TEN THINGS THAT WILL CHANGE WHEN GUMBALL HITS PUBERTY

By Gemini126 and Extremepenguin10

Warning: this might be offensive to some boys.

Review and favorite if you want to see more of Gumball's TEN THINGS.

NUMBER ONE, EATING:

''I'M SO EFFING STARVED!''

''Dude, you like, just had two hot dogs and a mega giant soda,''

''YET, DARWIN, I'M STILL HUNGRY!''

NUMBER TWO, CLEANING:

Where should I put these dirty socks? Anh, I'll just put them on this here floor.

2 HOURS LATER

Where should I put these clean socks? Anh, I'll just put them on this here floor.

NUMBER THREE, PARENTS:

''DAD! MOM! YOU ARE LIKE, SO UNFAIR!''

''Son, all we asked you to do was get the groceries.''

''DAD! What you're basically saying is that I have like, NO LIFE, that I have NOTHING else to do!'' *sobs hysterically*

NUMBER FOUR, FRIENDS:

''Tobias, I hate you,''

''I HATE YOU TOO!''

''I HATE YOU THE MOST!''

''That's so sweet,''

NUMBER FIVE, GIRLS

''OK, SO, I was thinking, we should just SKIP the date and go to my house.''

''Loser.''

NUMBER SIX, SHOWERS:

This soap, or this soap?

Should I shave?

Why do towels need to be washed? I'M going to invent towels that wash themselves! OR, maybe I can come up with a way to smell good for a year without showering!

#GENIUS

NUMBER SEVEN, COLOGNE:

Hmmm, a few squirts here, a few squirts there, AND I'm done cleaning myself for at least a year.

Penny walks by, and passes out from the overbearing scent.

She's digging it.

NUMBER EIGHT, SHOPPING:

''I hate shopping,''

''Well, I'm sorry honey, but we need to buy you new clothes. Your old ones are too tight,''

''SO NOW I'M FAT?'' *sobs hysterically*

''NO, OF COURSE NOT, you're a very handsome little boy,''

''SO NOW I LOOK LIKE A CHILD?''

''NO! You're very grown up, Gumball, and if you work out you could build up some muscle, if you wanted,''

''SO NOW I'M WEAK?''

NUMBER NINE, EMOTIONS:

PRE-PUBERTY: Oh, I can't go out tonight. SO unfair.

Mid-Puberty: I MUST GO OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

PRE-PUBERTY: hey, those girls are pretty.

Mid-Puberty- MUST DATE MUST DATE NOWWWWW.

NUMBER TEN, SELF CONSCIOUSNESS:

Am I too blue?

Is this whisker bigger than THIS one?

Why do I look like my mother?

Why is my tail so tiny?

Why is my head so MEGA HUGE?

*sobs hysterically*

Thank you for reading! I know this was very small, stupid, and probably illegal, but my cousin and I just had to share it and we thought it would make someone laugh.