Me: Hiya! I'm Angellilly67...just call me Kortni! To actually know who these people are…you have to read my profile! Kay?
All: Konnichiwa!
Shina: The beginning and ending of each chapter is basically about nothing…
Alice: Beginning nothingness…now! -points at forehead-
Rue: This -pulls out toy hammer- is for doing this! -hits me with it-
Me: OWWW! -grabs hammer- no this is for hitting HIM! -points to Rue-
Shina: A Ranma ½ story? I thought you were doing a Card Captor Sakura story?
Uriko: -comes In with CCS story in hand- KORTNI! Why aren't you doing this story!
Me: -gulp- sorry…..speaking of stories did you all write me back?
Uriko: no
Shina: no
Alice: no
Me: -throws hands up- What ever!
Rue: am I the only on with out an Rp with this brat? -gets hit- sorry!
Me- thinks for a second- ….yup! Now I'm going to start before the readers attack! -gasp- Oh yeah! "blah blah" dialogue…'blah blah' thinking. Okay now on with the story.
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Chapter one… The cut on her hand that started it all…
It was just another day at the Tendo's training hall. Happosai was, yet again, trying to catch a peek at Akane, who was changing. He was at her door when he was caught by Ranma.
"What do you think your doing you old letch?" he asked, lifting the old man up. Happosai struggled in Ranma's grip.
"Oh! Ranma! Hello! I was just…just…I was…well…" Happosai tried to think up an excuse. Ranma chuckled and glared at the pervert.
"Cant think of an excuse, now can you?" He asked. Happosai sighed, his arms falling to his sides. "Uh….not today!" He muttered. The door behind Ranma squeaked open, and Akane stepped out.
"What do you think your doing!" she yelped! Ryoga, who had been staying with them for a while, heard her yell and raced up the stairs. He came upon a usual sight…Ranma holding Happosai and Akane red with fury. "Well!" Akane continued. Ranma started to say something but she just went on. "Ranma! You pervert!" She yelled, booting Ranma and Happosai to the sky. Ryoga went up to Akane.
"Are you all right Akane?" He asked. Akane gave him a smile that made his heart race.
"Yeah…I just caught Ranma peeking at me while I was changing. Stupid jerk!" she huffed, slamming her fist into the wall. Ryoga stared wide eyed as her hand went through the wall, to her room, giving her cuts all over her hand "Akane! What did you do that for?" He yelled, grabbing her arm as blood dripped onto the floor. Akane looked down at her bloodied arm.
"I…I don't know…Maybe my anger just came out at once…" She shrugged. Ryoga watch the blood drip more onto thefloor. "Come on! I'll bandage you up!" He told her, pulling her by the other arm. Akane smiled.
'Ryoga is always so nice to me…' she thought as he drug her down the stairs. Ryoga looked back and saw her smiling, causing him to turn two shades of red. Ranma was coming through the front gate as Ryoga was cleaning Akane up. He had left Happosai somewhere and he was a little pissed off. Ha came through the back and saw Ryoga wrapping up Akane's arm. Akane was laughing…she never laughed around him and his face began to grow hot. He clenched his fists and grew steadily jealous. There was a loud crash and Shampoo appeared next to him.
"Nihau Ranma!" She called. She saw him peering angrily at something. "What you looking at?" she asked. Ranma pointed at Akane and Ryoga. Ranma grew even more angry at every giggle from Akane. Ryoga was always hanging around Akane, since he came to this house, and Ranma hated it. "Ranma! Ranma! You no pay attention to Shampoo!" Shampoo whined. Ranma sapped up.
"Oh…Hey shampoo" He sighed, standing up. Shampoo frowned. "Oh Ranma…Okay, you go to date with shampoo? Today is beautiful day, am I right?" She asked. Ranma looked at her strangely.
"Shampoo, you know I don't want to go on a date with you!" He told her. Shampoo smiled.
"I know Ranma! I ask you anyway!" She told them. Ranma walked into the house when Ryoga left and Akane was eating a apple "Hey, Akane. What happened to your hand?" he asked, looking at her bandaged hand. Akane examined her wrist.
"oh this? I kind of punched the wall and cut it up a bit…Its fine now. Ryoga fixed it up for me." she explained, taking a bite out of her apple. Ranma grew steadily jealous as she looked at her arm. "What did you go and do that for!" He yelled. Akane looked up at his words.
"I don't know! Maybe its because of a certain peeping tom! Trying to catch a glimpse of me in my panties!" She yelled slamming her hand on the table. Ranma saw her flinch and ignored it…He didn't know hat that would cause later on.
"Look! I wasn't the one trying to look at you! Happosai was! Why the hell would I want to look at your tomboyish figure!" He asked her loudly. Akane made a face…but then her eyes rolled up in pain. Blood seeped through the bandage and onto the table.
"Uh…R-Ranma…I..I don't feel so good.." she choked out before falling over. Ranma ran over to her side.
"Akane! Hey Akane! What's wrong!" He hissed trying to wake her up. Blood dripped off her arm and on to the floor. Ryoga came back in with his heavy umbrella, and saw Akane lying on the floor.
"Ranma! What happened! What did you do to Akane!" He asked, putting his umbrella down. Ranma glared at his rival.
"I didn't do nothing! She just fell over! Go call Doctor Tofu! This cut maybe worse than she thought!" He hissed. Ryoga nodded and ran off.
Mean while, Shampoo was outside fixing her shoe when she heard an all too familiar voice. "Oh shampoo! Forgive me for all I have done! I blame my stupid near sightedness!" Mousse yelled in front of a small Sakura tree. Shampoo sighed.
"Mousse…I over here!" She called waving at him. Mousse put his thick glasses on and looked over at his future bride. "Oh Shampoo! Please…Go out with me!" He begged. Shampoo tossed her hair.
"No! shampoo no wan to date you! Shampoo want to go to date with Ranma! Where he go anyway?" She asked before going off to find him. Mousse stood were she left him, fuming. "Stupid Ranma! Why does she love you so much? What do you have that I don't? Ill get her back!" He yelled before jumping over the Tendo's fence. Ryoga came back in, after calling Dr. Tofu. Ranma place a hot washcloth on Akane's forehead, and gulped down ice water. "Is she all right?" Ryoga asked. Ranma nodded.
"For now…You called Dr. Tofu?" He asked. Ryoga nodded as Shampoo came in. "Nihau Ranma! Why Akane on ground?" She asked. Ranma explained what happen and Shampoo giggled.
"What are you laughing for! Akane could be seriously hurt!" Ryoga yelled. Shampoo laughed even more. "So. Is not Ranma's fault. Is Happosai fault!" she giggled. Ranma looked up. "Hey! Your right! Where did I leave that old goat anyways?" He asked looking around. As soon as he finished his sentence, Happosai ran in followed by a sopping wet Nibiki, wrapped in a towel. Nibiki and Happosai stopped when they saw Akane on the ground.
"What's wrong with her?" Asked Nibiki. Ranma explained it once again and Nibiki glared at Happosai. Unfortunately for both Ranma and Nibiki, Happosai wasn't paying any attention to anyone. Ranma sighed.
"Could you tell Natsumi not to come down because Dr. tofu is coming to check on Akane, and he always screws up when she's around." He asked. Nibiki nodded and trudged back up stairs, holding the towel tightly around her. Ranma turned his head towards the sleeping Happosai. "Hey you! Get up!" he yelled. Happosai jerked out of his nap. "Oh hey Ranma! Good to see you!" He chirped standing up. He looked over at Akane who was moving slightly.
"Don't you try anything you letch." Ryoga snapped. Happosai looked deeply hurt. "What happened to my dear sweet Akane!" He asked trying to not look angry. Akane slowly opened her eyes and saw Ranma and Ryoga.
"Hey she's up!" Ryoga exclaimed. Ranma looked over at her. "You okay?" He asked. Akane opened her eyes more. "Okay I guess…My arm doeshurt though." She whispered. Ranma was worried out of his mind…more than when she had forgotten about him for two days…more than ever. "Don't worry…Dr. Tofu is coming." He reassured her grabbing a towel to whip up the drying blood. The doorbell was heard and Nibiki got it. "Ranma! Dr. Tofu is here to check on Akane!" she yelled. Ranma got up to get the doctor. Ryoga sat next to Akane. He was also worried about Akane. "Do you feel alright? Can I get you anything?" He asked urgently. Akane sat up and looked at her arm. The bandage was now soaked with blood and deep red.
"I'm fine . It's just my arms hurts badly." She told him holding her wrist. Shampoo jumped off the table she was sitting on.
"I go see what taking Dr. Tofu so long." She told them before leaving the room. She ran to the entrance, only to run into Mr. Saotome in panda form. "I'm sorry!" she called running by. Genma shrugged his shoulders, unaware of what was happening, and went to take a nap. Shampoo got to the entrance to see Dr. tofu standing in the doorway, starry eyed because Katsumi was standing at the top of the stair. Ranma was also standing there, but he was pissed off, because he had to Nibiki to tell Katsumi NOT to come down while Dr. Tofu was there…Who knows what will happen now.
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Alice: Happosai is such an idiot!
Me: Mouse and Ryoga are my favorite characters…
Rue: How nearsighted is he?
Me: Have seen his glasses! They are thiiiiiiiiick! -holds fingers and inch apart- Like this thick!
Shina: Shampoo is my favorite character!
Uriko: Just wait until Yuki Chi and Sai Chi come into the story!
Me: Yeah! The Chi twins!
Shina: You both just gave away the story!
Alice: -Throws a penny at her- No! the readers don't know what the twins will do!
Shina: Ok ok… Kortni will own the twins
Uriko: Hopefully no one will review and say that she took them -Glares at readers suspiciously- someone will…I know it
Rue: I hope they do! -Gets whacked with the toy hammer-
Me: That would suck if they did!
Uriko: You wouldn't have to get rid of them because you came up with their names, personality, clothes, and looks ALL BY YOURSELF! -claps for me-
Me: -bow- okay we have to work so until Chapter 2 : Akane's Kidnapped?
All: Sayonara!
FROM THE EDITOR! Sorry about the spacing...Kortni's computer is crappy! -gets bonked on the head by toy hammer- OUCH! Okay...okay...Im just a crappy editor! Tell us if there was any other mistakes and we will greasly appreciate it!
Arigatou!
Kortni's Fanfiction Crew!