Today my sister, my cousin and I had too much cranberry raspberry juice and we came up with this. I hope you enjoy! We got the idea from a smosh video.

Disclaimer: If I owned Vampire Academy would I really be on Fanfiction? But I wish I owned a certain Russian…

DIMITRIPOV

I was guarding Christian when my phone started ringing.

"Hello," I answered.

"Ummm….Dimitri…you might want to get to the west side of court. Bring the gang. Don't worry about Adrian though. He's already here," said Rose who was on the other side of the phone line.

"Um sure? Why? What's wrong?"

"You have to see it to understand. See you in 10" said Rose as she hangs up

10 minutes later

All of us go to the park where Rose and Adrian are. I have a bad feeling about this.

"What's going on?" I ask Rose in a panic.

"Well….. So Adrian called me to come over to see him, when we saw a giant glowing radioactive spider. Adrian thought it would be funny if the spider bit him, then he could become Spiderman. Adrian made himself as tempting as he could for the spider, but the spider wouldn't bite him. Adrian thought it was a great idea to bite the spider himself. Now we have….." Rose was cut off from some of the rustling coming from near where Christian was standing.

Then this giant, black spiderlike thing leapt from the tree and tackled Christian.

"Oh my god what the heck is this" screamed Christian in a very girly voice.

"This is Manspider son!" screamed Adrian as he grabbed Christian by the ears and dragged him toward the forest.

"Not again…" Mia says rolling her eyes while Lissa started to freak out. I sighed. The sad part was that this kind of thing was very normal around Rose and her friends.

Christian getting attacked by so called 'Manspider' caused Mia and Eddie to fall into a giggle party. They were wheezing and holding their sides while rolling on the ground.

"AHHHHHH" we all heard Christians girly screech. This caused guardians to come running.

"What's going on here? I'm Guardian Trista, and this is my partner Melvin. We heard a girl screaming." Guardian Trista said.

Lissa was about to answer when Rose burst in great peals of laughter. Lissa and I looked at Eddie, Mia and Rose lying on the ground laughing very hard.

"Did you see his face…..totally priceless….Sparky's never gonna live this down," this was all we could hear in between my Roza's beautiful laughter. Just then Adrian walked back dragging a passed out Christian laughing like there was no tomorrow.

"Quick everyone! Put on these costumes!" Rose instructed handing everyone a spider costume similar to what Adrian was wearing. When Rose turned to give me a costume I gave her a look and walked to go hide in a tree.

We could Christian start to stir and soon he opened up his eyes to see Rose, Adrian. Lissa, Mia and Eddie standing over him wearing the spider costumes. He screamed and passed out again. He woke up with a start when Mia kicked him in the side. He seemed to realize that this was a prank and he turned to see that Lissa had filmed the whole thing.

"April Fools Sparky," Rose said with a smirk on her face. All he did was role his eyes and walk away.