AN:Hey, the Marauder's Musings is one of those note passing, conversation type stories. Enjoy.
A for Alphabet and Arguments.
Testing. Testing. One, two, three.
-Padfoot
Hey it works. It's got my name under it and everything.
-Padfoot
So… why are we doing this again?
-Wormtail
We've been over this Pete; I suggested making this fantastic book to preserve our brilliance for the generations yet to come.
-Padfoot
You suggested?
I suggested this you dog bothering arse.
-Prongs
I did too suggest it! I remember we were in the Three Broomsticks and I said-
-Padfoot
You're not even allowed in there, ever since you got hammered that time and tried to dry hump that bar stool. You liar.
-Prongs
Oh sod off!
-Padfoot
Can our first entry into the self writing book not degenerate into an argument?
-Moony
Moony when did you get here?
-Padfoot
I was the one who set the book up and got you all here. But you and your nonexistent attention span have forgotten all about all the hard work that went into this book.
-Moony
Book? What bo… oh yeah, this book.
-Padfoot
Which I thought of.
- Prongs
Anyway, we need to come up with a way of organizing and deciding what will be in this book.
-Moony
Why?
-Wormtail
Because if you left it to Sirius we'd get 400 pages of his sexual fantasies.
-Prongs
Oi, don't use my name James you arse.
- Padfoot
Why bloody not?
-Prongs
Because I don't fancy having book full of evidence with my real name and address inside it as well.
-Padfoot
That's an unusual amount of foresight for you Pads.
-Moony
Well I don't have anything to hide Sirius Black so ha.
-Prongs
Very mature Prongs.
-Moony
Oh no?
James Potter has a stuffed bear called Sir Hugginsworth, A stash of Gillyweed under his bed and a small shrine to Lily bloody Evans in your wardrobe. So ha bloody ha.
-padfoot
Padfoot you flea ridden tosser!
-Prongs
Sirius already gave my name away.
-Wormtail
That's not the same thing, for one I did it, for two it's not like you do anything interesting is it?
-Padfoot
Was that comment really that necessary?
-Moony
Yes. Absolutely.
-Padfoot
Well now were all suitably incriminated, how are we going to order this thing?
-Moony
The best would be chronologically.
-Moony
What does-
-Wormtail
In the order they happened Pete.
-Prongs
I vote for randomly.
-Padfoot
Let's have a suggestion from someone who isn't mentally handicapped.
-Moony
That was rather cruel Moony.
-Padfoot
Oh oh alphabetically.
-Wormtail
I kind of like that idea. Well done Pete.
-Prongs
Fine, if you want to be boring do that.
-Padfoot
So it's decided we doing the book of Marauder's Musings alphabetically.
-Mooney
AN: Sorry if it was a bit short the next chapter will be longer. Feedback would be nice people.