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Nova And Sparx Sing: Anything You can Do

"Admit it, Sparky! I'm much better then you!" Nova screamed in Sparx's face.

"Ha! In your dreams, doll-face! You can never beat my awesomeness!" the red monkey yelled back.

In the background Chiro, Antauri, Gibson, Otto and Jinmay had been watching the fight going on for three hours.

"How did it come to this during just a simple video game?" Chiro asked.

"No idea." the other four simply answered, shrugging.

That was when Otto got an idea.

"Hey! I know how to solve this!" he yelled and everyone including the red and yellow monkeys looked curiously over at him.

"What, Otto?" Nova asked.

"Singing!" Otto cheered and at that everyone else sweat-dropped.

"Crazy green monkey who's not making sense here say what?" Sparx asked.

"I know a great song that fits this!" Otto explained.

"Well, I don't mind singing as long as I can whoop a certain monkey's butt." Nova growled.

"Oh, I'm the one who is gonna whoop your butt! Brain Strain, give me a mic!" Sparx yelled and even thought Gibson was annoyed by the nickname, he still tossed a microphone over at his brother.

"Antauri! Mic! Now!" Nova yelled and just like Gibson had down Antauri grabbed a mic and tossed it over to Nova.

"Are you sure this is gonna work?" Jinmay whispered to Otto.

"Nope but it will make a great show." Otto simply replied as he sat down on the couch with a bowl of popcorn and some cans of soda.

Shrugging the others went to sit on the couch too with popcorn and soda of their own and went to enjoy the show.

That was when the music started and Nova began singing.

Nova: Anything you can do, I can do better...I can do anything better than you

Sparx: No, you can't

Nova: Yes, I can

Sparx: No, you can't

Nova: Yes, I can

Sparx: No, you can't

Nova: Yes, I can, yes, I can

Sparx: Anything you can be, I can be greater...Sooner or later I'm greater than you

Nova: No, you're not

Sparx: Yes, I am

Nova: No, you're not

Sparx: Yes, I am

Nova: No, you're not

Sparx: Yes, I am, yes I am

Sparx: I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge

Nova: I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow

Sparx: I can live on bread and cheese

Nova: And only on that?

Sparx: Yes

Nova: So can a rat (no offense Master Splinter)

Sparx: Any note you can reach I can go higher

Nova: I can sing anything higher than you

Sparx: No, you can't

Nova: Yes, I can

Sparx: No, you can't

Nova: Yes, I can

Sparx: No, you can't

Nova: Yes, I can

Sparx: No, you can't

Nova: Yes, I can

Sparx: No, you can't

Nova: Yes, I can

Nova: Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper...I can buy anything cheaper than you

Sparx: Fifty cents

Nova: Forty cents

Sparx: Thirty cents

Nova: Twenty cents

Sparx: No, you can't

Nova: Yes, I can, yes, I can

Sparx: Anything you can say I can say softer

Nova: I can say anything softer than you

Sparx: No, you can't

Nova: Yes, I can

Sparx: No, you can't

Nova: Yes, I can

Sparx: No, you can't

Nova: Yes, I can, yes, I can

Sparx: I can drink my soda faster than Yoda

Nova: I can do it quicker and get really sicker (really bad too)

Sparx: I can open any safe

Nova: Without being caught?

Sparx: Sure

Nova: That's what I thought you crook

Sparx: Any note you can hold I can hold longer

Nova: I can hold any note longer than you

Sparx: No, yooouuu can't

Nova: Yes, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can

Sparx: No, yoooooooouuuuuu can't

Nova: Yes, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII III can

Sparx: No, yoooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu can't

Nova: Yes, I can, yes, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIII can

Sparx: Yes, you caaaaannnnn

Nova: Anything you can wear, I can wear better...In what you wear I'd look better than you

Sparx: In my coat

Nova: In your vest

Sparx: In my shoes

Nova: In your hat

Sparx: No, you can't

Nova: Yes, I can, yes, I can

Sparx: Anything you can say I can say faster

Nova: I can say anything faster than you

Sparx: Noyoucan't

Nova: YesIcan

Sparx: Noyoucan't

Nova: YesIcan

Sparx: Noyoucan't

Nova: YesIcan

Sparx: Noyoucan't

Nova: YesIcan

Sparx: I can jump a hurdle

Nova: I can wear a girdle

Sparx: I can knit a sweater

Nova: I can fill it better

Sparx: I can do most anything

Nova: Can you bake a pie?

Sparx: No

Nova: Haha I can

Sparx: Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter

Nova: I can sing anything sweeter than you

Sparx: No, you can't

Nova: Yes, I can

Sparx: No, you can't

Nova: Oh, yes, I can

Sparx: No, you can't

Nova: Yes, I can

Sparx: No, you can't

Nova: Yes, I can

Sparx: No, you can't, can't, can't

Nova: Yes, I can, can, can

Sparx: No, you can't

Nova: Yes, I can

When the two monkeys finished the song they both collapsed onto the floor, trying to catch their breath while their little audience started clapping with huge grins on their faces.

Catching their breath Nova and Sparx stood up and bowed for them before Sparx asked "Well, who's the better monkey?"

After a moment of silence he was shocked when Chiro, Antauri, Gibson, Otto and Jinmay all answered "Nova!"

"HA! IN YOUR FACE, SPARKY!" Nova bellowed and started laughing like a maniac before running out of the room.

"NOOOOOO!" Sparx cried dramatically and then fainted.

Uhm… I have learned to make a new cake. Who want's to try a piece?" Jinmay asked, breaking the silence that had fallen upon them.

"I do." rest of the remaining conscious people or monkeys in the room said and off they went to the kitchen.

The End

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