*A blank white room, suddenly two people walk in*
Loonquil: But it is so short!!! * girl next to him stops and glares*
Shi-sama: Who cares it is only to get a fic out, it doesn't matter if it's long or not!!
*Loonquil shrugs* Loonquil: Well I just think we should add more… no one likes short fics!!
*Shi-sama turns red, Loonquil scoots away from her, a nervous look on his face*
Shi-sama: Look we will have our long fics soon it's just to tie them over!!
*Suddenly they see crowd*
Both: Heheheheh *sweatdrop*
Shi-sama: Um.. Konnichi wa Minna-san!! This is our first fic and it's only to get one out we will have much more later.
Loonquil: Emphasis on later.
*Shi-sama turns red and karate kicks him out of the room, then turns back to the crowd, smiling*
Shi-sama: Ok we don't own Ranma ½, The supreme goddess Rumiko Takahashi Does. This is a list of annoying but lovable quirks we have about Ranma. We would love if you would Review and send in your Ideas!!
*Suddenly from the back round*
Loonquil: Uh could some one help me here? I got my head stuck in something
*Shi- sama rolls her eyes and waves*
Shi-sama: Well then, Ja Mata Ne!!!
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Annoying Ranma Quirks
The characters in Ranma often jump onto rooftops while running. (Apparently they aren't troubled by that pesky ol' law of gravity.)
More on the subject of running on rooftops: Don't the people in the houses that are likely to be under these rooftops ever get annoyed by all the noise?
Why doesn't Ranma just wear a poncho?
If cold ware turns Ranma into a girl, and warm water turns Ranma into a boy, what does lukewarm water do? (Use your imagination)
What happens when Ranma encounters snow?
What curses were in the other ponds? (When splashed with water get wet?)
The characters can turn into the opposite sex and/ or an animal without major physical problems (what happens, say, you land in the spring of the drowned brick wall?)
You can take any hobby and/ or sport and turn it into a martial art (any one up for martial golf?)
Almost any thing can be used as a weapon, but Guns and Swords are not heard of.
(Ranma) You can look exactly like your other half, and even use the same name, yet no one realizes it (consequently this goes for other animes as well, say cough Sailor moon cough)
(Kuno) You can understand Shakespeare, but you can't figure out Female Ranma's a guy.
1 word: English voices (oops.. ok two words)
You can't fly, but you can float in the air for long periods of time (apparently that's not considered flying)
The weirder the name, the more powerful the attack (Happosai's 'Bean Curd Profusion' is weirder then Sailor Chibi Moon's 'Pink Sugar Heart Attack')
Your fiancée is the most sought after girl in school, yet you call her uncute (I guess tough-as-nails tomboys really turn guys on..)
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Shi-sama: Remember we are welcome to Any Ideas to put on this!! R/R J