Resident Evil Poems

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I do not own the Resident Evil series, nor do I take credit for it. I'm also not getting paid, so don't sue me.

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*Lazy Sonnet about Resident Evil:*

Peace

Infection

Virus

Zombies

Monsters

Survival

Revenge

Death

Former

Friends

Evil

Umbrella

Experiments

Testaments

*Ode to Lickers:*

Lickers, Lickers

You have a long toung

I am quite scared of you

But you think I am fun

You lack skin

It's quite ugly indeed.

Your something

Your mom wouldn't feed.

This is my last

So I'll mention you eyes

They don't exist!

What a surprise!

*Yawn*

Yawn-eat Jill like a mouse

Yawn-because it's your house.

Yawn-you are large

Yawn-and very in charge

Yawn-You are a snake

Yawn-So killing is a piece of cake.

Yawn-Your rotting away

Yawn-So kill stuff today

Yawn-You slither around

Yawn-and can kick the worm's ass out of town

Yawn!