Dragolian: Hey guys what's up it's Dragolianx with another awesome story. Now this is going to be a bit different than my VS series since it will be more comedy oriented. There is no set schedule for updates since this will be based on the stuff I think off while thinking of this series. So without further ado I present to you….RWBY Madness!
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It was just a regular day at Beacon Academy. Teams were training and lessons were being learned. Well some lessons were being learned…
"And that is how I defeated a pack of Beowolfs with nothing but a jar of peanut butter, a stick, and maximum effort!"
Yes unfortunately for you the viewer we begin this story at Professor Peter Port's class, and he was telling his students a story from his past…..again. As for our main characters they were doing what they normally do during this time. Ruby was sleeping, Weiss was trying to take notes, Blake was reading a book that was not school appropriate, and Yang was currently messing with her scroll.
"Hey Blake, check out my new ringtone." Yang said getting her partner's attention. As usual Blake didn't look up from her book, but slightly lifted her head as if to tell her that she was listening. Noticing this Yang pressed the play button on her scroll, but she didn't notice that she had the volume turned up to the max.
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung!
After that outburst Yang scrambled to turn down the volume, but it was too late as Prof. Port noticed the disturbance.
"Ms. Xiao Long, I would appreciate it if you would silence your scroll during-" The Professor started as another ringtone went off.
Don't say if I were you (say if I were you)
Or tell me what you'd do
How things would be if
You were in my shoes
Cuz you're not me
Both Yang and Prof. Port looked around to notice that this time Weiss' scroll had gone off.
"Ms. Schnee would you please-" the professor started again as yet another ringtone went off.
Fuck the police coming straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
This time it was Blake's scroll that went off
"Ms. Belladonna! Why would you set that as-"
Rolling around at the speed of sound
Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow
Can't stick around, have to keep movin' on
Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out
The professor looked around again until he noticed that Ruby had woken up and that her scroll went off.
"Ms. Rose! While will you please-"
Go, go, Power Rangers!
Go, go, Power Rangers!
Go, go, Power Rangers!
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!
This time it was Jaune's phone to go off.
"Mr. Arc! Please turn off your-"
Live to win,
'till you die, 'till the light dies in your eyes
Live to win, take it all,
just keep fighting till you fall
Pyrrha just whistled awkwardly as she turned her scroll off
"Oh come on Ms. Nikos that song is just terri-"
Narwhals, Narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
Causing a commotion
'Cause they are so awesome
Nora just started singing along to her ringtone
"Ms. Valkyrie will you please stop singing and turn off your scroll?" The professor asked before yet another ringtone went off.
Let's get it on don't stop us now
When we step on the scene
We came to get down
Check the moves you know they can't be dissed
Ain't 2 many that can flow like this
We humming, coming at ya!
And the rhythm gonna get ya!
Need I, should I say no more
Tell me what the deal?
Yo check my flow!
Without any warning Ren just stood up and instinctively started moving like he was playing DDR.
"Mr. Lie will you please sit down, you aren't even moving right!" Professor Port said trying not to dance.
Just then the ringtone no one expected went off.
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Everyone looked around to see who's ringtone just went off. The only one who wasn't look was Cardin….
"Seriously Mr. Winchester?" Professor Port asked
"Hey! It's catchy dammit!" Cardin yelled
"Well I can't judge you on that. Now can we please get back to the lesson everyone?" The professor asked before he went back to his desk to continue his lesson. "Now onto the story of how I singlehandedly defeated an Ursa Major with a lamp shade, a bottle of glue, and a screw driver-"
*RIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG*
The professor was cut short as the class had ended and the entire class left to go to their next class. He stood there motionless with only one thing on his mind. "I need to change my ringtone."
Dragolian: And that's that. Not really too Amazing for a first chapter, but I thought It was still Spectacular. Anyways I was thinking for a while is scrolls had ringtones, and what kind of personalized ringtones everyone might have. I know what you're thinking, and I already know that most of them have theme songs, but I ask you this. How would using their badass epic theme songs be funny? Also If you guys need to know what song were used for the ringtones were used then here you go!
In order of appearance
Baby Got Back
You're Not Me
Fuck The Police
Escape From The City
Go Go Power Rangers
Live To Win
Narwhals
B4U
Barbie Girl
Thank you and good night.