Link's Decision
Link is deciding the Presidency! He'll clear everything up!
Link stood in the middle of one of the fiercest arguments he'd ever seen. Where was he? How'd he get here? There were to men on either side, fighting like petty children in front of a man wearing a black tunic (I gotta get me one of them, Link thought).
On his left, the man was skinny with a round face and graying hair. on his right stood a slightly larger man, with an oval face and brownish hair. They didn't seem to notice him.
"I won Florida's Recount!" The gray haired man said. The brown haired man shook his head.
"What recount? It was never completed, therefore the vote was unfair and their was no recount!" The brown haired man said. They gave Link a headache.
"Who the *&^%$ are you?" Link shouted. Only then did either seem to notice him.
"I'm George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the US!" The gray haired man said. Link looked at the brown haired man.
"No he's not! The votes aren't completely tallied!" He said.
"Well who are you?" Link asked.
"I'm Al Gore, creator of the Internet!" He said proudly.
"No you're not!" Bush said. "Besides, even if you did, that doesn't qualify you for the presidency."
"What do you know, you Texas cattle hick?"
"Pouty faced whiner!"
"Daddy's Boy!"
"Clinton's Lover!"
"Hey leave me outta this." another gray haired man said. Link looked at him.
"Who are you?" Link asked.
"I'm Bill "Pervert" Clinton. Not only am a president, I have a side business as a pimp." Link shook his head, and turned back to the other two. By now he was sick of this.
"Neither of you clowns could run a country. After all, I am King of Hyrule, so I know from experience." Link used Farore's Wind to open a hole to another dimension. A goofy, long eared frog-like creature popped through.
"Mesa Jah Jah Binks!" He said. Link smiled.
"I put you in charge of the newly proclaimed Linkland, a providence of Hyrule." he told the creature.
"Mesa your highness?" He said.
"Yes you. You could run a country better than these two bozos." Link looked at Gore and Bush.
"You don't have the power-" Gore began, but was cut off when Link brought his sword up level with his head.
"You are a whiner." Link said, and lopped off his head. Bush cheered.
"Hooray! I win by default!" Link brought his sword up and stabbed Bush through the Heart.
"You're not much better." He said. Link made ready Farore's Wind, and teleported back to Hyrule.
"I wonder if their are female gungans?" Clinton thought, staring at Jar Jar.
END