It was an average day in beautiful Beach City. Birds were singing, flowers were blooming. On days like this... Nothing of interest happened. Except for today. Today, Steven Universe and Topaz were tiptoeing through the Gem temple, a large structure built into a giant statue of a six-armed woman with a raised mask, with flamethrowers from Topaz's weapons closet. "Hey, Topaz?" Steven asked. "Yeah?" Topaz responded. "Why are we doing this again?" Steven asked, curious as to why he and the latest recruit for the Crystal Gems, a team of extra terrestrial Earth-defenders, were wandering the halls of the temple with high-powered flamethrowers. "Because, Steven," Topaz began. "We can't have a monster like this running around our home. Plus, I have a bit of macro-arachnophobia." "And that is...?" Steven asked. "It means I have a fear of giant spiders." Topaz responded. "Also, we get to wave these things around!" Topaz finished, expelling large flames from his flamethrower.
The duo must have wandered the endless tunnels for an hour before finding massive spider webs. In Amethyst's room. The two ventured into the horrid mess. The horrid mess that was now covered in spider webs. "Where could it be?" Steven asked. "No idea." Topaz responded. "With the way Amethyst keeps this place, I doubt we'll find it any time soon." No sooner had he said that when a giant arachnid dropped from the ceiling. The duo turned around slowly in fear. Immediately, Topaz pulled the trigger on his flamethrower, which then started belching giant flames towards the spider. The spider was unharmed, though, and let out a mighty screech. While the spider roared, Topaz decided he'd had enough. He used his Gem to enlarge the foot to double the size of the spider. He then dropped his foot, squishing the giant spider. Steven just stared. Eventually, he said, "Wait. If we could've just squished him, then what'd we bring the flamethrowers for?" "I don't get to use them much." Topaz elaborated, depressed at the thought of just storing the flamethrowers away forever.
Meanwhile, on the Gem Homeworld...
"Excuse me, my Diamond." Said a thin, pale yellow girl with a nasally voice. "I would like to report that the Cluster is developing at an exceptional pace. Within [insert time until Cluster episode here], Earth and that defect, Topaz, will be destroyed." "About that," Responded Yellow Diamond, a 7 or 8 foot yellow woman with a spiky haircut. "I don't think letting the Cluster be the end of Topaz will be enough. I would rather do that myself." "Forgive me, my Diamond," Yellow Pearl, the thin yellow girl, said. "But if you wanted to finish Topaz off yourself, then why have you not done so already?" "It is likely that Topaz has other allies. Allies of our own species." Yellow Diamond explained. "Then what shall we do?" Yellow Pearl inquired. "There is only one thing to do." Yellow Diamond responded. "Send them. Tell them to kill all Gems except for Topaz. Tell them to bring him to me." Yellow Pearl stared in concern and worry, but soon responded, "Y-yes, my Diamond."
Yes, I'm writing another SU fanfic! Instead of working on my Sword Art Online fic! I am planning out the next chapter for that, though. It's just taking a while. Sorry. Anyway, what is Yellow Diamond sending to attack Beach City now? Will the Crystal Gems be able to defeat them? Why are people voting for Trump?! Why am I asking you all of these questions? Find out why in future chapters! (except for that Trump question) Bye!