A/N: ok, so if you've read any of my parodies before, you know that there
is just basically randomness... ya. Ok, MOVING ON... leaps away
Disclaimer: if I were jk rowling then I would have already made Sirius wear a tutu all of the time... for laughs.
Sirius black was sitting in a dusty old grimuald place one day, and he decided that it was very messy and it needed to be cleaned up. "Come my forest friends!!!" he cried out of the window. At once, a deer, a frog, a slug, a few bunnies, many birds, and a walrus came stampeding through the wall. All the muggles didn't seem to care, because they were.... muggles.... RIGHTO! Sirius changed into a cute dress and began dusting lightly. The forest animals helped by eating the carpet and curtains, and blinking stupidly. Sirius was not downhearted however; just then, Kreature came in with an obnoxious-shade-of-pink ribbon. He began twirling and twirling until he became dizzy and sat on the ground. Wile Sirius was frolicking; Kreature was talking to a bunny and sharing his interest. Soon enough, they were best friends. Yay best friends!!!! The walrus had started to get angry, and he was rolling around and nocking over random pointless objects. Weee! Random pointless objects. Sirius then scolded the stupid walrus and made him have a time out. That concludes this episode of Sirius's life that he doesn't tell us about.
A/N: weeeee! ok, me done now.
Disclaimer: if I were jk rowling then I would have already made Sirius wear a tutu all of the time... for laughs.
Sirius black was sitting in a dusty old grimuald place one day, and he decided that it was very messy and it needed to be cleaned up. "Come my forest friends!!!" he cried out of the window. At once, a deer, a frog, a slug, a few bunnies, many birds, and a walrus came stampeding through the wall. All the muggles didn't seem to care, because they were.... muggles.... RIGHTO! Sirius changed into a cute dress and began dusting lightly. The forest animals helped by eating the carpet and curtains, and blinking stupidly. Sirius was not downhearted however; just then, Kreature came in with an obnoxious-shade-of-pink ribbon. He began twirling and twirling until he became dizzy and sat on the ground. Wile Sirius was frolicking; Kreature was talking to a bunny and sharing his interest. Soon enough, they were best friends. Yay best friends!!!! The walrus had started to get angry, and he was rolling around and nocking over random pointless objects. Weee! Random pointless objects. Sirius then scolded the stupid walrus and made him have a time out. That concludes this episode of Sirius's life that he doesn't tell us about.
A/N: weeeee! ok, me done now.