WITCH DOCTOR: TWILIGHT SPOOF

I always had a hunch I'd wind up writing an anti-Twilight song to this. The title's kinda corny, but oh well. Have fun, friends!

Original Song © Ross Bagdasarian, Sr.

Twilight © Stephenie Meyer (yeah, you get the idea)

Lyrics © unicorn-skydancer08

All rights reserved.

I told the witch doctor
I didn't feel all right
I told the witch doctor
I couldn't sleep at night
I told the witch doctor:
"It's that blasted Twilight!
It drives me:

"Ooo-ee-oo-ah-ah
Ting-tang
Walla-walla bing-bang!
Ooo-ee-oo-ah-ah
Ting-tang
Walla-walla bing-bang!

"Ooo-ee-oo-ah-ah
Ting-tang
Walla-walla bing-bang!
Ooo-ee-oo-ah-ah
Ting-tang
Walla-walla bing-bang!"

I told the witch doctor
"Twilight" was everywhere
I told the witch doctor
It simply wasn't fair
I begged the witch doctor
To save me from this snare
Then he went:

"Ooo-ee-oo-ah-ah
Ting-tang
Walla-walla bing-bang!
Ooo-ee-oo-ah-ah
Ting-tang
Walla-walla bing-bang!

"Ooo-ee-oo-ah-ah
Ting-tang
Walla-walla bing-bang!
Ooo-ee-oo-ah-ah
Ting-tang
Walla-walla bing-bang!"

I recall reading that book
Like it was any other
And I'll admit that wasn't very smart
It's infected everyone
From my sister to my mother
My whole world's totally fallen apart

That poor old witch doctor
Threw his staff on the floor
That poor old witch doctor
Could not take anymore
I watched in great dismay
As he ran out the door
While screaming:

"Ooo-ee-oo-ah-ah
Ting-tang
Walla-walla bing-bang!
Ooo-ee-oo-ah-ah
Ting-tang
Walla-walla bing-bang!

"Ooo-ee-oo-ah-ah
Ting-tang
Walla-walla bing-bang!
Ooo-ee-oo-ah-ah
Ting-tang
Walla-walla bing-bang!"

I guess it just goes to show
"Twilight" ruins everything
And there is really nothing we can do
If you even consider
Stealing a peek at this thing
You don't know what you are getting into

My friend, the witch doctor,
Doesn't know what to do
My friend, the witch doctor,
He's lost his marbles, too
If you think yourself wise,
Don't let this happen to you
Or you'll go:

"Ooo-ee-oo-ah-ah
Ting-tang
Walla-walla bing-bang!
Ooo-ee-oo-ah-ah
Ting-tang
Walla-walla bing-bang!

"Ooo-ee-oo-ah-ah
Ting-tang
Walla-walla bing-bang!
Ooo-ee-oo-ah-ah
Ting-tang
Walla-walla bing-bang!"

Oh, baby!

"Ooo-ee-oo-ah-ah
Ting-tang
Walla-walla bing-bang!
Ooo-ee-oo-ah-ah
Ting-tang
Walla-walla bing-bang!

"Ooo-ee-oo-ah-ah
Ting-tang
Walla-walla bing-bang!
Ooo-ee-oo-ah-ah
Ting-tang
Walla-walla bing-bang!"