A/N: I just got the idea for this while eating Ice Cream! I hope you enjoy!
Soul Society+Espada+Urahara Shoten Holidays
Chapeter 1: Christmas!
"Merry Christmas!" Halibel, Stark, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Nnoitora, and Syzael said. "HI-YAHH!!" Isshin bellowed as he kicked Grimmjow's face. "WTF?!" Grimmjow shouted. "Sorry, I thought you were my beloved son, Ichigo." Isshin apologized. "Wussup Grim?" Ichigo yelled from inside to convice his dad that the gigai people at the door were his friends.
Ichigo let them all come in, and "Grim" and "Noi-Noi" began to chug eggnog. Joining them were Shunsui, Rangiku, Kenpach, Iba, Ikkaku, and surprisingly, old man Yama. Stark disappeared, along with Halibel to play "Mr. & Mrs. Claus" if you catch my drift. "Naughty. Naughty. Nice." Stark began to judge random people on the street. "URUSAI!!" Halibel shouted at him, beginning to undress for her superior.
Ulquiorra saw Ichigo walk into the kitchen, and Orihime came out with a box of ornaments and decorations. She asked, "Ulquiorra-san, would you mind giving me a hand?" The albino espada nodded emotionlessly, finding nothing better to do. So they walked around. Nanao, Rukia, Soi Fon, Yoruichi, Momo, and Tatsuki were in the kitchen working on dinner. The eggnog chuggers were now "singing" "We wish you a happy Easter… I mean Christmas!" Everyone Else was decorating the tree, though Inoue said she wanted the star. As the Espada and red head beauty began to place tinsel and wreaths around the house, they saw the eggnog addicts were giggling uncontrollably. Then, without warning, Yachiru came up behind them and said, "Big Boobs (Orihime), Whitey (Ulquiorra), you're under the mistletoe." Inoue looked up, obviously frightened, and Ulquiorra, too bored to care, or notice, didn't see Grimmjow sneaking up behind him. The Sexta Espada then shoved his superior into the woman, and they began to make out. And they used tounge, Ulquiorra massaged her breasts and her butt, and Orihime thrust her body into his to make the pair seem to be very aroused. Most of the people stared at them, and a handful threw up. Yachiru said, "They look like a Christmas tree Ken-chan!"
Then, Jushiro, just wanting to stop the madness shouted to Inoue, "Time for the star." Ulquiorra, begrudgingly released her. Smirked at Grimmjow, and said just to annoy him, "And you thought I was gay didn't you?" Grimmjow realized it was all a stunt and sweatdropped. Then everyone else followed Grimmy's example.
When it was time for dinner, to further add on to their little "stunt" Orihime and Ulquiorra fed each other. Everyone at the table was amazed that Ulquiorra could even show emotion. The Espada were impressed he had even kissed her.
After dinner, the Quatra Espada gave "his" Inoue a little gift. Then, after the arrancar supposedly left, Rukia, Soi Fon, Ichigo, Rangiku, Toushiro, Momo, Yoruichi, Urahara, and everyone else at the party gave Inoue 25. After counting the money she made, Ulquiorra stepped out, and she gave him about 50. Rukia said to Inoue, "I can't believe you could pull off a stunt like that."
Inoue simply replied, "What Stunt?"
A/N: Please Review. Also I need some Ideas for new pairings. I want everyone to have a love by Valentine's Day. I also want to know what Holiday's I should skip.