The Great Mario Affairs
Cast:
Mario
Peach
Daisy
Luigi
Wario
Yoshi
Waluigi
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Our story starts with the traditional match up and old one at that of our hero Mario and his beloved Princess Toadstool (better known as Peach). Now we also know that Mario has a younger brother Luigi and little does Mario know that Peach is seeing Luigi too. Now this bad little Princess tale does not stop there. She actually has a true love of her own. And the oddest of loves it is. Princess is in love with the loveable dino Yoshi. She has planned the wedding of her beloved and herself but so have Mario and Luigi.
There is another Princess but she is the princess of Saraland, The Kingdom Just north of the mushroom Kingdom. Her name is Daisy and she has her tangled web of affairs. This Daisy was meant to fall for the sinister Wario but he betrayed the poor princess with none other than Peach so to get back at him she went off secretly with an even more sinister of characters. Waluigi, the counterpart of the one she would truly fall for, was her bait. Although she really had no feelings for either of the evil ones in the first place, she was having fun with her little game and she thought to take it to the south as well and stir up some more scandals down there. Peach had the same idea.
Daisy started on Mario knowing him to be the princesses' public beau. She easily seduced him and made quick work of making him fall for her, thinking that Peach would be crushed when she found out. She then decided to deepen the whole thing by trying to break Mario's heart by going for his little brother. His heart, it turned out was less dedicated to Peach anyway because he knew of her and Mario. (How could he not? duh!)
So the two fell for each other and still unknown to anyone except ofcorce yoshi who knew of all the dealings on but still he cared for Peach as much as Peach cared for him. Now where you might ask does the monkey fit in to all this well the truth is that he really doesn't so now you know.
Meanwhile, back in Saraland, Peach makes quick work of the evil ones thinking like Daisy that she would be crushing the Princess. Then upon the arrival of the princess to there homes they found themselves dumped by the ones there.
In the end it happened that Peach had to wed Mario because although she and Yoshi loved each other Peach was royal and could not marry a dinosaur. Daisy did get to marry her love because Luigi was a human. Peach continues to see yoshi and really may as well be married to him anyway because she spends more time with him than Mario and it is this was the reason why Mario and Peach didn't have children until yoshi was tragically killed (he slipped off the castle roof and well broke his neck.)
Peach just couldn't do that to a kid of hers.
Daisy and Luigi had three kids, twin girls named Lilly and Juniper (June for short) and a son named Paul (who knows why!)
THE END