DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN SONIC OR EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS
This is just a short script of what if Sonic and his friends are in the world of 'Everybody hates Chris' and when Sonic and Blaze got married and have kids. Their three kids would be: (1) Jules; named after his dad, (2) Chris; named after his best friend, and (3) Jasmine.
(At Sonic&Blaze's apartment)
Sonic: I don't need you 'round here complaining about how I do things.
Blaze: (Sarcastically) Well if you did things right I wouldn't have to complain.
Sonic: Half the stuff here I do better than you! It aint that hard!
Chris: (Narrative voice) My father was like the oldest to his siblings. He helps with most of the chores all of his life along with cooking and cleaning. But even if the job wasn't so hard, he's not supposed to say it.
Sonic: What?... You got something to say?
WARNING!
The following scene contains
language of a frank and
explicit nature .
Viewer discretion is
advised.
Blaze: (Igniting flames) Well ain't this about a BITCH (broken glass and explosion)!
Random guy: Ooooh!
Blaze: You do my wor k for 1 day (more broken glass and explosion)!
Random guy and girl: OOOOHHHHH!
Blaze: Now it ain't that damn HARD (more broken glass)! You bakon fryin', biscuit bakin (more broken glass and explosion), pancake makin', quil-headed BASTURD (More broken glass and explosion)!
A little more people: OOOOOOOH!
1 HOUR LATER
(More people show up along with Sonic&Blaze's friends.)
Blaze: You must think I'm crazy (even more broken glass and explosion)!
Everybody: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
Blaze: You can kiss my ate die hard ASS (even more broken glass and explosion)
Everybody: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH! (Everyone fleaing)
Blaze: HAVE YO LAWST YO MIND!
Chris: (Narrative voice) And that was my mother's way of letting him off easy