SEXI! cars fanfiction: route 66(9)
"hey ya know why they call me ta mater?" matter asked.
"why" lightning returned.
"because i can fuck ye in the ass" toe mater said as he put his entire tow in lightning's exhaust pipe. "time for some dad cum dad gum! we're gonna git-r-done like that time i went to japanese sea world offscreen during Cars 2!"
Lightning then drove off a clip and flipped onto his back, mater following him and landing on top of him.
sally i think her name was drove by in shock.
lightning mcqueen then married mater and they lived happily ever after.