Video Game Survivor All-Stars Episode 1
We are over the DC Wastelands from the game Fallout 3. We will have a group of All-Stars coming in. This is their biggest challenge yet. Aside from surviving each other they have to survive radiation, creatures, super mutants, and raider. We picked the best of the best here.
Duran's Confession: I got robbed of my final 3 spot because I played to nice. This game will be different.
Hunter's Confession: I got injured in my season and I was so glad to be asked to return. How could I say no?
Bowser: Muhahahaha I am back and ready to cause a lot more trouble than I did in my first season.
Lilith's Confession: My first season was pretty rough at the end. I got injured and elected to stay in the game but I got idoled. This time I hope to make it farther.
Jeff: 39 Days, 21 contestants, 1 survivor!
*The survivors walk out to where Jeff is*
Jeff: Welcome, as you noticed we have 20 survivors. 5 from each season.
*Kerrigan looks around and spots Jim*
Jim's Confession: Ah crap. Kerrigan is here. Me and her have a history in the past. She still has some feelings for me but at the same time she wants to kill me.
*G-Man is off to the side by himself. As Gordon is in the middle of the pack staying silent*
Jeff: For the first season we have Duran, Kerrigan, Jim, G-Man, and Gordon. For the second season we have Wrex, Jericho, Hunter, Ashley, and Tali.
Jericho: Hey Jeff!
Jeff: What?
Jericho: What the *beep* are we like 2 miles from my home?
Jeff: We aren't.
Jericho: That is bull*beep* I can see Tenpenny Tower! You had me for a week when I could have walked out here an hour ago! This is *beep*.
Jericho's Confession: I was hoping for a tropical paradise or at least something not as a big *beep*hole as the wasteland. Damn it! If I had gotten voted out I would have been fine with it because I am in an awesome place. If I get voted out here I am still in a *beep*hole.
*Ashley glares at Tali while Wrex and Hunter look enthusiastic*
Jeff: Well Jericho that is life.
Jericho: *beep* you!
Jeff: For the third season we have Grunt, Bowser, Snake, Charger, and Bill.
Charger: Yay Bill!
Snake's Confession: I made to many bad moves in my game. Like a good solider if I fail and survive I change the way I play and learn.
*Grunt is next to Wrex looking excited, Charger hugs a surprised Bill as Snake and Bowser are standing next to each other looking emotionless although Bowser is just copying Snake's face*
Jeff: Finally from the fourth season we have Gir, Lilith, Tychus, Arbiter, and Brick.
Brick: YEAH!
Brick's Confession: I am out here again and ready to punch people. Which is surprising since I only lasted 9 days in my season.
*Gir is poking Gordon trying ot get a reaction while Arbiter and Brick stand next to Lilith. Tychus is next to Jim.*
Jeff: Now there are 20 of you right?
Survivors: Yes.
Jeff: We are adding a 21st. Come on in.
*Paschal comes in*
Jeff: From Season 4 of CBS's survivor here is Paschal a retired judge*
Paschal's Confession: I walk to see my opponents and I almost had a heart attack. What the hell of these guys. I think I was abducted or something. Then I remember Jeff telling me that I was on Video Game Survivor. So I am up against Video Game characters. I barely can turn on a computer much less play a computer game.
Paschal: Holy heck!
Hunter: I guess he is surprised.
Grunt: Yeah, no doubt.
Jeff: Okay here is how we will pick teams. Paschal will be a captain. I will randomly draw names for the next two captains. *Jeff draws two names* G-Man and Snake.
G-Man's Confession: When my name was drawn I was happy. Using my intelligence I can pick an unstoppable team. I know everyone's strengths and weaknesses.
Jeff: Here is how we will pick, Paschal will have first choice, followed by G-Man, and finally Snake.
Paschal: Umm the big guy.
Tychus: Tychus.
Paschal: Tychus.
Paschal's Confession: Being an old man I am not what I was years ago so I want to have a strong team behind me.
Jeff: Tychus is joining Paschal.
G-Man: Kerrigan.
Kerrigan: Damn…damn good.
Snake: Gordon.
Gordon's Confession: I am glad I am not the leader this time. I have selective mutism so I only speak when there is not many people around. That got me in trouble in my season.
Paschal: Umm the guy who was next to Tychus.
Jim: Jim
Tychus: Yes Jimmy!
Jeff: Jim is going to Paschal's tribe.
G-Man: Duran.
Kerrigan: Crap.
Kerrigan's Confession: I don't trust Duran. He is the biggest sneak I have ever seen. He played hero last time and I doubt he will play it this time. I have to watch my back.
Snake: Wrex.
Wrex: Yes!
Paschal: Umm the guy in leather.
Jericho: Jericho.
G-Man: Lilith.
Lilith: Sweet.
Snake: Grunt.
Grunt: Oh yeah I am with Wrex!
Wrex: Cool.
Paschal: Umm
Jericho: Pick Hunter.
Paschal: Why?
Jericho: Trust me.
Paschal: Hunter
Hunter: Alright.
Jericho's Confession: I wanted a tribe filled with some people I can trust. And Hunter I can trust. He was my ally in my season so having him on the tribe will help me.
G-Man: Arbiter
Lilith: Yes, thank you.
Snake: Tali
Tali: You sure?
Snake: Yes. I need smart people.
Paschal: Umm the big deformed guy.
Charger: Yay! Charger!
*Charger runs up and hugs Paschal*
Paschal: Ack!
Jericho: Looks like you made a new friend.
G-Man: Bowser.
Bower: Graahhh!
Snake: Bill
Bill: Thought you were going to choose Brick.
Paschal: Umm the only girl left.
Ashley: Ashley.
G-Man: Brick.
Brick: Yeah!
Jeff: And Gir is with Snake.
Gir: YAY!
Snake: Ah crap.
Gir's Confession: I am in Snake's team. I like Snakes they are so scaly and huggable until they go limp. Then I throw them at Zim.
Jeff: Paschal your tribe is called the Starcraft Tribe, G-Man you are the Bioshock Tribe, and Snake you are the Fallout Tribe.
Jeff: Now we can get on to our reward challenge. This reward is important. Each team will get supplies. The winner will get the best the loser will get the worst. The challenge will have 3 people get on a platform. One from each team. You will then have to push them off. Last one standing gets a point. The first team with 3 points wins. The 2nd team with 3 points gets the next best supplies. Lets get started.
First three up are Tychus, G-Man, and Wrex. Survivors ready…go!
*Tychus and Wrex collide. G-Man tries to ram them but bounces off and falls offt he platform*
Jeff: G-Man is out.
*Tychus and Wrex have a pushing match but Tychus manages to shove Wrex off barely*
Jeff: Starcraft tribe wins a point!
Wrex: Closer match.
Tychus: Man you are one of the strongest guys I have met.
Wrex: Thanks.
Wrex's Confession: I lost the first match but I gained a new rival. And it's not the rival who I want to kill. It's a rival who I want to do better than but have respect for.
Jeff: Next up is Charger, Arbiter, and Snake…go!
*Charger runs into Snake and they both go off the platform*
Snake: Not again!
Charger: Yay! Again!
Jeff: This seems very familiar. But Bioshock Tribe gains a point.
Arbiter: I did not even have to do anything.
Snake's Confession: Damn it Charger, why did you have to slam me off the platform again! You did that in my season. Why me?
Jeff: Next up is Jim, Bowser, and Bill. Go!
*Jim slams into Bowser as Bill tries to shove both of them off. Bowser loses his footing and falls off. Jim then throws Bill off*
Jeff: Jim scores a point for Starcraft Tribe. They are up 2-1-0!
Jim: Yes!
Jeff: Next up is Hunter, Lilith, and Tali…go!
*Hunter jumps at Lilith but she uses her shockwave to knock Hunter away. Tali tries to attack Lilith but Lilith shoves her off*
Jeff: Bioshock Tribe ties it with Starcraft Tribe.
Tali's Confession: There was no way I could defeat Lilith. If she could knock Hunter away like he is nothing then she could easily knock me away. Plus I stayed back in fear that I might rip my suit.
Jeff: Next up is Jericho, Duran, and Grunt.
Jericho: Lets attack Grunt together.
Duran: Got it.
Jeff: Go!
*Jericho and Duran charge for Grunt but Grunt takes them both down*
Jeff: Grunt scores the first point for Fallout Tribe!
Grunt's Confession: I love the challenges and I love feeling like the strongest in my tribe. I mean I have Tali, Bill, and Gir who are not that strong. So I feel like I have an advantage.
Jeff: Next up is Ashley, Kerrigan, and Gordon…go!
*Ashley attacks Kerrigan who shoves Ashley off. Gordon sneaks behind Kerrigan and shoves her off*
Jeff: Fallout Tribe scores another point. They are tied. Next point wins. We have Paschal, Brick, and Gir. Go!
Brick: MORREEEEE
*Gir head butts Brick off and Paschal lightly taps Gir off*
Jeff: Ok I was surprised at that result.
Brick: Ow. Me too.
Jeff: Starcraft Tribe wins reward! Now to see who gets 2nd place. Both tribes has to choose one person.
*Bioshock Tribe talk*
G-Man: They are going to send out Grunt.
Kerrigan: I think I can take him.
Brick: I think I can too.
G-Man: As the leader I elect Kerrigan.
Kerrigan: Alright!
Jeff: The two going up is Kerrigan and Grunt…go!
*Grunt tackles Kerrigan but Kerrigan throws him off and knocks him off the platform*
Jeff: Bioshock gets second place!
Kerrigan: Told ya!
Grunt: Damn it!
Jeff: Congratulations Starcraft Tribe for winning you get a crate of water, a tin of food, a medkit full of stimpacks and rad aways, plus a Sniper Rifle with 100 shots.
Ashley: Yes!
Jeff: Bioshock for coming in second you get a crate of water, a medkit and a Hunting Rifle with 50 shots.
Lilith: Not bad.
Jeff: Fallout Tribe for coming in last you get a medkit, a bottle of water for each of you and a 10mm pistol with 25 shots. The producers decided to give you all guns because of the danger. There are nearby medics in case of injury and you will be screened for radiation after every challenge. Radaways will be given to you in case you run out. Remember stick together and always watch your back. Head out to your camps.
Starcraft Tribe Day 1
*Jericho led the Starcraft Tribe towards the camp*
Jericho's Confession: I am the only person from this world so naturally I was given the map which pointed us to the middle of nowhere here about 5 miles from Megaton. Yeah real creative Jeff.
*Paschal moves up to Jericho*
Paschal: So why did you want Hunter?
Jericho: Because he is an ally we can trust.
Paschal: We?
Jericho: Yeah, I want you in my alliance.
Paschal: You look like the type of guy I would put in jail.
Jericho: If you were from this world you would dress like this. It keeps the thieves off you.
Paschal: Good point.
Paschal's Confession: I was a little worried about Jericho but after talking with him I feel a little more at ease. I kind of judged him from first glance without talking to him. He knows how to play this game.
Paschal: How trustful are you?
Jericho: I do not screw over my allies. In my season I stayed loyal until I was idoled.
Paschal: How far did you get?
Jericho: 6th. Hunter got 12th but he got injured which took him out.
*Hunter comes over*
Hunter: Yeah, I would have gotten a lot farther.
*In the back Jim and Tychus watched*
Jim: Those three are forming an alliance.
Tychus: I see that Jimmy.
Tychus's Confession: I was psyched to be on a tribe with Jimmy. I just got off of my season so I am still in game mode. But we are worried about Hunter, Jericho, and Paschal. In a tribe of 7 you just need four people to take the majority.
Jim: We need to get Ashley and Charger.
Tychus: Charger will go with Hunter.
Jim: Oh crap.
Bioshock Tribe Day 1
*The tribe set out as Lilith was leading*
Lilith: Oh great we have to cross a mountain.
Arbiter: I think we can climb it.
Brick: Or punch through it.
Lilith's Confession: This world makes me a little nervous. Where I come from if you die you just pay money and you come back to life. Here if you die you die forever.
Lilith: Wait!
Kerrigan: What?
Lilith: Wild dogs. If we can get closer we can pick them off with the rifle.
Kerrigan: Don't waste your shots.
*Kerrigan runs over and kills both wild dogs*
Kerrigan's Confession: One thing that the producers change is the use of powers. I can't use them to kill my tribe mates but they allow me to use them to kill animals and raiders. So when I saw the dogs I thought food.
Kerrigan: We got dog meat.
G-Man: Ewww.
Brick: Can we eat them uncooked.
Bowser: No, but I can cook them.
*Bowser uses his fire breath and cooks the meat.*
Lilith: Great! We can split them between the tribe!
Bower's Confession: My fire breath will be useful for the first couple of days when my tribe needs fire but I should worry after we get flint. I might have to accidently "lose it" so they can keep me. Hehe.
Fallout Tribe Day 1
Snake: Ok, the camp should be this way.
*They get to a small canyon*
Snake: Umm I think we went the wrong way.
Wrex: I told you we should have never taken the short cut.
Wrex's Confession: Grunt warned me about Snake so he will be the first guy I should focus on once we get rid of the weak here. The guy is a jackass and should have never gotten to the final 3.
Bill: Umm where is Gir.
*Gir is 100 yards away near some mole rats*
Gir: Piggy!
*The mole rats attack Gir and run off with his arms, legs, and body*
Tali: I found what is left of him.
Gir's Confession: Those Piggys borrowed my body parts but they should be back soon!
Grunt: Great, we have a man down already.
Snake: Damn it Gir!
Gir: I like piggy!
Snake: Grab his head and lets go.
Bill's Confession: We have an injury in day 1. Luckily it was Gir so no evacuation so we are now 6.5 people instead of 7 but it reminded us that we need to stick together.
Tali: So how far are we away?
Snake: About another couple of miles.
Wrex: Crap, we will be there by sundown.
Grunt: Well let's keep moving.
Starcraft Tribe Day 1
*The sun was just setting as the tribe made it to camp*
Ashley: There is our flag!
Jericho: Finally!
Ashley's Confession: It took us a couple of hours to get to camp and we still have an hour of sunlight left. We have Jericho so he knew how to build a shelter without wood.
Jericho: Ok, someone get that sheet metal and we can bend it to make a makeshift roof.
Tychus: Got it!
Jericho: For a mattress we should use our clothes in our packs. The temperature will not go down that much so we really don't need warmth for now.
*The tribe started to work*
Jericho's Confession: With my experience in the wasteland I knew how to make a shelter and create some comfort. These guys have no clue so hopefully I can teach them something and they will appreciate their world more.
*Jim and Tychus pull aside Ashley*
Jim: Us three have a problem.
Ashley: What is the problem?
Jim: Jericho has created an alliance with Hunter and Paschal.
Ashley: Oh crap not again.
Tychus: We need to dive in and find some way to split them up.
Ashley: Maybe we can work on Paschal.
Jim's Confession: I know Jericho is useful to us but I don't want him to have the power. I refuse to be in another minority alliance where I am just waiting to be picked off.
Tychus: Let's focus on taking out Charger. He's the most expendable here.
Ashley: Got it.
Tychus's Confession: Our tribe is pretty strong. I mean me, Jim, Ashley, Jericho, and Charger are the strongest. Paschal is smart so we need him and Hunter is agile. With all the strengths combined Charger is the least useful. He is strong but dumb.
Bioshock Tribe Day 1
*The sun was just setting as the tribe got to their camp*
Bowser: This is it? This is not a camp. This is crap.
Duran: We can make do with what we got.
Brick: There is a lake up there maybe we can find a boat.
Duran: I highly doubt that.
Kerrigan: Come on Brick, Lilith, and Arbiter. Us four can get a boat.
Kerrigan's Confession: I pulled aside three people I know I can use. Seeing that Bowser and Duran bonded a little I am setting up a little counter alliance.
Kerrigan: See there is that boat.
*The four pull the boat into camp.*
Duran: Ick, it's a little damp and slimy.
Kerrigan: It's a shelter. The roof can fit all of us under it.
Bowser's Confession: I really hate this camp. There is nothing here. Just dirt, rocks, and death. And what is worse is that we have a boat to use as a shelter. It is tipped and Kerrigan expects us to all fit in it. A shelter is twice as big. This boat will not last.
*The tribe gathers wood and Bowser makes fire*
Lilith: Well there is no shortage of dead stuff around here.
Arbiter: I know.
Arbiter's Confession: From what I heard the background of this world is that humans nuked each other causing the world to become dead. Kind of sad how humans can only solve their problems through nukes which can destroy the world.
Fallout Tribe Night 1
*It was dark as the tribe entered their camp*
Snake: Here we are.
Wrex: Finally.
Wrex's Confession: A two hour hike turned out to be a five hour hike instead. Snake took us to a dead end and so we ended up in camp when the sun has settled. So no light to build the shelter.
Snake: Ok, so tomorrow we will build our shelter.
Bill: Okay.
Snake's Confession: I am the leader of this tribe. Like my first tribe I will make sure we dominate the challenges. We are not as strong as Starcraft but we are crafty so that should give us an edge.
*Wrex takes Grunt and Tali aside*
Wrex: I am not liking Snake's leadership right now.
Grunt: I hear you. He screwed up in the hike here.
Tali: Consider him gone.
*Bill overhears the conversation*
Bill's Confession: There is an alliance already established. I am a little worried about the three that are from the game Mass Effect. I hope maybe to break them up.
Starcraft Day 2
*Jim is by the fire pit trying to start fire*
Jim: Come on light.
*He takes a sniper rifle bullet and takes out the gunpowder.*
Paschal: What are you doing?
Jim: Making fire.
Jim's Confession: We have plenty of water for a few days but fire can seriously improve moral so I kind of went off to make fire.
*Jim makes a spark and starts fire*
Jim: Yes!
Paschal: Great job.
Paschal's Confession: I've been learning a lot from these guys. They are not all bad. Jim is a former Marshall, Jericho is a former raider, Hunter and Charger are zombies. And Ashley is a solider.
Jim: So has Jericho offered an alliance to you?
Paschal: Yes he has.
Jim: I was afraid of that. I know his alliance is not as good as mine. I mean he killed a lot of people, Hunter and Charger are bad guys as well.
Paschal: Isn't Tychus a former prisoner.
Jim: He took the rap for me many years ago. That was when I was immature. Now I have matured and I owe Tychus a lot.
*Hunter walks over*
Hunter: Hey Jim. I see you got fire.
Jim: Yep.
Hunter's Confession: I am watching Paschal closely. I don't want him to fall into enemy hands. Hehe I sound like some kind of military officer.
Bioshock Tribe Day 2
*The tribe started to attach a metal sheet to the shelter.*
Lilith: Ok, perfect. Go at it Brick.
Brick: YEAH!
*Brick slams the metal sheet into the top of the boat creating a longer roof.*
Brick's Confession: I still think Lilith is hot to be honest. But I have others who might be attracted to her. Arbiter I kind of see as someone who might hit on her. They both became good friends and I am a little worried that they might take it to the next step.
Brick: Say, have you talked with Arbiter recently?
Lilith: I did not have a chance to why?
Brick: Well um..
Lilith: Us three should make an alliance?
Brick: Yeah
Lilith: We are in one with Kerrigan remember?
Brick: Oh yeah.
Lilith's Confession: Brick is a pretty cool guy but sometimes he can be an idiot. Still he is fun to hang around with. I do think that he maybe attracted to me but I haven't heard him say anything about it yet.
G-Man: That is a nice job on the roof.
Lilith: Thank you. What happened with your obsession with your briefcase?
G-Man: I recovered.
Lilith: You were addicted?
G-Man: Not quite.
G-Man's Confession: I am a little traumatized after I was voted out in season 1. I opened my briefcase and a tentacle monster attacked me. I never looked in there until I got voted out. Not sure why.
Fallout Tribe Day 2
*Wrex is gathering supplies with Gordon*
Wrex: So do you speak.
Gordon: Yeah
Wrex: You never said a word during the hike.
Gordon: I have nothing to say.
Wrex: Wait up.
Gordon: Why?
Wrex: What are those?
*Wrex points to a bear looking creature*
Gordon: I honestly have no idea.
Wrex: I think they said it was a You Goi or something like that. Very dangerous.
*Gordon picks up a metal bar*
Gordon: I am ready to fight it.
Wrex: Hehe I hear you.
*They both attack it. Back at camp they hear a scream*
Gir: I hear suffering!
Bill: That sounded like Wrex!
Snake: Grunt, Bill take the pistol and find them!
*Bill grabs the pistol and they head out to find them. They ran around a rock to find Gordon and Wrex carrying the dead creature*
Wrex: We have food!
Wrex's Confession: I saw Bill and Grunt run around the corner with a gun. They thought we were in trouble. No, me and Gordon fought and killed that thing easily.
Bill: You two gave us a scare.
Wrex: That cry was the cry of victory. Not pain.
Grunt: This should hold us over for a couple of days.
Bill's Confession: I almost had a heart attack when I heard that scream but they got themselves a very ugly bear like creature. I was relieved.
*They started to get the creatures meat*
Bill: Lots of meat on this.
Wrex: Yeah but we need fire badly.
Tali: I think there is too much radiation and disease to eat it raw.
Grunt: Screw it.
*Grunt starts to eat it*
Grunt's Confession: I had worse. I mean I love meat and I ate raw stuff in my home world. This is nothing.
Immunity Challenge Day 3
Jeff: Welcome Tribes to the first immunity challenge. This challenge will require two people from each team to run out and unbury a bag. The objective is to get that bag over to your mat. First two teams to two points wins immunity and last place team sees me at Tribal Council. Lets draw to see who is going and lets get started.
*Minutes later*
Jeff: First pairs out are Jim and Ashley, G-Man and Lilith, Gir's head and Snake. Survivors ready…go!
*Everyone but Gir who can not move run out and starts to dig. Jim finds the bag first and passes it to Ashley. Snake tackles Ashley as Lilith tries to grab the bag. Jim runs over G-Man and steals bag. He runs back to the mat*
Jeff: Starcraft Tribe scores the first point! Next pairs up are Jericho and Tychus, Arbiter and Duran, Gordon and Grunt…go!
*All six runs out and starts to dig. Tychus shoves Grunt out of the way. Gordon finds the bag but Jericho grabs it. Duran and Arbiter tackle Jericho but Tychus takes the bag and runs it to the mat*
Jeff: Starcraft Tribe wins immunity!
Jericho: Hell yeah!
Tychus: Alright!
Jeff: Starcraft tribe you are safe from the vote tonight. You can head back to camp if you wish.
Paschal: We wish to stay and watch.
Jeff: Ok, next pairs up are Brick and Kerrigan against Bill and Tali.
Bill: Are you kidding me?
Jeff: Go!
*Kerrigan holds off Bill and Tali as Brick takes his time and digs up the bag and walks back to his mat*
Jeff: Bioshock scores their first point! Next pairs up are Bowser and G-Man, against Wrex and Tali…go!
*Wrex and Bowser slam into each other as Tali out runs G-Man and starts to dig. Wrex pins Bowser as Tali digs up the bag. G-Man tries to stop her but she dodges and gets back to the mat with it.*
Jeff: Fallout Tribe scores their first point! Next point wins! Last pair up is Duran and Brick against Gordon and Gir's head.
Gir: Yay!
Jeff: Go!
*Brick tackles and pins Gordon as Duran digs up the bag and scores*
Jeff: Bioshock wins immunity!
Gordon: *quietly* Damn
Jeff: Fallout Tribe I will see you at Tribal Council tonight. Everyone else head back to camp.
Fallout Tribe Day 3
*The tribe came back feeling beaten up*
Wrex: Damn it! I hate losing.
Grunt: Same here.
Snake: We could have done better if it wasn't for Gir.
Wrex: I guess we are all in agreement.
Wrex's Confession: No question about it that Gir is going home. He cost us two rounds. I felt that we could have won if it wasn't for him.
Tali: Okay, Gir it is.
Snake: I will tell the rest.
Snake's Confession: They might think that it would be an easy vote but I know better than that. This could be an opportunity for me to gain the majority here. Mass Effect universe has 3 members and they can easily control the game if they stay in power.
*Snake pulls Bill and Gordon aside*
Snake: I know we agreed on Gir but I know that Grunt, Wrex, and Tali have an alliance and we could be throwing our only chance of getting the upper hand away.
Bill: I am up for that.
*Gordon nods*
Gordon's Confession: I know what Snake is saying but at the same time I think we need to get rid of the weak. There is the Tali and Bill weak which they don't do well in physical challenges but they are useful. While Gir is a liability plus he can not contribute.
*Snake walks away*
Bill: So are we with Snake or not?
Gordon: Maybe.
Bill: Holy crap you talked.
Bill's Confession: I have no idea what to do here. I might be next just for the fact that I am the weakest besides Gir but on the other hand if Gir is gone I could buy some days if we start to win challenges.
*The tribe packs up and heads to Tribal Council*
Tribal Council #1
Jeff: Welcome Fallout Tribe. So Wrex how was the hike to camp?
Wrex: Long, Snake took a shortcut which gave us an extra three hours.
Jeff: Snake, did you think it was the right choice?
Snake: That is life for you. You make right and wrong choices and I ended up making a mistake.
Jeff: Bill, how is camp life?
Bill: We do not have fire yet.
Jeff: You are the only tribe not to have fire.
Bill: And we have no shelter.
Jeff: You are the only tribe without shelter.
Bill: I heard and it stinks.
Jeff: So this tribe is a mess?
Grunt: No, not really. In challenges we work well together.
Jeff: You guys lost both challenges.
Grunt: First challenge could have been anyone's the second challenge was all Gir's fault.
Jeff: Gir, what happened to your body?
Gir: Piggies took it away! It was fun!
Jeff: Right…so Tali how are you voting tonight?
Tali: I am voting out the weakest link tonight. Without it we can actually win something.
Jeff: Okay it is time to vote. Snake you are up first.
*Snake votes*
*Gordon votes*
*Wrex votes*
Grr
Wrex: How did you make All-Stars?
*Grunt votes*
Girr
Grunt: You are too much of a loose cannon and a waste of space.
*Tali votes*
Gir
Tali: Nothing personal you are just missing what really matters…umm I meant a body…I am not making a sexual joke.
*Bill votes*
*Gir votes*
Jeff: I will read the votes. *He gets the urn* Person voted out will be asked to lave the area immediately. First vote…
Grr
Girr
Gir
3 votes Gir
1st person voted out of Survivor All-Stars…
Gir love Gir
Gir you are the first person to get every single vote. You even voted yourself out!
Gir: Yep!
*Wrex tosses Gir's head to Jeff*
Jeff: Gir everyone has spoken. *Jeff snuff's Gir's torch with Gir's head and throws Gir's head out of the area.*
Jeff: That was an easy vote for you. If you come here again the vote will not be as easy. head back to camp.
Gir's Final Words: Down here! I can't reach the camera…oh more piggies! Come here!
Next Time on Survivor: On Starcraft Tribe two alliaces fight to get Paschal on their side. On Bioshock Tribe Bowser starts playing pranks on people. And on Fallout Tribe Wrex and Grunt get into an argument with Snake.