This was originally a comic I made, but since I can't draw, I decided to adapt it to writing form! :) I hope it works. Its basically a series of random sketches, mostly based around Tohru. So, welcome to: The Tohru Show!
The Tohru Show
Tohru: I think my fringe needs cutting…
Momiji: No joke…
Tohru: What did you say?
Momiji: Wah, Tohru's gone scaaary…
…..
Tohru: Yuki! Kyo! Shigure! I'm home!
Silence
Where is everybody?
Walks into the living room, and freezes.
Ah. They're all…dead…
…
Thanks for getting rid of them for me, Hana-chan! At last, the house is mine!
Hana appears from the shadows
Hana: You're welcome, Tohru. Now who's next on the list?
Tohru shows her a piece of paper that says: 'Momiji'
…..
Hiro: Umm, Tohru, I have something to tell you…
Tohru: Yes, Hiro?
Hiro: I think I'm in love with you!
…
Tohru: I'll be back in a second, okay, Hiro?
In a different room
Lets cross Hiro off the 'people who hate me list'…(there are ten people on this list)
And add him to the 'people who love me' list (there are about thirty people on this list)
There! All better!
…..
Motoko: Tohru Honda…
Tohru: M-Motoko Minagawa… senpai…
Motoko: Thanks for giving me Yuki's address!
Tohru: You're welcome!
Yuki Sohma,
House in the Middle of Some Woods,
Japan
Motoko: Let the stalking begin!
…..
(This one is sort of a crossover with Shugo Chara)
Tohru: What the-? An egg?
Poof
Onigiri: Hello Tohru! I'm the person you want to be! I'm Onigiri, and I'm –
Tohru: Dinner!
…..
Tohru: It's so refreshing to have a bath!
Yuki: Honda-san!
Tohru: Yuki-kun…
Shigure! Yuki-kun's being a pervert!
Yuki: Am not!
Tohru: I'm demoting you back to Sohma-kun!
La la la la…
Well…that was…pretty random. Be warned: there will be more of this in the future! :D Until then, sayonara! Or whatever the Japanese say to say goodbye…