Mr. Crepsley and the strange girls-
(AN- So uh, not really sure if this'll be a oneshot or a story yet, all I know is it's supposed to be funny! Oh, and a little surprise for Slytherin Queen 1.30! Oh, and it's very short!)
Larten watched the girl, from his hiding spot in the dark alley. Her short black hair was streaked with red, she wore tight pants, a brightly colored shirt, a pink jacket, and lots of jewelry. She laughed and talked to her short red-haired friend as they walked to what Larten guessed was a movie theater. His reason for following the two girls was that he was completely and utterly bored. "Hey, it happens to the best vampires!" Darren had joked earlier that evening. Then Larten had flitted to no particular place, and ended up here.
He shadowed them for a bit, listening to their conversation. "I'm so exited, Kenzie!" exclaimed the red-headed one. Kenzie gave a little squeal, "I know! So, do you really think Tallahassee's going to be gay in this one?" She asked, watching closely for the other girl's reaction. She paused for a few seconds then said, " Well, it'd be to bad if he was. But, hey, it might enhance the movie, ya know?" Kenzie glared at her.
"Talla better not be gay, or I'll personally rip the head off of the director, feed it to a band of zombies, then retrieve his body and fill it with bombs, then hit the detonator." she snarled.
Larten blinked, amazed that a human could be so vicious. And about a movie! He tuned into their conversation again. "All right, all right. Be that way." said the short one. "Yes, Ashley, I will be that way!" she says, pretending to be angry. "Hey, um, if he was gay, would that mean Columbus would be, too? I really hope there are some other survivors for Tallahassee…" she trails off. Kenzie gave her another look, then, to Larten's surprise, turned around and asked, "Okay, so how long did you think it was going to take me to notice you?".
He fumbled for something to say, amazed that the girl could see him, since he was behind a tree. But then he realized that she was talking to a black-haired boy, some length ahead of him. "Honestly, ducky, I know you like Ashley, but do you have to stalk her?" she said sarcastically. The boy frowned, "Drake and me were going to see Zombieland 2, we weren't stalking you." he said. "Really, then where's Drake?" she asked, looking around. "His mom's dropping him off in a few minutes." "Ben, his mom's in jail." said Ashley.
"Fine," he mumbled, "I heard you were coming and I thought I'd come too." He said quietly. Ashley smiled warmly, "S'okay, Ben, you can come with us, so long as you pay for your ticket!" he brightened up instantly, and the three continued heading for the theater. "So did you hear Tallahassee's supposed to be gay in this movie?" asks Ben. The girls groaned, "Yes!" they said simultaneously.
Larten was really finding their conversation fascinating, by now. Something black fell out of Kenzie's pocket. "Oh, crap. My iPod!" she exclaimed, grabbing for it. Ashley peeked over her shoulder, "Is it okay?" she asked. "I think so….see what you do Ashley!" "What? What did I have to do with it?" she asked, bewildered. " You scared it." she stated simply. Ashley stared at her. Larten bit back a smile, these two were pretty funny. But…he didn't know what an iPod was. He shrugged, deciding to ask Darren later.
"You know, I don't see what's so exciting about iPods." she said thoughtfully. "I mean, an MP3 player is great, too. You don't even have to pay for songs!" Kenzie looked offended. "iPods are awesome! Your stupid MP3 player can't even compare! IPods have apps, changeable wallpaper, you can go on the internet, and a whole lot of other stuff too!" "Yeah, Ashley, their way better than MP3s." said Ben, who'd been quiet for the past few minutes. "Hey, ducky." said Kenzie. "Yeah?" "Shut up."
The three then proceeded to enter the theater, and Larten went to find out what iPod was.
(An- So, the usual. Read, laugh, review, tell your friends and dogs, and remember to hug a vampire!)