Vacationing Can Be Deadly: Chapter 1
A/N: set in the middle of season 3. Jenny isn't hated by everyone and Chair, Serenate and Danessa are still together. Bear with me because I've never wrote horror before. It doesn't have Rufus and Lily in it but it does have: Blair, Chuck, Serena, Nate, Jenny, Eric, Dan and Vanessa in it.
WARING: CONTAINS SMUT, STRONG VIOLENCE, STRONG LANGUAGE AND HORROR ;)
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"I've got a surprise for you" Chuck announced as he walked into the bedroom and over to Blair who was sat on the bed in red silk lingerie and Chuck's favourite falke stockings. "But then again, it looks like you have one for me too" Blair smiled seductively.
"Maybe, but mine can wait. Let's hear yours" she said patting a spot on the bed next to her. Chuck sat down obediently.
"Well" He took her had in his. "It seems that my father had a really big cottage in Vermont" Chuck announced.
"Really?" Blair asked. Chuck nodded.
"Yep, and apparently its mine. Big cottage, peaceful, luxury and apparently there's this huge mountain biking place just down the road" Chuck began. Blair could hardly contain her excitement.
"WOW!" She shrieked excitedly.
"You wanna go? Apparently the weather is amazing" Blair nodded and Chuck took a photo out from his pocket and handed it to her.
"Is this it?" She asked. Chuck nodded. It was really big, just like Chuck had said. Made from wood, had balconies, a nice driveway, it looked so peaceful and cosy. "Chuck, it's beautiful" she said as she turned to kiss him.
"I know, and it's ours" Chuck said kissing her again. "It's 5 bedrooms apparently, so we can bring friends" this made Blair smile even more.
"Serena and Nate?" she asked. Chuck nodded. Blair stood up from the bed and ran over to her phone on the dresser and dialled Serena's number.
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"Nate" Serena called to Nate who was in the bathroom.
"Yeah" Nate called back.
"Were going on holiday with Blair and Chuck to Vermont" Serena announced excitedly.
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"Mom?" Serena called as she entered her mom's apartment. Lily appeared.
"Serena Darling" Lily greeted as she rushed over to her daughter and hugged her. "What are you doing here?"
"I need my passport" Serena answered. Lily gave Serena a funny look.
"Why?"
"I'm going on holiday, to Vermont. With Blair, Chuck and Nate" Serena announced. Lily nodded.
"Why?" she asked.
"Because Bart had a secret cottage in Vermont and its Chuck's now so he and Blair are going on holiday and they invited me and Nate" Serena answered.
"Oh. I never knew that Bart had a secret cottage in Italy" Lily said.
"Neither did Chuck, according to Blair, he just found out yesterday" Serena told Lily.
"Oh well, how lovely. How many bedrooms is it?" Lily asked.
"5, why?"
"Well, Rufus and I need some space right now, so... how about you take Jenny and Eric with you" Lily proposed.
"Mom, no. This isn't my holiday, it's Chuck and Blair's"
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"I am so sorry B" Serena apologised as she sat next to her best friend, who was sat next to Chuck.
"Don't be S, I mean, why not invite Dan and Vanessa too?" Blair replied sarcastically.
"You know what, that's such a good idea Blair, why don't we?" Jenny asked from the other side of the limo. Blair glared at her and Chuck smirked at Jenny. That Girl really did have a death wish.
"Urm Jenny, no. I think that Dan and Vanessa are really busy right now" Serena lied. Jenny pulled out her phone.
"No Serena, there not. They don't have any plans for this week. I bet they'd love to come" Jenny smiled. Blair groaned and turned into Chuck's shoulder. He chuckled and kissed her head. Jenny dialled Dan's number and held it to her ear.
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"EVERYTHING IS RUINED CHUCK!" Blair cried when they were alone outside the limo. Jenny, Eric, Vanessa, Dan, Nate and Serena were in a burger bar getting lunch. Blair had refused to go and Chuck had to wait outside with her.
"I know, what happened to the Non-judging Breakfast Club exclusive holiday?" Chuck said. He was annoyed too but not as much as Blair.
"We've been invaded by Brooklynites!" She yelled. Chuck let out a small laugh and wrapped his arm around her waist and pulled her close to him. "And we'll have to keep the noise down when we...y'know" he was joking but Blair took him seriously.
"NO!" She cried. Then she glanced at the limo. "Chuck, would it be so terrible if we...drove off to the airport and left them. They don't know what terminal were leaving from" Blair said with a devilish smirk. Chuck kissed her then smirked at her.
"And that is another reason why I love you so much" He said taking her hand and opening the limo door for her. She got in and was just about to get in himself when he saw Nate, Serena, Eric, Jenny, Dan and Vanessa coming out of the burger bar. Chuck groaned.
"Hey, hope you guys weren't planning on leaving without us" Vanessa called. Blair groaned.
"No no, we would never do that" lied Chuck.
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"Wow! Wow! Wow! I've never been on a private jet before!" Vanessa squealed excitedly. Blair rolled her eyes.
"Me neither Vanessa" Dan agreed taking a sip from his champagne flute. Chuck rolled his eyes.
"So uh how many bedrooms is this cottage again Chuck?" asked Eric.
"5" Chuck replied.
"So, how are the rooms gonna work out?" Vanessa asked.
"I have no idea" Chuck replied.
"Well how about if Chuck and Blair share a room, Dan and Vanessa share one, Nate and I share one and Jenny and Eric have their own room" Serena proposed.
"That sounds good" Dan and Vanessa agreed. Jenny and Eric nodded along with Nate. Blair just smiled and went to sit on Chuck's knee. He kissed her temple gently.
"Make sure the Brooklyn's are on the other side of the cottage" she whispered into his ear. Chuck nodded.
"I'm already on it Darling" he smiled.
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"Oh Chuck. It's so beautiful" Blair gushed as she held onto Chuck's arm.
"Oh Bart, he had such great taste" Serena said with a smile.
"Where's the mountain bike thing? I didn't see it" Jenny asked.
"Neither did I" said Dan. Blair looked at Chuck.
"I know, it shouldn't be far I don't think" Chuck lied. He honestly didn't know but Jenny and Eric were already out of the limo and running towards the cottage with Dan and Vanessa.
It was beautiful. As soon as Chuck opened the door they entered a palace. The hallway was huge with a huge chandelier and a wooden spiral staircase.
The living room was massive. It had a large fireplace that you could practically walk into and comfy looking sofas. There was a small T.V and a rug on the floor.
The kitchen was smaller than the other 2 rooms. It was normal with an oven, fridge, sink, washing machine, cupboards filled with plates, glasses and alcohol, and knives in a knife rack.
Chuck and Blair led the rest of the group hand-in-hand into a wine cellar.
"Oh my God" Blair and Serena exclaimed. Nate and Chuck both smirked at each other.
The wine cellar was massive and completely filled with all sorts of alcohol, not just wine although there was plenty of that. They had plenty of scotch, much to Chuck's happiness. Beer, that made Dan, Nate, Vanessa and Serena's faces light up and there was vodka. That made Jenny and Eric happy. And Blair was happy because she noticed some gin, next to Chuck's scotch which he was now practically running for.
Now they had all made themselves a drink, they headed outside and into the huge garden. It had a shed that looked about 100 years old. Then, to the right side of the garden were tall trees that seemed to lead into a forest. And at the end of the garden sat the start of a large lake.
Then they headed up the stairs. The hallway upstairs was huge with bookcases filled with old classics. Blair spotted a door and dragged Chuck over to it. It was the middle door. Blair threw open the door and revealed a huge bedroom with a balcony. There was a king sized bed with a display of carefully placed mushroom and brown coloured pillows. There was a small T.V and a walk in wardrobe. Then there was a door. Blair ran over to it and opened it. The door led to an en-suite bathroom. Blair smiled and turned round to Chuck, Nate, Serena, Dan, Vanessa, Jenny and Eric.
"Were having this room" she announced. Chuck nodded.
"Ok" he agreed.
"That's not fair! What about if our rooms aren't as nice?" Vanessa protested. Blair shrugged her shoulders.
"I don't care. Now go and find your rooms and leave us in peace" Blair said pointing towards the door. Vanessa and Jenny rolled their eyes and walked out the door followed by Dan.
"See you later B" Serena said as she and Nate began heading for the door.
"S" Blair called. Serena turned around.
"Yeah?"
"The room next door is as big as this one. Then the ones upstairs are slightly smaller. You and Nate can stay in the one next door" Blair informed Serena. Serena nodded.
"Thanks B" Serena thanked as she walked out the door with Nate.
Blair turned to Chuck.
"You do realise that the Humphreys are gonna be right above us don't you?" Chuck asked. Blair nodded.
"At least we won't have to keep the noise level down" she smirked. Chuck pulled her in for a long and passionate kiss before walking over to the door, closing it and locking it, walking back over to Blair and taking the zip of the back of her dress in his hands.
"Care to test that theory?" he asked. Blair smirked and Chuck pulled down her zip making her dress fall down to the floor and exposing her in her black lingerie. She kissed him, stepped out of her dress on the floor and pulled him by his tie over to the bed and threw him on it.
"I'll take that as a yes?" Chuck asked. Blair kissed him and tore his tie off and began unbuttoning his shirt.
"Yes" she replied seductively.
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"Well Blair was definitely right, this rooms practically the same as her and Chuck's" Serena said to Nate as they walked into their room.
"Yeah, just look at that bed. You wanna test it out?" Nate asked. Serena nodded and kissed Nate.
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"This is so unfair! How come Blair and Chuck get the big room and we get stuck with smaller ones?" Vanessa moaned.
"They did invite us" Eric argued.
"No they didn't. I did" Jenny piped up.
"Ok, ok, look it doesn't matter whose rooms bigger than whose. The important thing is that we all have a good time. Plus our rooms are still pretty big" Dan said. Vanessa nodded.
"True, Dan can we have this room? It's bigger than the other 2" Vanessa said.
"Hey!" Jenny and Eric both shouted.
"Well we are sharing a room" Dan said. Jenny and Eric both nodded and walked off to find their rooms. When they were gone Vanessa turned to Dan.
"This is gonna be good, I can feel it" Vanessa said with a smile. Dan smiled back.
"I know it will be, come on. Let's go inside and start the holiday with a bang" Dan announced leading Vanessa into the room.
When they were inside Dan locked the door and kissed Vanessa.
"Dan, we can't. Jenny and Eric are both on the other sides of the walls" Vanessa pointed out.
"And?"
"And, what if they hear us?" Vanessa asked.
"Then we'll just keep the noise down" Dan said. Vanessa smiled, kissed him and led him over to the bed.
They were in the middle of undressing each other when they heard loud moans coming from beneath them.
"Oh no, don't tell me it's" Vanessa began. Dan nodded slowly. Vanessa sighed.
"CHUCK! RIGHT THERE! OH GOD! Ahhhh Chuck, yes right there!" Blair screamed in pleasure. Vanessa rolled her eyes.
"Trust us to get the room right above the UES's loudest love birds" Vanessa moaned.
"Hey, at least we haven't heard Chuck yet" Dan said. Vanessa kissed him. Then they heard it.
"Chuck! Oh Chuck! Ahh"
"Um Blair! Oh baby! Don't stop!" Chuck blurted out. He really hoped that the room upstairs wasn't occupied yet. If it was, the person or people in it were about to hear Chuck and Blair orgasming. And he really didn't want Dan Humphrey hearing something like that.
Chuck stared into Blair's eyes and he knew that she was going to come any minute now. He could feel her tightening her grip on his shoulders. He began kissing her neck and trailing his fingers up her torso to her breasts. He heard her gasp and with one more deep thrust he felt her clench and hold on tight to him. Knowing she'd come first, he pulled out and plunged back in as deep as he could as his own orgasm came like a wave and rushed over him.
When they were done he slid off her and lay next to her. She placed her head on his chest and listened to his now racing heartbeat. He placed his hands on her bare wait and kissed the top of her head smelling the rich scent of her coconut shampoo.
"This is gonna be a good holiday, I can feel it" Blair said as she leant her head up to kiss Chuck.
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Jenny tossed and turned in her bed. It was comfy but it wasn't her bed back in New York. She rolled onto her side and opened her eyes. She grabbed her phone 2:34am. She sighed. She couldn't wait till the morning. Chuck and Blair had promised her and Eric that they'd go looking for this mountain bike thing.
Suddenly something moved about in the darkness. Jenny squinted her eyes and tried to make it out. It looked like a figure, a man near her wardrobe.
"Eric, stop messing about" Jenny said rubbing her eyes. The figure didn't move. Just stared at her.
"Eric, you're not funny" Jenny said turning her side light on. The figure disappeared. Jenny squinted her eyes, got out of bed, grabbed the key off her nightstand, ran out the door and locked it then ran into Eric's room on the other side of Dan and Vanessa's room.
Eric immediately opened his eyes and sat up in bed.
"Jenny, its 2:30. Go to bed" He said grumpily rubbing his eyes.
"Someones in my room" She said going to sit on the bed with Eric. "I was sure that someone was in my room, watching me. Then I turned the light on and they were gone" Jenny announced.
"No body'll be there. It was probably in your imagination" Eric said but Jenny was already climbing into bed next to him. "What are you doing?" He asked.
"I'm not going back in there" Jenny said placing her head on a pillow.
"Well you can't sleep in here" Eric told her.
"It's a double bed Eric. You have room" Jenny said closing her eyes. Eric lied next to her.
"Night J" He whispered.
"Night E" Jenny whispered.
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Something loud woke Blair up. She shook Chuck awake, he looked at her and smiled.
"Did you hear that?" She asked.
"It was probably just an animal. Go back to sleep baby" He said yawning.
"It sounded like a scream Chuck, what if someones hurt?" Blair asked.
"It was just an animal. Don't worry your pretty little head" He kissed her head. Blair set her head back on Chuck's chest and fell asleep again.
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A/N: What do you think? Please review and let me know if I'm doing a good job. xoxo Beth.
