Okay, I got this idea after I saw: "Hvem vil være millionær"
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
"Welcome to "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire." My name is Hans Pilgaard and I am your host tonight."
Many people applauded.
"And now I want to introduce you for tonight's play: Ian Kabra and Dan Cahill."
Dan and Ian came in and sit down on the two chairs in front of the host.
"So boys, do you know why you are here?" Hans said.
"No we don't," Ian said, "Because nobody would tell us."
"Well, I don't know anything, but this could looks like another way for this guy, erhhh girl to impress Amy." Dan said, rolling his eyes.
Ian was about to say something, but Hans interrupt him "GUYS, GUYS!" Hans yelled, "Why don't I tell you, why you are here?"
Silence.
"Fine." Ian scowled.
"Okay, then. I will still you two some questions, but you shall not answers them. The Fan fiction's people have to. They vote, and if they are right you win some money, but if they are wrong, we are gonna tell one of your secrets." Hans smiled.
"WHAT!" The hot Brit and the dweeb screamed.
"You heard right boys" You could actually hear the smile in the voice.
"Who is that?" Dan asked, a little bit scared.
"My boss, and the person who decides if you two are gonna die, so be nice." Hans said.
"That's right. I'm gonna run this show and if I'm not happy, well let's just say; it's not gonna be pretty. Julie hvorfor har du ikke spørgsmålerne klar endnu!"
"Okay. Let's start the game." Hans smiled and said.
"The first question is:
Who wrote the song "We are never ever getting back together?"
A: Selena Gomez.
B: Taylor Swift.
C: Kelly Clarkson.
D: Pit-bull.
"Good luck boys." Hans said.
"Message To All Fan People: If You Got Some Secrets About Dan Cahill and Ian Kabra, I would love to hear them. And I repeat: DAN CAHILL AND IAN KABRA!
That was all."
"We are dead." Ian said on the verge of tears.