Part One:
A woman walks into Devil May Cry:
Woman: Hello, do you have a buckaroo in-store
Dante: (Surprised) ..um what?
Woman: This is Toys-R-us right?
Dante: ... no that's five blocks away
woman: Oh silly me, do you sell toys?
Dante: I'm a demon hunter
(The woman doesn't seem to hear, and sees Cerberus hanging on the wall)
Woman: Ohh this looks interesting
Dante: Listen Lady, that is a deadly weapon, I don't think it would be suitable for a kid
(The woman gets out her wallet, credit cards slide down to the floor)
Dante: (Eyes widen) … As I was saying, that is the new super-duper play-chucks from Japan, with freeze action! All the kids have them these days (Grins)
Woman: great, I'll take them
(The woman buys Cerberus and leaves)
Dante: Hmm, was that the right thing to do? Meh, business has been slow
Dante slams down the phone
Dante: Dammit, another wrong number, and once again asking for a dental appointment. What the hell is going on?
(Phone rings)
Dante: Devil may cry
Voice: Hello, I've just got the biggest cavity and-
Dante: For the love of- who do you think I am a dentist?
Voice: yes
Dante: what do you mean?
Voice: I looked up your number-this is Devil may cry right?
Dante: Yes
Voice: the dentist?
Dante: ...no
(Slams the phone down again)
Dante: I've got to get to the bottom of this
(Dante looks up the address, then leaves and arrives at a building. It has a giant neon devil may cry sign above it)
Dante: Gapes in shock
(Storms in and finds the owner)
Dante: Excuse me, is this place a Dentistry?
Dentist: Isn't that why your here?
Dante: Are you telling me you called a dentist Devil may cry?
Dentist: catchy huh. I thought it kinda suited the job. Dentist-devil may cry. Funny, isn't it?
Dante: Hilarious. But there is one problem-THAT NAME IS COPYRIGHTED! That name belongs to me, got that!
Dentist: Hmm, well maybe we can come to some sort of agreement...
(A few days later, Dante is looking through the ads)
Ad reads: Devil may cry! Your town/castle/toilet haunted by demons? Give us a call, and wave them goodbye-and while you're at it, get a dental check up too! While Devils are crying, you'll be smiling!
Dante: My god, what have I done!