I do love to write lyrics, so when I saw all of these other stories, I decided to give mine a shot!


Donkey Kong Title - "Giant Ape"

Giant ape

Biggest we've seen

He escaped

And then he kidnaped Pauline

Now Mario

Has gotta go

To places he

Has never been

Donkey Kong Jr Title - "Tiny Monkey"

Big fat monkey

Pretty clunky

Is all caged up where he just sits and he pines

Tiny monkey

Not too clunky

Saves his papa and climbs vines

Mario Bros. Title - "Sewer Race"

Having a big sewer race

You must try to keep your pace

Kicking shells around

Crabs litter the ground

So clear them out