

Mabel gives him a weird look. "That's because she's not at her house! She's at the fair ground! Like I've been telling you repeatedly for the last hour!" She snaps irritably.

Jack frowns. "Oh, so that's what that buzzing noise was." He quickly orders his men to go take the pig...and rob this 'fair' thing.

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Meanwhile, the same rift that brought jack here...broke open again...Releasing a dozen east India trading company ships, seven pirate lords, a whole bunch of pirate cities like Tortuga, A flying Dutchman crewed by monsters, and a Kraken eating a pear tree...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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