One small question
Uh… What?
Edward, Emmett, and Rose are sitting on the couch. Nessie is on Edward's Grand Piano playing on of her own songs after Edward taught her how to pay. Carlisle is in his study, Esme is singing quietly to herself, and I am humming along to the song Nessie is playing. Suddenly the song stops and Nessie turns around on the bench.
"Dad?" She asks
"Yes, Nessie?" Edward answers
"What's sex?"
Just then Esme stopped singing and the room became dead quiet.
"Um…Bella?" Edward says turning toward me.
But all I could do was stare. Em busted into a pearl of laughter and Rose started to snicker under her breath.
"Emmett! This is not funny!" Edward and I growled.
"Oh…yes…it…is!" He said between snickers. I rolled my eyes and turned toward Nessie with a deep frown.
"Nessie, sweetheart… your only 5 years old." I said softly
"But, I have the body of a 15 year old!" She wailed.
"Nessie you may have the body of a 15 year old girl, but by the date of your birth, you are still 5 years old." Edward said sternly.
"Where in the world did you get the idea of sex into your head anyway, Renesme?" I asked. She shot a quick glance toward Emmett and stared back at me hoping I didn't see it. But I was too late, I did see it. And if that wasn't enough Emmett stopped laughing almost immediately. Damnit Emmett!
"Just what the hell were you thinking Emmett?" I snapped.
"Uh…" He answered
"It doesn't matter, because you'll be very old by the time that happens." Edward said. Nessie and I both rolled our eyes. What could you say, father's never wanted they're little girls to grow up. Talking about boys with them; no way. Sex; no way in hell. You'll let hell freeze over before the thought began to form in your mind.
"Or…the day Jacob dies." Edward said
"Edward!" I snapped the same time Nessie snapped
"Dad!" He gave us the whole innocent look.
"What? What I say?"
"He does have a point," Emmett said. I pointed a finger at him.
"You, you can't talk right at this moment." I glared.
Just then as almost on cue Jacob walks in.
"Hey, what's up?" He asks.
"I asked Dad what sex was," Nessie said. Jake backed up a few feet, keeping his eyes on me.
"I have no idea what she's talking about Bells. I swear." Edward frowned.
"You're afraid of her, but not me?"
"Did you forget the part where she came after me when Nessie was born?" Emmett laughed again.
"Yeah that was funny as hell!" I glared at him.
"You wanna keep laughing?"
"Uh…"
"Think really carefully about this Emmett,"
"Yeah I think I'm good. Scary Vampire Mom is a lot worse than Scary Vampire Dad."
"How?" asked Edward.
"It's a mom thing sweetheart. Just leave it be,"
"But-"
"Nessie why don't you come to the meadow with me?" Nessie jumped up and began walking toward the door.
"We'll be back guys,"