Disclaimer: I don't own SRMTHFG or the song.
Nova And Sparx Sing: Anything You can Do
"Admit it, Sparky! I'm much better then you!" Nova screamed in Sparx's face.
"Ha! In your dreams, doll-face! You can never beat my awesomeness!" the red monkey yelled back.
In the background Chiro, Antauri, Gibson, Otto and Jinmay had been watching the fight going on for three hours.
"How did it come to this during just a simple video game?" Chiro asked.
"No idea." the other four simply answered, shrugging.
That was when Otto got an idea.
"Hey! I know how to solve this!" he yelled and everyone including the red and yellow monkeys looked curiously over at him.
"What, Otto?" Nova asked.
"Singing!" Otto cheered and at that everyone else sweat-dropped.
"Crazy green monkey who's not making sense here say what?" Sparx asked.
"I know a great song that fits this!" Otto explained.
"Well, I don't mind singing as long as I can whoop a certain monkey's butt." Nova growled.
"Oh, I'm the one who is gonna whoop your butt! Brain Strain, give me a mic!" Sparx yelled and even thought Gibson was annoyed by the nickname, he still tossed a microphone over at his brother.
"Antauri! Mic! Now!" Nova yelled and just like Gibson had down Antauri grabbed a mic and tossed it over to Nova.
"Are you sure this is gonna work?" Jinmay whispered to Otto.
"Nope but it will make a great show." Otto simply replied as he sat down on the couch with a bowl of popcorn and some cans of soda.
Shrugging the others went to sit on the couch too with popcorn and soda of their own and went to enjoy the show.
That was when the music started and Nova began singing.
Nova: Anything you can do, I can do better...I can do anything better than you
Sparx: No, you can't
Nova: Yes, I can
Sparx: No, you can't
Nova: Yes, I can
Sparx: No, you can't
Nova: Yes, I can, yes, I can
Sparx: Anything you can be, I can be greater...Sooner or later I'm greater than you
Nova: No, you're not
Sparx: Yes, I am
Nova: No, you're not
Sparx: Yes, I am
Nova: No, you're not
Sparx: Yes, I am, yes I am
Sparx: I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
Nova: I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
Sparx: I can live on bread and cheese
Nova: And only on that?
Sparx: Yes
Nova: So can a rat (no offense Master Splinter)
Sparx: Any note you can reach I can go higher
Nova: I can sing anything higher than you
Sparx: No, you can't
Nova: Yes, I can
Sparx: No, you can't
Nova: Yes, I can
Sparx: No, you can't
Nova: Yes, I can
Sparx: No, you can't
Nova: Yes, I can
Sparx: No, you can't
Nova: Yes, I can
Nova: Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper...I can buy anything cheaper than you
Sparx: Fifty cents
Nova: Forty cents
Sparx: Thirty cents
Nova: Twenty cents
Sparx: No, you can't
Nova: Yes, I can, yes, I can
Sparx: Anything you can say I can say softer
Nova: I can say anything softer than you
Sparx: No, you can't
Nova: Yes, I can
Sparx: No, you can't
Nova: Yes, I can
Sparx: No, you can't
Nova: Yes, I can, yes, I can
Sparx: I can drink my soda faster than Yoda
Nova: I can do it quicker and get really sicker (really bad too)
Sparx: I can open any safe
Nova: Without being caught?
Sparx: Sure
Nova: That's what I thought you crook
Sparx: Any note you can hold I can hold longer
Nova: I can hold any note longer than you
Sparx: No, yooouuu can't
Nova: Yes, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can
Sparx: No, yoooooooouuuuuu can't
Nova: Yes, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII III can
Sparx: No, yoooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu can't
Nova: Yes, I can, yes, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIII can
Sparx: Yes, you caaaaannnnn
Nova: Anything you can wear, I can wear better...In what you wear I'd look better than you
Sparx: In my coat
Nova: In your vest
Sparx: In my shoes
Nova: In your hat
Sparx: No, you can't
Nova: Yes, I can, yes, I can
Sparx: Anything you can say I can say faster
Nova: I can say anything faster than you
Sparx: Noyoucan't
Nova: YesIcan
Sparx: Noyoucan't
Nova: YesIcan
Sparx: Noyoucan't
Nova: YesIcan
Sparx: Noyoucan't
Nova: YesIcan
Sparx: I can jump a hurdle
Nova: I can wear a girdle
Sparx: I can knit a sweater
Nova: I can fill it better
Sparx: I can do most anything
Nova: Can you bake a pie?
Sparx: No
Nova: Haha I can
Sparx: Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter
Nova: I can sing anything sweeter than you
Sparx: No, you can't
Nova: Yes, I can
Sparx: No, you can't
Nova: Oh, yes, I can
Sparx: No, you can't
Nova: Yes, I can
Sparx: No, you can't
Nova: Yes, I can
Sparx: No, you can't, can't, can't
Nova: Yes, I can, can, can
Sparx: No, you can't
Nova: Yes, I can
When the two monkeys finished the song they both collapsed onto the floor, trying to catch their breath while their little audience started clapping with huge grins on their faces.
Catching their breath Nova and Sparx stood up and bowed for them before Sparx asked "Well, who's the better monkey?"
After a moment of silence he was shocked when Chiro, Antauri, Gibson, Otto and Jinmay all answered "Nova!"
"HA! IN YOUR FACE, SPARKY!" Nova bellowed and started laughing like a maniac before running out of the room.
"NOOOOOO!" Sparx cried dramatically and then fainted.
Uhm… I have learned to make a new cake. Who want's to try a piece?" Jinmay asked, breaking the silence that had fallen upon them.
"I do." rest of the remaining conscious people or monkeys in the room said and off they went to the kitchen.
The End
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