Disclaimer: Original idea from Kaitaru Seras Viktoria Hatake. I don't own the Avengers either.
Chapter 1: Bored
"I'm so bored." Loki moaned. Steve raised his head to look at him over the newspaper. "Boooooooored." Loki groaned, before sitting up and walking calmly to the glass.
Then he began to wail like a strangled pig and attempted to climb the glass. His fingers screeched as he dragged them down the glass, but he began to move upwards even so.
After a while, he was hanging off the ceiling.
"You still bored?" Steve questioned. Loki screamed as he dropped off the ceiling and was promptly knocked unconscious. "I guess not." Steve shrugged, and began to read his newspaper again.
