Chapter one: Please try not to destroy my house

Logan.

She ran as fast as her legs allowed her to. She was eager. She was hunting once again. Integra had ordered her to take out an infiltrated spy in the Hellsing manner and she had gladly agreed to it because I mean, She loved to kill. Logan kept chasing after the spy until she had him cornered by a tree with nowhere to run but the dark woods filled with heaven know what kind of animals and beasts. He stopped and turned to face her. The fear leaking through his eyeballs cascading down his face before his legs gave in as well collapsing at her feet.

"Please…Have some mercy" He cried "I have-" too late. Her sword cut his throat, sliding into his skin. Easy as cutting cake.

"Wife and kids" Logan chuckled as the pool of blood reached her black combat boots "Everyone says that" she spitted at his face before cutting off his head completely and taking it with her, leaving the body to rot on the crooked roots of the ancient tree.

The Hellsing manner always started early, Integra's orders. Footsteps could be heard throughout the house, everyone had something to do which was very inconvenient for Logan. Her bedroom door was kicked open, breaking it in half. She didn't move a muscle.

"Hey wench!" that voice she knew all too well pierced her eardrum worse than a drill, literally. "Integra says you need to wake up. You have things to do"

"Scarlet…" Logan spitted her words like venom "Why don't you go do something productive and suck Alucard's dick, huh?" Scarlet charged at Logan only to be stopped by a pair of strong arms wrapping around her small waist and pulling her forcefully out of the room "Alucard…Just know you owe me yet another door"

"I'm aware" the great vampire threw Scarlet over his shoulder and walked calmly out of the bedroom as Scarlet violently clawed the walls leaving deep marks on them.

Logan had no other choice but to get up. She picked up a piece of her broken door and threw it through the broken frame, hitting a soldier passing by. Oops. She walked into her shower and started washing the blood from the night before. When had killing become messier than sex? Well, I guess it depends what type of sex one's having, right? She let the water embrace her, tickling her skin like soft seductive fingers washing away the sins she committed for the organization. She finished getting ready as fast as she could and ran down the halls pushing soldiers and a very distracted Seras, to reach Integra's office. She pushed the doors open and closed them back immediately as she felt Integra's eyes shoot her brains out. She was really fucking late, apparently but Integra should be used to it by now. Logan opened the doors again but this time she walked in, moving slowly but moving at last.

"You're late Miss Black" Integra was pissed. She never used her last name, ever.

"I'm sorry, the mission last night dragged more than I-" she was cut off

"Shut up!" as she interrupted Logan, Integra played with a brand new cigar "Did he suffer?" a very sick smile crept its way into Integra's face.

"I slit his throat then cut his head slowly" Logan chuckled remembering her handy work "I hope that answered your question"

"Leave now" She signaled Logan to the closed doors "go train some with scarlet or Edgar" Logan started walking towards the door "And Logan…Please try not to destroy my house"

Logan wandered the manner in search of small and meaningless tasks, she honestly was no good at anything else but killing and destroying. That's all she knew, after all she was trained by her parents before they were killed and after Integra took her in by Walter and Alucard. She was a hunter and one of the best out there but her abilities were not always required. Vampires and demons didn't roam in the day light, although sometimes she wished they did. It would keep her busy.

Scarlet was in her room working on some spell of hers as Logan walked by and she decided to stay to watch, there was nothing better to do. "What's that for?" Scarlet jumped and fell hitting her head on the edge of her desk.

"Did your parents not teach you how to knock?!" Scar screamed throwing a lit candle at Logan.

"One; the door was open. Two; that was fucking funny and three; my parents are dead as fuck, so to answer to question, no. No one thought me how to knock. Neither Walter nor Alucard knock so I don't see the need to do it myself" Logan simply smiled and walked in the dark room to sit on a velvety couch.

"I really wish I could kill you sometimes"

"So do I Red, so do I" scar just rolled her eyes and kept working, chanting something in maybe Latin? "So…You never answered. What is that?"

"It's a protection spell for you and Edgar, since you two are the only important humans in this team I thought it would be nice you had something like this" Scar tossed a necklace with a small hex bag at Logan. "You don't have to wear it at all times just when you go to missions. The smell is strong that's why I'm telling you this"

"Thank you" Logan put the small bag to her nose to smell it and almost immediately she had some puke in her mouth "What the hell did you put in this thing? I threw up a little in my mouth"

"I told you the smell was strong" She said tossing another necklace at her "give that to Ed for me" and just like that Scar was gone.

"I hate it when she does that"

Alright guys that's the end of chapter one! I hope you enjoyed it, please review!