A/N: Hello people! =] This is a new collab profile between me (Sesshy-lover92) and my best friend ever (DarkShadow At Midnight). We decided this story is going to be kick butt with us as a team! Make sure to review if you like it. If you want to know more about us and our individual works, visit our profiles since we already gave the usernames! This story will be funny! Just warning =)

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The ocean is calm on this cool summer day, the sun is about to set and the sky is in different shades of red and orange, further into the sand you can see a man with a high ponytail and the outline of what seems to be a beautiful woman by him. They turn and face each other…

"Juro, why are you leaving on such short notice?" The woman looked young with watery hazel eyes.

The man lifted his head and his warm blue eyes looked deep into hers. "I'm sorry Mina, I must leave. I am doing you no good here, I am just hurting your relationship with your family."

Mina moved closer as did Juro, they were barely an inch apart when Mina whispered, "But I don't care about them…I care about you, I want you. They don't matter."

Juro was just about to lean in for the kiss when…

"CUT!" came a voice from off the set.

"Finally!" exclaimed Kouga, stepping away from Kikyo and glaring her in the eyes. "Would it kill you to brush your teeth once in a while?"

She crossed her arms, glaring back, "For your information, I brush my teeth every single month."

"Is that before or after you suck on InuYasha's cock?" Kouga shot back.

Kikyo gasped dramatically, "Excuse me!"

"Knock it off you too!" yelled the same voice that had ended the scene of the movie.

Kikyo pouted and walked over to him, wrapping her arms around his waist. She sniffed,

"InuYasha, it isn't me, it's Kouga. It's always insulting me. I don't even do anything to him."

Kouga scoffed, rolling his eyes, "Trust me, your looks alone do everything!"

"Sorry, I don't accept compliments from homosexuals. Besides, I'm already taken" She hissed back at him.

InuYasha spoke before Kouga could start screaming at the top of his lungs,

"Enough! I'm starting to get sick of this."

Kikyo ran her fingers through InuYasha's jet black bangs, looking up into his golden hazel eyes. She smiled in a seducing way,

"Then fire him."

InuYasha looked her in the eyes, use to her seduction tricks, "I can't, the son of a bitch is the best actor we've got."

Kouga smirked at that remark, but Kikyo spoke before he could,

"Hey! I am the best you've got," she moved in front of him completely and put her leg around his waist, "And I don't mean just on set." As soon as she said that she started to kiss him deeply.

InuYasha pushed her away almost immediately, pulled her leg off him, moved his lips next to her ears and whispered, "Kikyo, you really do need to brush your teeth." He walked away smiling satisfied.

Kouga burst into laughter and Kikyo glared at him,

"Stop your fucking howling. It wasn't funny." She huffed and walked away to the bathroom.

"DADDY!" Two adorable black haired boys shouted while running towards InuYasha. Sango was running after them looking flushed.

InuYasha turned to see his twin boys running towards his leg, making him stubble a bit in shock.

"Hey Haru and Kai; is it really that time of day already? Sango, you know I can't get any work done with them around here." As InuYasha said that Kikyo came out of the bathroom and looked towards them.

"What are they doing here!? Don't I pay YOU to take care of them?" She directed her questions to Sango.

Sango clenched her teeth and tried to talk calmly through them. "Well first off, you don't PAY me anything. Second, they are your kids so they are also your responsibility. Third, I have an important meeting and I can't leave them alone a second without Haru planning some sort of evil scheme."

At that moment Haru turned to look at her, his once innocent brown eyes had a spark of pure mischievousness. Kai grabbed his father's hand and tugged on it, looking up at him,

"Daddy you promised to spend time with us today."

"Kai, I can't, I don't have any time. It's a school night today anyway right?"

Haru let go of his father's leg and frowned, "No, it's Friday."

"You promised you'd take us for ice cream!" said Kai, his voice raising.

InuYasha huffed, "Sango, please. I really don't have time for this. This movie has to be in theaters by next year and we have a lot of other scenes to shoot. Not to mention editing afterwards and putting it all together. We need all the time we can get."

"InuYasha, please. I have a meeting to go to and I've already missed two because of this exact thing. They're your sons, now you deal with them. I'm going to be late." Sango turned to leave before stopping and looking at him. "Where's Miroku?"

"How the hell am I suppose to know?" he grumbled. "I'm not your husband-sitter. He's probably off with Sesshomaru somewhere."

Sango glared at him, shook her head then left the studio, not having the time to look for him around the huge set. InuYasha sighed, kneeling down to his sons,

"Now. Haru, Kai. I want you two to sit in a chair and do your homework while I work. Ok?"

"We don't have homework. It's Friday." said Haru, his hands in a fist at his side.

Kai nodded, "Ok Daddy."

Haru glared at his brother.

"I'm really sorry, now please. Sit down somewhere and behave…Haru."

"Fine." Haru stomped off with his hands still in a fist. When he reached where Kai had chosen to sit down he looked at him and smirked. Kai knew exactly what that meant.

"Haru, no! We shouldn't interrupt daddy, he's going to get mad at us and yell. Maybe if we're good he'll take us to get ice cream when he's done!"

Haru looked at his brother as if he was insane, "Since when does daddy EVER take us anywhere? He's always too busy; besides we aren't doing anything dangerous Kai! We're just going to be in his movie!"

Kai looked worried; his brown eyes expressed the opposite of what Haru's did. "Fine. Don't say I didn't warn you."

Haru took that as his yes and started filling Kai in on the plan.

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"I'm telling you Sesshomaru, if you keep that look up, no ladies will approach me…so MOVE AWAY! Or smile. Whichever is less painful." Miroku looked towards Sesshomaru and smiled as if to show him how to do it.

Sesshomaru simply walked around the table and moved away. "I do not wish to be associated with you either way."

Miroku snickered and as soon as Sesshomaru was a good distance away, sure enough a woman approached him.

"Hello beautiful." Miroku took her hand and kissed it. "May I have the honor of knowing the name of such an angel?"

The woman giggled but it ended all too quickly as she felt a hand on her backside. She turned red and slapped Miroku so hard, a red handprint was left on his cheek. She started to stomp away.

"I'm sorry! It is this cursed hand of mine! Please excuse it!" Miroku yelled after her with a stupid grin on his face.

Sesshomaru looked over at him and with an emotionless face said, "Stupidity."

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InuYasha started the next scene shortly after making sure Kai and Haru were "occupied".

"Haru, I really don't think we should do this. Do you want to make both Mom and Dad upset with us?"

He rolled his eyes, guiding the way around the set, "Would you stop being such a baby and have some fun for once."

"Not when fun is gonna get us in trouble!" Kai protested.

Haru shushed as they approached the cables and cords, "Sh!"

He stepped carefully over the cords, trying to get to the outlet box,

"Alright, just stay where you are while I mess with these buttons."

Haru looked at the row of buttons; he didn't know which to flip off. Kai asked,

"How come I have to stand here?"

"Cause you'll screw everything up." he replied.

"Will not."

"Will too."

"No I won't! Just let me-"

"Kai, watch where you're-"

He tripped over one of the cords that were hooked up to what looked like a generator and everything shut off. The entire studio went dark. Both of the twins winced when they heard their father's outraged voice,

"What the hell is going on!?"

"InuYasha!? What's going on?!" exclaimed Kikyo.

Kouga muttered, "Didn't you just hear him ask that?"

"I think something knocked the generator off, Mr. Takahashi."

Haru reached out in the darkness, looking for his brother when finally he grabbed his shoulder. Just as he feared, Kai started screaming,

"Who's there! Let go! Let go!"

"Stop moving around stupid! It's me!" yelled Haru.

Kai continue to scream, beginning to sob, "Let go! Daddy! Where are you?!"

"Shut up!" Haru yelled louder.

A flashlight came on and behind the light stood Sesshomaru. Haru froze, letting go of Kai who ran towards him,

"Uncle Sesshomaru!"

He wrapped his arms around his leg, continuously sobbing. Someone walked past Sesshomaru, there was shuffling and the lights finally turned on.

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