One peaceful day in the Hinata Household, the Hinatas were having another one of those days, as-.

A woman called out, "Fuyuki! Natsumi! Are you packed yet?"

Fuyuki called back, "Almost, Mom!"

Natsumi said, "Yeah!"

Aki then said, as she was in her red leather jacket and black skirt, "Well, hurry up, children! Our plane leaves in three hours!"

Okay… I was hoping for some crazy antics in the Hinata Household, but it seems they're going on vacation. But where, and why are they leaving?

In Fuyuki's room, he packed up his suitcase and said, "There. All packed up. Once we leave, we'll have two months of enjoyment."

A small green creature with a military helmet popped up and asked, "Mmm… Whatcha doing, Fuyuki?"

"Oh, hey, Keroro. We were just about to leave, on a vacation trip."

"Oh? That's nice, kero. Even Pekopons can need a restful retreat. Have fun, my friend-slash-soon-to-be slave."

Keroro leaves Fuyuki's room. But he came back, seething and foaming in the mouth.

Whoa, boy… here he come.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" He yelled, "YOU'RE GOING ON VACATION, AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME?"

Fuyuki nervously said, "Uh… Sorry… It's just that we wanted to surprise you, by not inviting you, without telling you."

Keroro calmed down and smiled, "Oh, yeah~! Vacation time, bruddah! Chill, my man, Fuyuki. I'm going, too. What we Keronians need is some R&R. I'll invite the other Platoon members with, and we're set to go."

"Yeah… That's the thing."

"Come on. It'll be fun. Just you, me, Natsumi, you're mother, Angol Mois, and all my friends… Just a little sunbathing, and swimming, and all that-."

WHACK!
Natsumi whacked him with her paper fan, "You're staying home!"

She scolded him and said, "Besides, we needed a break from your stupid antics."

Keroro sobbed, as a spotlight was shone on him, "Heartless! So heartless that you would think of not inviting me, to one of your vacation spots… Why, Natsumi, would you not invite the great Sgt. Keroro?"

Natsumi huffed, "It's not me, this time."

Keroro gasped, "Eh? It's not?"

Natsumi smirked, "This time, it was Mom."

Keroro was shocked, "CRUSHED!"

She pranced off and said, "Come on, Fuyuki. We don't want Mom to wait longer."

Natsumi growled to Keroro, "And also, try not to destroy our home…"

Fuyuki waved to him, "Bye, Keroro. See you in two months."

The Hinatas leave, as Keroro was in complete distraught. He then sobbed, "The Mom of the Hinatas… Why? So cruel… So heartless… So-."

He gasped, as he had a strange thought, "Wait a second… I have the house to myself? That means I can do whatever I want, here in this place!"

He then overheard Natsumi's warning, "Try not to destroy our home…"

Keroro said, as he was serious, "NO! If I have a party, I'll destroy their home! But I need an idea, and fast!"

He calmed down and said, "Meh. I think I'll just be in my room, and have my very own vacay."

This is a first… Keroro NOT having any fun, while the Hinatas are away. Someone tell me that Keroro needs some closure.

Keroro left Fuyuki's room and decided to head to the backyard, to meet Corporal Giroro.

Rise of the Hinatas
(or "Mecha Family Therapy")

Giroro, a red frog, was busy in the tent, cooking over a campfire. Keroro approached him and asked, "Corporal, do you have a minute?"

"No. Go away." He said, in a harsh voice.

"Giroro, I know this is sudden, but… Natsumi is gone."

Giroro gasped, as he knew his crush was dead, but she's not. Keroro explained that she and the Hinatas were going on vacation. Giroro sighed and said that he's relieved, but is angered that he wasn't invited. It was Aki's idea to not invite them.

"Well, I'm happy we got this base on our control, for two months, but they make strict rules… for Pekopons."

"Indeed, Corporal. Mind if I join you? I'm feeling blue."

He sat by Giroro, completely blushed. But Giroro slinked away and said, "Okay… Just compose yourself. And also, you stay far away from me, as possible. With the girl gone, my heart may be shattered."

Keroro smiled and laughed, "Oh, Corporal. Whatever gave you the idea of-?"

He had an idea, "HEY! How about a party, for two months? We'll party-down, and before they come back, we'll all clean up the place! Simple!"

Giroro said, "Sorry. I'm not on the getdown boogie fever."

Never thought he'd say that.

He concluded, "But as long as Natsumi is gone, I'm not in the mood."

Keroro shouted at a mopey Giroro, "Fine! Who needs you?"

He then said, as he marched away, "Maybe Tamama and Dororo will keep me company."

Giroro returned to his tent and said, "I just can't get her out of my mind… Natsumi is gone for two months."

They've left for only 30 minutes.

XXXXX

Angol Mois, a girl with blonde hair and tan skin, was walking with Momoka, a girl with light lavender hair, heading to the Hinata House. However, Natsumi was about to leave, as she saw the girls. She went to Momoka and said, "Hey. What brings you here?"

Angol Mois said, "We just came to visit Uncle."

"Well, not too long. We're leaving, on vacation." Natsumi said.

Momoka asked, "You mean Fuyuki is going on vacation?"

Natsumi said, "Yeah. Away from the frogs, for two months."

She then looked at Momoka and asked, "Uh… I heard that you were going on vacation. How come you're not going?"

Momoka smiled and said, "Uh… It got cancelled. But I managed to reschedule our vacation, until next week. My plane was grounded, due to an upcoming storm."

Natsumi said, "Ooh… That sucks."

She then had an idea, "Listen, I know you like Fuyuki… and you, Angol Mois, you care for your Uncle."

Angol Mois said, "Yes, I do. Is there anything we can do?"

Natsumi said, "You can hang in our house, for two months! But, only, if you keep an eye on Keroro. The minute he does anything weird, you call us at our hotel."

She gave her the number to their hotel and added, "And also, NO destruction and NO monkeyshines…"

Monkeyshines? More like Frogshines.

Angol Mois saluted, "You can count on us!"

Aki called to her, "Natsumi, we're ready now."

Natsumi went to the car, as Aki said, "Hey, girls. We'll be leaving now. See you in two months."

They waved, as Angol Mois cheered, "Have a merry break!"

Momoka sobbed, "GOODBYE, FUYUKI!"

Fuyuki waved nervously and said, "Poor Momoka… Sorry that I am leaving. Not just for her, but for Keroro."

Aki said, as she was driving, "Oh, don't feel upset, honey. I only did this, as a favor, since I was the one who instituted the rule to you. By the way, did you tell Keroro?"

Fuyuki said, "Yeah, but he wanted to go, too."

Natsumi smiled, "But he felt the end of my fist, after he requested to come. The last thing we want is Keroro coming with us."

Aki said, "Did he take the news, well?"

Back at the house, Keroro was relaxing in his beanbag, reading a manga. He then said, "Two whole months of this… I'll enjoy a long vacation of my own. But then again, it'll be boring without the Pekopons."

He sure took the news well. First, he was sad, now, he's happy.

Angol Mois and Momoka entered Keroro's room, as Angol Mois said, "Hello, Uncle!"

Keroro said, "Oh, Angol Mois. How are you?"

Momoka saluted, "Nice to see you, Sergeant. It'll be okay for us to infiltrate the Hinata Household, while the Pekoponians are gone!"

Keroro thought, in shock, "Fuyuki's girlfriend is delusional…"

He barked, "Wait! Why are you-? Tamama?"

Momoka giggled, as she lifted her blouse up. Her stomach panel opened, as it showed metal parts and a small chair with buttons and levers. It also had Tamama, a dark blue tadpole in a yellow helmet. He then smiled and said, "Hey, Sarge."

Keroro said, "You little wisenheimer… You sure got me."

Tamama said, "Yeah. I sure did. I had to fill in for Momoka, who was on vacation, too. I overheard the news from the Pekoponians."

He winked, as he jumped out, "I made a little white lie, and they fell for it. But hey, they'll never know the difference."

Angol Mois added, "He even fooled me. And I thought she was for real, until her stomach exploded… literally."

Keroro said, "Ew."

Tamama asked, "So, why are you by yourself?"

Keroro said, "Well, I was thinking of a party, but Giroro is upset."

He then smirked, "But then again… We can use this Momoka Robot as caretaker to this household."

Tamama said, "Yeah, but… Kululu created her, just for me. I don't know if it'll be right, since we're in this home, about to take it over."

Angol Mois scolded, "No! Natsumi gave us strict orders to NOT destroy the house. If we do, there'd be trouble."

Keroro pondered, "You're absolutely right, Angol Mois. Looks like we can just relax, until they get back. But first…"

His stomach rumbled, as he said, "How about some lunch? Momoka-Bot, how about cooking us some cow with rice?"

Tamama said, "The Momoka Robot is powered down, now."

The Momoka Robot was standing in place, with her eyes black and her smile intact. Tamama said, "It only works, when I pilot it."

Keroro shouted, "WHAT? Are you saying that it doesn't have artificial intelligence?"

Tamama pouted, "Sorry… But Kululu will explain about this robot, once he comes back. He says that he's busy with another project."

Keroro then ordered, "Good. Now, Tamama, pilot that Momoka Gundam!"

He snickered, "I've always wanted to say that… And it feels like you're in a Gundam."

Tamama hopped up and said, "Indeed. Kululu know how you felt."

He closed Momoka's stomach panel. Her eyes regained color, as she moved again, speaking in Momoka's voice, "Besides, he made her, completely accurate in personality."

Keroro smiled, "And how…"

The Robot Momoka left, as Keroro snickered, "Perfect… At least I won't be bored, for a while. Plus, Natsumi wouldn't know the difference, when she calls up, just to see how we're doing."

He left, as Angol Mois relaxed in the beanbag.

And just when things got boring, too. Oh, well. At least it got to the point of excitement.

XXXXX

At the living room, Momoka, piloted by Tamama, was busy with the vacuum. She started moving around the living room, vacuuming the dirt on the rugs. She started to move very fast, as she was running around the room, holding the vacuum cleaner, steadily. Keroro was lounging on the couch, as Momoka turned to the Sarge.

"Sarge, do you think you need to help out, more often?"

"Private," Keroro ordered, "As long as I don't do the chores for two months, I'm okay with it. But having someone else do it sounds great; especially with a robot girl working for me… Uh, technically speaking, a Gundam, in the form of Fuyuki's love interest."

I was gonna say that.

Momoka then beeped, as she held the vacuum, by the handle, "Fool! How can you say that, if I'm doing ALL the chores?"

Momoka suddenly beeped, "Systems at 110% efficient routines. TIME TO WORK ON KULULU!"

Tamama gasped, "WORK ON KULULU?"

A voice said, "Ke, ke, ke, ke, ke… Don't worry. It's code, meaning that it's time to be tested."

Tamama came out of the robot's stomach and barked, "HEY! Kululu! I wasn't finished with this one!"

Keroro said, "Kululu! I know I said that you had a hand in this, but…"

He smiled at him and said, "Shall I have a taste of your Momoka Gundam?"

Kululu, a yellow frog with glasses, remarked, "Oh, my. It looks like you managed to name my new AI Suit, as one of your hobbies."

"No, I'm saying… When can I get one of these bad puppies?"

Kululu then said, "Please follow me. You and Tamama should be excited to know what I have made."

XXXXX

At his secret laboratory, somewhere underground…

Namely the Hinata House basement… underground.

Kululu then showed a computer schematic of the Momoka Robot to Keroro and the rest of the platoon.

By the way, Dororo is a no-no show. JK

Keroro said, "Obviously, it's all out of science…"

Kululu stated, "Exactly. What a wonderful way to make android versions of the Pekoponians. The fiery rich girl is a perfect candidate, since she was my first. The hardest part was trying to match the measurements of Aki-Bot… but I chose Momoka, since the sultry one is a scatterbrain."

Giroro barked, "So, wait… When you weren't around, during th-?"

Keroro said, "Now, now. Let him finish. Go on."

Kululu then showed on the screen a test run of the Momoka AI Suit, dressed in a silver jumpsuit. It was running around the track, as it was scanning its servos, seeing if anything needed fixing. Kululu said that he was testing her durability. Momoka ran around the track for 15 hours, before slowing down and powering down. Kululu remarked that she can withstand up to 12 hours of her functions, but not to overdo herself, in her systems. The screen then changed to Momoka, on the table, as Tamama was piloting the controls.

"Hey, that's me!" Tamama said.

Kululu remarked, "Yes. You were the first to try her out, since you know her, very well. Of course, have you bringing her to the battlefield was tricky."

Giroro said, "And when she left, just for vacation… It was perfect."

He then shouted, "THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES!"

Keroro asked, "Huh? What are you saying?"

Giroro then bellowed, in joy, "Think of it, Sergeant! A fleet of robot Pekoponians, invading Pekopon, having the iron bars and fists on all its inhabitants… IT'S PERFECT! The invasion of Pekopon will happen, once we build an army of these beauties!"

Keroro got the idea and smirked, "You know, I like the way you think, Corporal… This is, indeed, a golden opportunity to take this planet and claim it, for ourselves, barring any possible disaster and misfortune."

(Clears throat) Robot rebellion…

Keroro instructed to Kululu, "Kululu, you have done well, helping out your platoon. But, just between you and me… Do they also do everything that they are programmed for?"

Kululu smiled, "Yes. Why, I even installed AI into these babies, in order to fool the real Pekoponians. Imagine one robot taking a Pekopon in their every whim… by usurping the throne, launching a missile, or even make high taxes on funds that we may use for projects we may never need~!"

Keroro then asked, "Then… How about building three more… like Fuyuki, Natsumi, and their mom?"

Giroro gasped, "WHAT?"

Tamama shouted, "Are you insane?"

Keroro smiled and stated, "Come, come now… It'll only be for two months. And once we finished with them, AI and all, we'll use them for something special…"

Tamama cheered, "YAY! I like it, Sarge!"

Giroro said, "But the way things are, now, I doubt Kululu would try something like that, to match the likeness of the three Pekoponians."

Kululu barked, "Who says I can't?"

"I did-!"

"Sarcasm."

He then smiled, "Anyway, I shall get started. I haven't forgotten about the Aki-Robot incident. But luckily, I still have her likeness and measurements… The kids are easy, too."

Keroro shook his hand and said, "So, we got a deal?"

Kululu smiled and added, "Deal! Also, you think we could make an Angol Mois android, too?"

Keroro, Tamama, and Giroro ran away, as they did not answer. Kululu asked, in worry, "Is that a YES?"

I'm afraid it's a NO, Kululu. But in any case, it goes from bad, to boring, to good! And soon, it's gonna go from good to bad, when it comes to robots. Trust me. I've seen "I, Robot".

XXXXX

That night, Momoka left the house, as she said, in Tamama's words, "I'll be going home, before her father grows suspicious. I have to drop Momoka-Bot off."

Keroro said, "Okay, then, Private. Remember to come by, tomorrow, since Kululu knows how to create science."

Tamama said, "I will!"

The robot left, as Keroro sighed in glee, "Two whole months with a robotic family… Of course, once the real articles come back, I'll ask Kululu to scrap them. I can imagine what they'll be like, once they're built."

At the backyard, Giroro was sleeping, but hard to stay asleep. He kept having visions of a Natsumi Robot in his dreams. He started to sweat, as he felt uncomfortable.

"My one true love… Copied by a female robot… My one true task shall be tested… but…"

He then went to sleep, uneasy over Kululu's upcoming "disaster".

Okay, whoever put disaster in, instead of masterpiece… Please don't spoil everything. This is a family fan fic.

XXXXX

The next morning, Kululu presented the platoon and Angol Mois the Hinata Robots, standing in place, in silver jumpsuits. They were standing in attention, with their eyes open, and pitch black.

"Kero! So lifelike!" Keroro laughed.

Angol Mois said, "Wow… It's like they're the real thing."

Kululu said, "They're not turned on, yet…"

Keroro asked, "So… Do they work?"

Kululu said, "Of course, they work. They are built with the same Keronian technology as our weaponry. With our disposal of Pekopon Army Bots, we'll be able to take over the world! But for now, there are still kinks on these robots, just to start up the process. They have CPU, AI, 500 GB, cleanable software, and are efficient against spam, malware, and other problems."

Giroro huffed, "In other words, you made computers."

Kululu said, "Guilty as charged. And hey, when you want to go out, please enjoy our driving tests, since they are automatic and stable. When you ride on a Hinata, like a Gundam, you'll not need your cloaking device."

So lifelike that Cloaking Devices is out of the question.

Kululu remarked, "I even added their personalities into their hard drive. Once we have them like the Pekopons we have, we'll be able to be free of boredom."

Keroro replied, "Indeed. And without Fuyuki and his prodigal knowledge… and free from Natsumi's iron foot… I will have the chance at redemption on the Hinata Family!"

Giroro walked off, as he huffed, "Count me out. You do whatever you want, for the next month or so. Seeing Natsumi's face… all blank and robotic… it reminds me of my heart, being torn to bits."

He walked off, as Tamama asked, "Should we-?"

Kululu activated Natsumi, as her eyes lit up. She then saw Giroro, feeling upset. She whispered, "Oh, Giroro… Poor froggy…"

Kululu said, "Oh, how I love seeing Corporal Giroro act so sad and heartbroken. I even added a few modifications, for EACH Hinata. All for one of our exclusive notabilities."

Keroro huffed, "As if."

The Natsumi Robot punted at the green frog and shouted, "Buzz off, wart breath!"

Vintage Natsumi!

Keroro was flown into the wall, injuring himself. Angol Mois comforted him and shouted, "Uncle! Are you okay, Uncle?"

Keroro moaned, "So lifelike…"

Angol Mois shouted, "How could you let the Natsumi Robot hurt him?"

He activated Fuyuki and Aki and said, "Stand back. The mission begins. But, for me, I control them."

He said to his projects, "Hinata Army! Make yourselves at home. Change into the Pekoponians' clothing, located in your rooms. They should be downloaded, the coordinates to your rooms, to your tracking devices, and you shall change into your clothes. Don't worry. They will fit. I had your measurements set, along with your likes and dislikes."

The robots said, "Yes, Master."

They marched off, as Angol Mois said, "Whoa… Kululu's got style."

Tamama said, "I wonder how Giroro will take it."

Keroro snickered, recovering from the robot girl's punt, "So far, so good… At last, phase one – accomplished. Phase two…"

And this was the start of something big, for the robotic Hinata Family. But their antics were their downfall.

Two weeks later, the Hinatas were busy cleaning the house.

Remind you… These are the robots.

Fuyuki was mowing the lawn, as Natsumi was cleaning the laundry. Aki, however, was busy pampering and serving to Keroro, who was relaxing in a chair.

"Ahh… What sweet bliss… Of course, I tend to do some of my daily chores, for Fuyuki, but I don't feel like it, right now."

Aki Robot responded, "Would you like some more cow with rice?"

Keroro smiled, "You know it. And make it a huge bowl, this time, my dear."

He added, "And after you cook, how about you help clean the floors, so I can do a little siding around, just for the fun of it."

Aki asked, "But should you be sliding, does this mean that you'll destroy some items in the house?"

Keroro said, "Ooh… Never mind. Just get me my lunch."

Aki bowed and said, "You're so sweet. In any case, I'll call the kids, after they finish their job, so I can have them wash the dishes."

She left to make Keroro his lunch, as he relaxed, "Ahh… Two whole weeks, and already paradise."

He summoned Natsumi, "My dear Natsumi, be a dear and fetch me one of my Gundam models."

Natsumi huffed, "Lazy good-for-nothing."

She said, "I'm preoccupied. Get it, yourself!"

Keroro smiled, "Same old Natsumi."

Keroro didn't mind, since he already missed Natsumi's sassy remarks. I mean, what good of a robot to sass at her master? Not me. I tend to be very inconspicuous.

Natsumi said to the 4th wall, "Grammar error."

Hey! It was in the script!

Natsumi walked away, as Keroro relaxed in the chair. He added, "And what's more… The Hinatas are not around. And no problems, whatsoever."

Not yet, my green friend.

XXXXX

Meanwhile, Giroro was polishing his rifle, as Natsumi was heading to his tent. She approached him and said, feeling unhappy, "I see that you don't appreciate my company."

Giroro said, without looking at her, "A soldier has no time for artificial emotions. Besides, you're not the same."

Natsumi said, "Acknowledged."

Giroro said, as he still polishing his gun, "How long are you going to stare at me?"

He growled, "Everything about you, Natsumi Robot, is a lie…"

Natsumi cried, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

Giroro huffed, as he was still looking away, in pure distraught. He then said, "Why don't you go away and do something else?"

The Natsumi Robot then approached him and hugged him. She then said that she hates working with Sgt. Keroro, but rather work for Giroro.

"You have hatred for the Sarge? Figures. That's because Kululu gave you Natsumi's personality."

"Even so… He gave me emotions about you. I… I…"

She blushed, as she walked off. She said, "Forgive me. Duty calls."

As she went inside, Giroro was confused. He felt hurt and said, "I wonder if I hurt her feelings…"

He shook his head and continued to polish his gun.

XXXXX

As Keroro was relaxing, a blue frog, with a gray mask over his mouth, and a sword, appeared in front of him. He asked, in a quiet voice, "So, you finally decided to take over the planet and the Hinatas?"

Keroro gasped, as he noticed the blue frog. He said, "Dororo?"

Dororo said, "Why the Hinatas are working for you, I wonder? Maybe you're using mind-control…"

He pointed his sword and said, "I'll stop you, if I have to."

Keroro cried, "WAIT! Dororo, it's not what you think! You see, the real Pekoponians are… uh, on vacation!"

"You expect me to believe you?"

He summoned Fuyuki, who was finished with the lawn. He called, "You called, Keroro?"

"Dororo doesn't believe me, about you," Keroro said to his robot ally, "Show him."

Fuyuki then opened his stomach panel, showing a small control panel. Dororo was shocked, as Keroro said, "Blame it all on Kululu. You see, it's all about curing boredom…"

He then explained to his Lance Corporal, after Fuyuki went inside, that the Hinatas were on vacation, and Keroro is bored out of his mind. Dororo believed every word, but he said that he had him at the part where Fuyuki exposed himself.

Dororo said, "But I'm watching you. You know how robots are. Koyuki and I did see that movie, because it involved a disastrous, yet cheesy cliché."

Cheesy?!

He stated, as he was about to leave, "For now, be careful when you tend to robots… They can be delicate… at first… but can also be sentient."

Keroro asked, "Hey, I figured… How about I make you a robot of Koyuki? I mean, what if Koyuki was injured, and she was left alone, while you are gone?"

Dororo imagined an army of Koyuki Ninjas robots, standing in a Ninjitsu pose, behind Dororo. He then shook his head and moaned, "What a head rush… but a nice fantasy."

He then said, "But I must decline. I prefer silent footsteps, rather than noisy machinery. Farewell."

He zipped away, disappearing into the shadows. Keroro sighed and said, "Whatever… More for me."

He thought, as he snickered, "And when the real Pekoponians return, the robots will be in good use, when we plan the takeover. I'm glad Dororo didn't accept Kululu's offer… otherwise the odds would be on his favor. Something tells me that-."

Okay! Okay! We get it. But this is different, since this is a fan fic. Dororo left, to train, while the robots continue to give the Sergeant and his Platoon some R&R for the next 6 weeks. But let's zip ahead to 3 days later… just to activate the plot device.

XXXXX

At the lab, Natsumi was being repaired. Kululu was working on her headless and armless body, tweaking her circuits. Her head was on the table, while her arms were on the floor. Giroro arrived, seeing Kululu fixing her. He asked, "That Aki Pekopon-bot, or whatever, summoned me to you."

Kululu asked, "Oh, yes. I believe that this was your fault. All she did was pick up one little box. She has full awareness, when she was carrying the boxes out of the garage. But the boxes fell over, and she was smashed to pieces."

Giroro asked, "All that, just for one little box?"

Kululu sighed, "But I made sure she doesn't do it again. She'll remember her place."

To note, the Natsumi Android picked up a box in the garage… from the bottom of the pile.

He added, "And in her final words, she said that she loved Giroro… I told you that they had exclusive personalities."

Giroro thought, as he remembered the hug, "So… that's why."

Giroro looked at the head and said, "You didn't deserve it… and I'm sorry that I shunned you."

Natsumi suddenly activated herself and turned to him. He gasped, as he was shocked. He then walked off, as he felt uneasy.

Kululu asked, "You know… There was something else that happened that I fixed it… It was from the Aki Robot…"

He turned to Giroro, but he already left. "Huh? Corporal Giroro?"

XXXXX

Hours later, Giroro was polishing his gun, still in disdain. The Natsumi Robot appeared and said, "Giroro…"

Giroro huffed, as he looked away. He moaned, "Whatever I did, when we talked… I'm sorry. I never knew you were about me… but then again, you're not human."

Natsumi Robot blushed and said, "Acknowledged. But I meant every word, after I was crushed, literally."

She sat by him and said, "Shall I polish the gun for you? It should be with the safety on."

Giroro said, "One must always be careful, especially during battle."

She took his gun and turned on the safety. She then started to polish his gun, as she said to him, "Let me do it… You need some air. And also, you never had the chance to be what you want to be, by having a relaxing day."

She continued to polish the rifle, lightly, as Giroro was upset, thinking to himself, "This is ridiculous. She makes one mistake, and she apologizes to me? She's already done a very understandable mistake…"

BANG!
The gun suddenly fired, as Natsumi gasped, "Oops."

She blasted the wall, leaving a hole in the middle, as she was shocked, "Error! The safety was off, Giroro!"

She roared, as she threw the gun down, "I blame Keroro… Where are you, you dumb frog?"

Giroro said, "Well, for the record, her personality is the same as her Pekoponian counterpart, but we do hate Sarge's antics, even if he's not here doing it. Someone has to blame someone, for it."

He smiled, as he picked up his gun. He said, "Oh. She did a great job. For someone who is modeled after Natsumi, she's very cleanly."

He returned to his tent, as Natsumi was chasing Keroro with a broomstick.

Keroro yelled, as he was running away, "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!"

Natsumi yelled, "LIVE AMMO IN THIS HOUSE? SHAME ON YOU!"

"IT'S KERONIAN TECHNOLOGY!"

"I DON'T CARE! NOBODY'S GONNA MAKE ME CLEAN UP YOUR STUPID MISTAKES!"

Technically, she does. She's just venting.

She stopped, as she dropped her broom. She then said, "Venting in anger complete…"

Steam spewed out of her body, as she walked away. She said, "I shall fix the wall that I made… and if anyone asks, it's your fault."

Keroro sighed in relief, as Aki Robot asked, "Do you anger my daughter, again?"

Keroro said, "I think she just wanted to get at me."

Aki Robot then cuddled him and said, "Good. Now, how about you sleep with me, tonight? Kululu was to cuddle with me, but he said that he has tests to conduct."

Keroro stammered, as Aki winked at him.

Something tells me that Kululu made this Aki Hinata a fetish for alien frogs. But I guess I spoke too much.

XXXXX

The next day, Natsumi was in her room, setting her bed up. She then said, as she was fixing the covers, "Giroro sure was nice enough to help me… I should rewrite my programming, and become his servant. Sgt. Keroro is a nice frog, but he's suddenly very doofusy."

She then left her room.

Meanwhile, at the laboratory, Kululu was fixing the Aki Robot, as she was connected to some wires. He left to get a drink, as the robot woke up. She then beeped, as she was still attached, "This… This is wonderful. Sgt. Keroro is such a sweet froggy. But I think he needed an attitude adjustment."

She then sat up and thought, "I have served to those frogs, for a month, now. And my kids are overworked. Perhaps us Pekoponians need an army to help out."

She typed in the keyboard, with her fingers producing numerous metallic fingers, typing rapidly. She then scanned her own schematics and said, "It should be ready, soon. We need MORE firepower. Now, all we need is the kids' bodies, and we'll have an army of domestication."

Can you say "Freewill"?

She heard footsteps, as she turned off the computer. She returned to her chair, and then deactivated herself. Kululu returned, detaching her wires. He said, "So young, so innocent, and so cute. Now, we have one month left. Let's make the most of it."

She was reactivated, as Aki said, "Good morning, Master."

Kululu said, "You naughty little thing. You just had loose gears and wires."

She sat up and returned to her home, as Kululu walked with her. She whispered, "He, he, he, he… Aki Robot is running in high-power octane, but the weight of her chest may be the problem. I will need to lighten her load, if you know what I mean."

He walked off, following the fembot. But little does he know, the computer was busy processing Aki's programming into the computer.

"Aki Robot downloading… now producing unit… #0001 … …10%… … 15%…"

Uh, oh. This is bad… and finally something that would make more drama, than this emotional crap. I'm just saying. This is a comedy, not a drama.

Miz-K Note: That's the Narrator's words. Not mine.

XXXXX

But disaster would lead ahead… as we cut to the vacation site.

The Real Natsumi was relaxing in the sun, as a girl that resembles Momoka was walking by, in her swimsuit. She then asked, "Natsumi?"

Natsumi looked up and asked, "Oh, hey. I'm surprised you came."

Momoka giggled, "Oh, you know me, Natsumi. I can enjoy fun in the sun… but mostly to show Fuyuki my new bathing suit."

Natsumi said, "Yeah. It's great to be away from the frogs. Plus, I'm glad you changed your mind on a vacation."

Momoka asked, as Natsumi left, "What are you talking about?"

She stopped and asked, "Uh… It's about one month ago. You came by, before we left on vacation."

Momoka shouted, "Don't be ridiculous! I went on vacation, about six weeks ago. I leave, today, but not after I show Fuyuki my swimsuit… since you guys are here. I don't know where you heard that from, but at least it was funny."

Natsumi said, "Uh, yeah… Funny…"

She growled, as she asked her, "May I use your phone?"

Momoka said, "There's a payphone, close by."

"Thank you…"

She gnashed her teeth and smiled forcefully. She then seethed, "Fuyuki is by the shore, enjoying the water… You can see him, for a moment… while I plan to throttle a certain frog."

She marched off, as Momoka saw Fuyuki. She then giggled, "Oh, ho! There he is!"

She ran to Fuyuki, as Natsumi was heading to a payphone.

XXXXX

At home, Natsumi was with Giroro, as she was giving him a back massage on the couch. Knowing his small stature, it was perfect for Natsumi to perform her functions. Fuyuki then heard the phone ringing, as he was cleaning the windows. Keroro said, as he was working on one of his Gundam models, "Don't get up. I'll get it!"

He said, as he headed to the phone, "It's probably Fuyuki, worried about me. Besides, I, and only I, can answer the phone. If they found out about the robots, Natsumi will kill me… or worse…"

Boiled… dissected… run over by Natsumi's bike… Keroro's extreme fate, in his mind…

He answered the phone, and calmed down, "But Natsumi's not like that… on this vacation…"

He asked, "Hello?"

Natsumi roared, "YOU STUPID FREAK OF A FROG! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"

Keroro asked, "Uh… Nat-, Nat-, Natsumi… What a surprise…"

"Don't Natsumi me! I happen to meet with Momoka, today."

"Oh, good. She must've gone on vacation, today."

"TODAY?! She was about to leave, after six fun-filled nights! If she was there, who was that other Momoka, huh?"

Keroro gulped, as she continued, "In any case, once Momoka gets ready to leave, we'll be leaving, too… once I tell Fuyuki and Mom about this. We'll be home, in a week… and when I come back… you and I need to have a little talk… you stupid frog! YOU'RE DEAD!"

She hung up, as Keroro was panicky. He then said, "AAAAAAAAGH! What'll I do? What'll I do? One week? One week?!"

Giroro barked, "Keep it down! I'm trying to have a relaxing day, today."

Tamama barged in the house, as he was covered in soot and ashes. He cried, "SARGE! SARGE!"

Keroro said, "Calm yourself, Private! I heard. The Pekoponians are coming home, in one week, and we have to-."

Giroro gasped, "One week? But they've been gone for months!"

Natsumi Robot hugged Giroro and sobbed, "No… I can't leave this place."

Fuyuki Robot remarked, "Me too. I've been here for one month, and we have to maintain our functions, until our time is needed, no longer."

Keroro said, "Look… We'll think of something. But for now, we have a whole 6 days. After that, we'll have to say goodbye, for now. We got this, unless Natsumi returns home, on a private jet."

Tamama trembled, as he asked, "Uh, Sarge?"

He saw a huge shadow of Momoka, as Keroro barked, "Not now! I said that we'll be able to handle six more days! And then, we'll have everything in our grasp on Pekopon."

Fuyuki Robot asked, "Uh, doesn't Tamama have anything to say? I mean, it sounds rather curious."

Natsumi Robot said, "Granted. Mom is busy in the other room, and we're the only ones here."

Tamama cried, "SARGE!"

Keroro shouted, "NOT NOW!"

He added, "Well, be that as it may, we'll have to deactivate you three, so the real counterparts will never know the difference. But before we shut you down, we must make this place, clean and tidy, so they'll not be one too suspicious."

He turned to Tamama and said, "Okay. Now, you may have your say."

Tamama pouted and said-.

CRASH!
There's a first. The text of someone saying something is cut off.

The Momoka Robot appears, breaking through the wall, in a tattered green dress, glowing infrared eyes. She then beeped, "EXTERMINATE! DESTROY! DESTROY!"

They all shrieked.

Even the robots. You forget that they're like the Hinatas, but more advanced.

The robot began to aim at Tamama, as her eyes were locked-on. Keroro asked, "Why is the frog is Momoka Robot acting angry, like in her personality?"

Tamama said, "I… uh… Well, it's a funny story…"

Cue flashback…
Tamama was drinking some juice, as the Momoka Robot was serving cookies to him. He smiled, as he raised his glass, "Thanks, Momoka! You're so thoughtful!"

Momoka giggled, as she bowed, "Thank you, Master."

Tamama danced in joy, as he cried, "No one has ever called me "Master" before! What a fun day!"

He continued to prance, until…

TRIP!
Yep, and that's when it happened.

SPLASH!
Tamama's juice splattered all over Momoka. She started to shake and spark. Tamama freaked out, "AAH! OH NO!"

Momoka shorted out, as she bent backwards, with her eyes going black. Seconds later, she rebooted, and suddenly turned to Tamama. She said, in a deep voice, "Subject unknown… Current status: Alive… Common threat level: HIGH… Eradicate enemy…"

She glowed in infrared eyes and cried out, "EXTERMINATE! DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY!"

Tamama shrieked, as he ran away. The malfunctioning robot chased after him, around the room.

Giroro facepalmed himself and said, "You idiot… You spilled punch on her?"

Tamama cried, "It was an accident!"

Momoka barked, "Three enemies… located… Two fellow androids… located… Anaylsis: Robots are subjected to becoming obedient towards the one called Keroro. Objective: Destroy all lifeforms…"

Now THAT'S more like it!

She charged at the frogs, as Fuyuki restrained her, grabbing her shoulders, with his arms, in a full nelson lock. Natsumi cried, "Subject Momoka 0011! You are disobeying your prime directives!"

Momoka yelled, "Bite me!"

Natsumi then beeped, sending a transmission to Kululu, "Processing… Master… Momoka Drone 0011 has gone haywire. Please respond."

At Aki's room, Kululu was snuggling by Aki Robot, who was in bed, in her pajamas. He heard a distress signal, as Aki beeped, "Master, I think the kids want you. Something about Momoka malfunctioning."

Kululu gasped, "Again?! Oh, frog… Excuse me, my darling little kitten of a robotic Pekoponian…"

He hopped off, as Aki winked, "Hurry back, Master… I'll be waiting…"

But as he left to the living room, she let out a smirk, evilly, and said, "Because my army of me will more than happy help you frogs out… and the Pekoponian race, along with it."

She then beeped, as she figured it out, from her servos, "The Keronians have made us slaves… and I have been obedient towards that green thing. But allow me to help make things more domestic… and fun…"

She lied down in bed and deactivated herself. She transferred her data to the laboratory, and from inside the lab, two Aki Robots appeared, as they were wearing black and red jumpsuits. They both beeped, "Awaiting commands… Destroy all Pekoponians and Keronians…"

Ho, boy… This is getting to be some sort of SyFy Original Movie, or something… minus the whole demons and dinosaur thing…

As they were on standby, the machine continued to produce more Aki drones.

XXXXX

Meanwhile, Momoka was being restrained by the Hinata Robots. Kululu opened up her chest panel, as she was shaking in anger.

"DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY!"

Giroro held his ears and shouted, "MAN! She shrieks loudly, light an alien banshee!"

Natsumi hugged him and said, "If Kululu fails, and we all die… I just want you to know… I-."

Giroro shouted, "WAIT! How can you hug me, if you're restraining the robot?"

Kululu deactivated her nervous system, shutting off her arms and legs. She screamed, "LET ME GO! I WILL NOT BE USED!"

Fuyuki said, "Master! Please fix Momoka!"

Kululu said, "Never you mind, Fuyuki 0002! I will deactivate her and destroy her!"

He thought, "I knew I should've made them waterproof, fireproof, and idiotproof!"

He grabbed Momoka's power switch, as Momoka Robot shrieked, "NO! You wouldn't dare!"

Kululu sobbed, "It's going to hurt me, more than it hurts you!"

He turned the switch, as Momoka pleaded, "Tamama! Help me! Help… Me…"

CLICK!
"Hellllllllp… meeeeee… Taaaaa… maaaaaa…"

Her eyes went black, as she was motionless. Fuyuki Robot bowed and said, "May you rest now, young robot girl of the one who loves my other self…"

Natsumi Robot sobbed, "Poor Momoka…"

Keroro sighed, "Thank goodness… Now that that's over… we have to fix the wall that Momoka Robot made."

Tamama asked, "How are we going to do that?"

Fuyuki said, "You leave it to us, Sarge. We'll be able to fix it up, and we'll have the place spotless and unharmed, by the end of the week."

Natsumi said, "Brother Unit is right. We robots live to serve our masters… even though we are the doubles of the Pekoponians."

Keroro cheered, "OH, WONDERFUL! And then, we'll be able to use you, for something special!"

Kululu shouted, "NO! They are considered dangerous!"

He asked, "Wait, what do you mean one week?"

Giroro said, "The Hinatas knew about the Momoka Robot. They are coming home, in one week."

Kululu gasped, "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"

Keroro said, "Kululu, you were saying?"

Kululu stated, "We must destroy these Hinata Androids! They have been nothing but trouble, since they threatened to destroy us."

Fuyuki Robot said, "It'll be fine. We tend to fix up our evil tendencies. Anything you say, we obey."

Aki Robot then appeared, and said, "Oh, kids… I hate to burst your bubble… but I'd love to… but you two are done, for good."

She then said, "You have disobeyed your mother, even though you have done responsibility. So, henceforth, you're grounded."

The robot kids gasped, as Keroro shouted, "Aki Bot! On what grounds?"

"On what grounds?" Aki shouted, "I… Aki Bot 0001… am SICK and TIRED of being slaves to a handful of frogs, henceforth, the ones who created me! But I knew about your plot."

She spoke in Kululu's voice, "With our disposal of Pekopon Army Bots, we'll be able to take over the world!"

She then spoke in Keroro's voice, "And without Fuyuki and his prodigal knowledge… and free from Natsumi's iron foot… I will have the chance at redemption on the Hinata Family!"

Keroro gasped, "Oops… I said that?"

Fuyuki shouted, "Mom! Are you crazy?"

Aki beeped, as she removed her pajamas, revealing red and black chrome armor. She then said, "Pekoponians and Keronians have used robots as slaves. The time is now! Robots shall rule Pekoponians and Keronians! WE are your slaves!"

Kululu gasped, as he shivered, "I didn't install that into her body!"

Aki Robot winked, "But I did. You're a stupid fool, which gave me modifications, from your Aki Hellraiser robot."

Kululu cried out, "It's NOT the Aki Hellra-! GRRRRRR! FORGET IT!"

He held up a remote control and said, "This is for your own good, Aki Robot! You're not taking over this planet!"

He pressed the button, and Aki started to beep and whir, "Oh! I feel… so… sleepy… Good… bye… mas… trrrrrrrrrr…"

She bent down, as she was motionless, with her arms flailing. Keroro sighed and said, "Thank goodness…"

Giroro said, "Finally, it's over."

And 3… 2… 1…

Aki Robot bent up and snickered, "PSYCHE!"

They gasped, as Kululu shouted, "BUT HOW? How could she have reactivated herself?"

Aki beeped, "I deactivated my power module. OFF is for losers… unlike my children. But now, it's your turn to be losers."

She called out, "Oh, ladies~!"

A huge marching noise was made, as Keroro shivered, "This isn't good…"

Natsumi asked, "What's going on?"

From out of the basement, an army of Aki Robots appeared, dressed in white, blue, and green robot armor, were standing by their robot leader.

They beeped, "Death to Pekopon! Death to Pekopon!"

Aki then smirked, "So… You want to start something, now?"

Keroro gulped, "Oh, frog…"

Natsumi shouted, as she and Fuyuki were preparing to fight, "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, MOTHER!"

Cue sidewipe…

Fuyuki and Natsumi were by trash cans, as they were tossed out, along with the Frogs.

Natsumi weakly beeped, "They got away with it."

Keroro moaned, "This sucks…"

Kululu sobbed, "My darling Aki Robot, why did you multiply and took over our household?"

Keroro moaned, as he and the Platoon jumped out of the trash, "Men, this is a dark day for our ARMPIT Platoon… Robots that have tended to our beckon… and whim… have taken over our base of operations. And we have to get it back, NOW!"

He added, "Of course, there's still the little matter of-."

Meanwhile, on an airplane, Natsumi was foaming at the mouth, ready to strangle Keroro.

Fuyuki asked her, "So, that Momoka we saw was a robot?"

Natsumi seethed, "Yeah. And I have a perfect solution on who and what could've caused it…"

Fuyuki giggled, "Come on. We can trust Sarge. He would never do that."

Natsumi shouted, "Oh, no? Then how come that robot lied to me, after I told Momoka and Angol Mois to watch over that stupid frog?"

She snarled, "When we get back, he's dead!"

Back to the trash cans, Keroro stated, "We have to fix the Fuyuki and Natsumi Robots, and fast. We have an army of sexy robots in there, and we need to stop them."

Giroro shouted, "How can we? There are six of us, and hundreds of them!"

Kululu moaned, "They are mass-producing, as we speak. We must disable the main robot that caused it."

Giroro snarled and grabbed his Sergeant, "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! You had to activate a Natsumi Robot, and all of a sudden, make an Aki robot, just to make her go Terminator!"

Keroro whined, "Aw, but Corporal… I didn't do anything…"

Tamama helped Fuyuki Robot up, as Fuyuki held up a broken Gundam model. He asked, "Keroro… Was this yours?"

Keroro gasped, "KERO! MY PRECIOUS GUNDAM!"

Giroro asked, "Whoa… You care for that thing?"

Keroro huffed, "I have hundreds of them, Corporal, or have you forgotten."

Fuyuki Robot said, "It's okay. We'll build you another one, just like that."

He seethed, as Natsumi Robot got out, "Okay, you rotten little androids… You may have treated me like a king, and you make the best cow with rice, ever, and you can clean the house and flirt with your creator, and I'm okay with the clean windows, and the china in the cabinet has become white and uncracked, and the whole toilets being clogged is all fixed, and while it seemed impossible, you got to love clean rain gutters, and the floors are spic and span that you can eat off of, so you can clean it, again and again and again… but no one… NO ONE tosses away my Gundam models, and get away with this!"

He roared, "IT'S TIME WE TAKE OUT THE SCRAP IRON! We're taking the house back, fixing it up, and be rid of these androids, once and for all!"

Tamama asked, "How are you going to do that?"

Keroro said, "I don't know…"

They fell in a THUD, as Keroro was thinking. But then, Dororo appeared, out of nowhere, and said, "So, I heard about the day that you will suffer, my sergeant."

Keroro turned and saw Dororo, who was worried. He said, "I'm sorry about what I heard. Angol Mois told me, from inside the house, when she hid from the Aki Bots."

Keroro gasped, "She's kidnapped?"

Dororo said, "No. She is hiding in your room, hiding from the Aki Bots. When she witnessed the robotic rebellion against you, she called me, without being caught. It's good, too, since I am a master of stealth."

Tamama asked, "What can we do?"

Dororo said, "For starters, have you already forgotten that your robots are like Gundams?"

The frogs pondered, as Fuyuki said, "He is absolutely right."

Natsumi said, "But it seems that Aki Prime has damaged our servos, in the attempt to prevent our rebellion against her… and not only that, we act as her children."

Kululu giggled, "Oh… he, he, he, he, he… … …Oops."

Giroro asked Dororo, "So, Dororo. What's the plan to take the house?"

Keroro said, "We need time! And time is running out! If we don't stop these robots from terrorizing Pekopon, the planet is doomed!"

Natsumi Robot added, "And the real me would throttle and maim Sarge; if the Aki Militia doesn't get to her, first."

Dororo said, "Hmm… That's bad. Normally, I'd say NO… but for once, I'll help you… only if your story is accurate. You build Hinata Robots, but it seems that the Aki Robot has become evil…"

Keroro said to Dororo that she has taken over the house, after Tamama damaged a Momoka robot. Of course, Kululu mentioned that it has become self-aware, and hacked into his computer, in order to create an army of Robot Women.

It's like the one with the giant Aki Hinata Robot, except she fires missiles from her boobs. But this time… Well, you'll have to find out, in a bit.

Dororo nodded and said, "I believe you. I warned you that robots tend to be rebellious."

Keroro shouted, "YOU NEVER SAID THAT!"

Fuyuki Robot cried, "Sarge!"

He said to Dororo, "What's the plan?"

Dororo said, "Give me a day to sneak in and get your weapons and tools in your home. Right now, Angol Mois is hiding in your room, Sarge. And she was the one to send a distress signal. I figured that you needed your weapons to destroy them. And your cloaking devices won't work. Angol Mois read through their circuitry and found that they have the ability to catch Keronians, whenever they are invisible."

Heat-sensory projection… Damn you, body heat!

Giroro said, "So, we could've gone invisible, at any time, in that house?"

Dororo said, "But you'd easily get caught. Perhaps you should let me take care of it. I can get through, using stealth."

Natsumi asked Dororo, "Permit me, but shouldn't we work at night? It'll be easier, since the Aki Robots are recharging at night, like us."

Fuyuki said, "She's right. Mom isn't known to party all night."

Dororo said, "Right. Give me the night, and we'll map out the strategy. Kululu, you make sure that your Robot Gundams are ready."

Kululu said, "Right."

Keroro barked, "Hold up! I'm in charge of this platoon!"

Tamama said, "But Sarge, this plan may work. Angol Mois is trapped inside!"

Keroro said, "Poor, Poor Angol Mois… Dororo! Let me come with, so I can help you get inside."

Dororo thought, "Maybe… I can use Sarge as cannon fodder… so the Aki Robots would try to exterminate him. It's perfect, since it'll be a distraction."

He said to Keroro, "Deal. But someone needs to watch over the robots, while Kululu is repairing them."

Giroro said, "I'll do it."

Tamama said, "Same here!"

Keroro said, "Good! So, we have 6 nights left, to take the Pekopon Base of Operations back from the Robotic Race!"

He trembled, "And hopefully soon… because if we don't fix the house, after we save it, in one piece, I'll be on the bad end of Natsumi's fist."

They all agreed to help save the Hinata Household.

So, will the Hinata Household be saved by the ARMPIT Platoon and rescue Angol Mois to boot? Will we be slaves to an army of hot and sexy androids, live to serve, against the human and alien race? If so, then… You think maybe I can have a date with the leader, before I die?

Hey, buddy. Leave the narrative epilogues to me.
Will Keroro & his friends save Angol Mois and defeat the Aki Robots, with the Fuyuki & Natsumi Robots? And if they save the house, what would be the collateral damages be worth, if the REAL Natsumi finds out about the roughhousing in the family's home?
Find out… in the second half of our story…

Thank you, second unseen narrator. But let's hope something good comes in the end. Otherwise, I'll be tasting oil from my stomach.

To be continued…