KITSUNE-CHAN POV
Hello everybody. Now today we're going to have to be especially quiet because today we're looking at the Uchiharamosophogas Sasukeificanous, Uchiha Sasuke for short.
Right now the Uchiha Sasuke is doing his daily regimen. This consists of spending 2 hours in the bathroom checking hair and make-up and then having his breakfast. Which today I do believe is a rice ball.
Now let us watch this fascinating specimen in its natural habitat.
Now be very quiet. We are going to see what he does in the bathroom.
Audience: Oohhhhhhhhh Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Damn it this stupid thing isn't working properly. The guy at the desk said it would cover everything."
The Sasuke Uchiha is now yelling at his make up apparently for not covering his minor blemishe...HOLY CRAP. Scrap that. Majorly, disgustingly and sick blemishes.
Apparently the Sasuke Uchiha seems to have some facial problems involving acne, rashes and a whole lot of red and purple stuff.
Audience: Eewwwwwwwww
Now it appears as though the Sasuke Uchiha has had to switch make up brands and is now having some difficulties using this new one.
Well let us leave the Uchi... are those Barbie boxers, pink ones too. I wonder where the Uchiha will put this interesting article. Ohhhh it seems like he is putting them in a draw under his bed that is filled with...hold on I don't think I saw that properly...wait...yes I did. The Uchiha is placing the Barbie boxers in a draw full of Barbie collectables.
This is an interesting turn of events. Now that the Uchiha is leaving his room how about having a quick look around.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm...yes...yes...it seems as though the time today is up. Please join us today as we see the Uchiharamosophogas Sasukeificanous's natural behaviour outside of his house.