I'll warn you. This is not for Popo fans. I wrote this (obviously) when I was eating Funyuns.

Disclaimer: Don't own it.

The Funyun addiction.

Piccolo and Dende looked around to see if anyone was looking. Nope. "Come on." whispered Piccolo. They continued up the staircase up on the Lookout.

Dende spotted a little black dot down on the bottom of the stairs. "Hurry! I think Mr. Popo's getting suspicious!" Dende whispered. They hurried up the rest of the flight of stairs and ran into a secret passage way. That only they knew.

"Phew, that was a close one. We're going to have to be more careful about this." said Piccolo. Dende nodded and they walked down another hall. The two Nameks walked into a room which looked like a kitchen. Except it just had cabinets and a sink.

The two started opening cabinets and started pulling out bags and bags of chips.

But not just any chips.

These... were Funyuns.

Piccolo and Dende both started ripping the bags open. Piccolo pulled out an enormous bowl that was in a cabinet and they started to dump the Funyuns in the bowl. Once all the bags were open and all of them had been dumped into the bowl they started eating and eating the chips, one by one.

"Master Dende?" asked a voice. Piccolo and Dende looked up. Piccolo had a chip hanging off his lip. "Uh, fwaht?"

"Where are you Dende?"

"It's Popo!" Dende whispered. "Uh, hurry, eat!" Piccolo and Dende tried to eat as many chips as they could in the amount of time they had.

"I thought Nameks didn't eat..." said Mr. Popo.

"Uh.... we don't... um..." Dende mumbled. "What are you doing following us?" snarled Piccolo. "I was looking for my watering can. Don't want the plants to die now."

They were all quiet until Mr. Popo spoke.

"Can I have some?" he asked. Piccolo and Dende snarled and lunged at Mr. Popo and he screamed.

Krillen looked around the lookout and saw Piccolo and Dende descending some stairs. "Hey guys!" he shouted. Dende lightened up and ran over to Krillen. "Hey, what's that red stuff your lip?" asked Krillen.

Dende quickly wiped it away, "Uh, ...I was coloring!" Krillen nodded slowly. "Where's Popo?" asked Krillen. "Uh, he can't be here right now." Piccolo answered. "Okay..."

Hm... that was weird, huh? Ya, well please review! ^.^