S Meyer owns all things Twilight.


This was originally a one- shot... and you got lucky.. because it's being continued.


Warning: My Story is rated M for a reason... If you are under the age of 18.. then don't read this... you have been warned.


October 2009

Shit. Shit. Shit.

Why in the hell did I let Alice talk me into this stupid thing.

A costume party.

I should have run as soon as the words came out of her mouth.

Well that and the fact that she had an evil gleam in her eye.

You see, my best friend, Alice thinks that I am her own person over-sized Barbie doll. You know the ones that you can do their make up and hair? Yeah, well apparently, that's me. And I hate it.

I mostly do it to placate her, because even though she stands at only 4'11" she is one scary bitch.

I glanced back down once more at the poor excuse for a costume that was laying on my bed.

Halloween was Alice's favorite holiday, because she says it's when you get to play dress up and be something you aren't for one night, with no repercussions.

I laughed at my thoughts because she had definitely picked a costume that was not me.

Bella Swan, Slutty French Maid, at your service.

My costume was simple, I guess, maybe that was because there wasn't very much of it.

The top was a black corset, with a few thick white stripes on it. The straps were a thicker than normal spaghetti strap that were black with white cris- crosses. The bottom, well if that's what you want to call me, is a skirt, a very, very short skirt. It started out a soft black velvet, that was only about 2 inches long. At the end of the material it had three layers of white lace ruffles. It came with the matching thong and thigh length fishnets. I looked to the side of it and noticed the white lace gloves, with the fingers cut out, a white choker, white feather duster, and head piece.

It was cute I suppose, for a playboy bunny or a hooker.

"BELLLLLLA." Alice called out in a sing song voice as she ran up the stairs of our shared two bedroom townhouse.

I groaned and flung myself onto the bed.

Alice walked into the room and gasped in horror. "Bella! I only have four hours to make you into a sexy vixen of a maid, get up and shower! NOW." Alice screamed stomping out of the room.

After showering I put my dark blue robe on and went into Alice's room.

Alice walked out of her bathroom, hair and makeup completely done, wearing a bright pink and green tinker bell robe.

"Tell me why I am doing this again." I said as she began applying the makeup.

"Because Miss. Swan, you never get out, you never go on dates, and for God's sake woman you are a 24 year old virgin!" she said as she started putting some other crap on my face.

"Well Alice, I work all the time, that's why I don't go out, you ever think about that?" I said crossing my arms.

"Bella, enough excuses, you don't work all weekend, which is when people generally tend to go out and have fun." Alice said waving the hair brush around.

I sighed in defeat. There was no way I was going to win this argument.

Two hours later and we we're ready to go. Alice looked adorable. I almost fainted when I saw that she had bought to wear. But seeing it on her, I was in shock, she didn't look like a tramp at all. She was wearing an incredibly short black leather dress that tied up in the boob area. It was complimented with long black gloves, that came to her elbows, fishnets, knee high leather boots, yellow and black wings on her back, and a black head band, with black antennas with yellow balls on the end. Her pixie like body, was perfect to be a bumblebee.

"So where is this party at?" I asked

"Jasper's step brother's house." she answered as she backed out of the driveway.

Jasper was Alice's long time boyfriend. They had been together since kindergarten probably. I kind of felt guilty, because I knew that the only reason that she had yet to move in with him was because of me. I didn't get paid nearly as much as Alice did, so I really couldn't afford the rent by myself. She was a fashion editor for a huge magazine and I just simple wrote a column for a small town newspaper.

"Deep breathes Bella." Alice said as we stepped out of the car and walked to the front door.

Jasper opened in the door in a superman costume. I couldn't help the laughter that bubbled out of my mouth.

Jasper smiled and shook his head. Alice tucked herself underneath his arm. "Oh, I'm sorry ma'am, we won't need your cleaning services until morning." Jasper said smirking, as Alice giggled into his side.

I scowled at him and walked in, flicking him off.

I looked around at all the couples grinding against each other on the dance floor.

I grimaced. It's not like I didn't ever wanted a boyfriend, I just had never had time. In school I was too worried about making perfect grades to get as many scholarships as I could. Now, I worked all week, and rested on the weekend.

"Not a fan of parties, huh?" a deep but chocolately smooth voice asked from behind me.

I quickly spun around to find myself staring into the face of….. Batman?

I took in the taller, thinner version of batman standing in front of me. The only thing that I could see of his face was his beautiful bluish- green eyes and the bottom half of his face. He had a strong jaw line with some stubble and a full, perfect mouth.

I smiled shyly and shook my head. "That obvious?"

"So, umm, uh, are you here alone?" he asked nervously.

"I'm here with my roommate, Alice." I answered looking down nervously.

He nodded his understanding. "You want to go to the kitchen to get some drinks with me?" he asked sweetly, as he put a finger under my chin, to make me look at him.

I looked at him with wide eyes and nodded my head yes, not trusting my voice.

We walked to the kitchen in a shy silence.

Three beers and twelve shots of vodka later and we were laughing and singing along to Pokerface.

Pokerface went off and a slow song that I had never heard came on.

Next thing I knew batman was slowly grinding on me and I let a slow moan out.

At this point I was too drunk and horny to care.

He captured my mouth with his and ran his tongue over my bottom lip. I eagerly opened my mouth to his. Our tongues were fighting for dominance. I finally gave up and let him explore my mouth. I wrapped my arms around his neck while he gently sucked my bottom lip in and started nibbling on it. An embarrassing moan slipped, but I was too.. er…preoccupied to care.

His hands found their way to my ass cheeks and in one moments lifted me up in one swift motion. I wrapped my legs around his waist and felt his hard member pressing against my hot wet center. He thrust his hips forward on instinct.

He walked up the stairs quickly, with me still attached. His warm, soft tongue licking circles on my collar bone.

We went into a room where a massive bed was centered in between glass end tables.

He gently placed me on the bed and got up to take his suit off.

I was in awe over his perfect body. He has the perfect abdomen. He didn't have the perfectly defined abs that are usually seen my men that spend all their time at the gym, but you could see the six pack outline.

My eyes kept going down, until I saw his cock.

Oh my god.

How in the hell was that going to fit.

I was losing my virginity to the king kong of penis'

He walked over to where I laid on the bed, still sporting his batman mask.

Batman leaned over and began kissing and sucking on my neck. I arched my back, pushing my hardened peaks into him.

His hands slid behind my back and started to undo the clasps of the corset.

The slow torture of foreplay was killing me.

"m-more, I need more." I finally was able to force out.

"Hmm, the little French maid isn't as innocent as she seems.." he said smirking as my top fell to the floor.

I instinctively pulled my arms over my chest to guard my nudity.

He chuckled and slowly peeled my arms away.

"Fucking perfect." he breathed out as I felt my face get hot.

He cautiously began kissing my breasts. He took my rock hard nipple into his mouth.

I gasped and moaned, once again arching my back off the bed, wanting more.

He bit down gently and then twirled his tongue around my nipple.

I just about lost it.

Then made his way to the other one, while massaging the one he had just finished with.

His hands went up underneath the short ruffle skirt and in one quick movement my panties were gone.

I gasped and tried to see him, but it was pitch black and I couldn't see anything.

He sat up to do something, I heard Velcro, so I kind of assumed he was taking his mask off.

Then he went back down and started kissing my inner thighs. I moaned loudly and could feel him smiling.

His tongue darted out and licked my wet sex.

I screamed out in pure pleasure.

I had never known a feeling like this.

He licked and nibbled as I felt my stomach knotting up in an unfamiliar feeling.

He took my swollen clit into his mouth and licked it fiercely.

"Ahhhh ohh ahhh goddd."

I reached down and felt his hair for the first time. It was soft and there was just enough for me to get a good grasp. He moaned as soon as I had a hold on his hair, which send vibrations through his mouth, it sent me over the edge.

"Mmm, fucking delicious." he moaned, licking his lips,

While still riding out my release he started kissing his way back up my body and started kissing my mouth again.

I felt him at my entrance, begging to get in.

Without thinking, I thrust my hips upwards, taking him all in at once.

He screamed out "Fuck!" as I screamed out in pain as tears rolled down my cheeks and hit the pillows.

He startled for a second, and then realized what was going on. He looked horrified.

He nuzzled into my neck "Oh my god, shh, it's okay baby." he whispered gently.

"I…I didn't know, I'm sorry." he said sweetly, kissing my neck.

"s'okay" I choked out. "keep going." I said nervously.

He gently pulled out and pushed back in gently. After a few slow pushes in I felt myself needing more.

The pain that I felt a moment ago, was now ancient history. I felt the now familiar knot forming in my stomach.

"H…harder." I gasped.

He stilled for a moment, surprised then obeyed my request.

He thrust into me with force. I cried out

"Yess, god yes." I screamed as he kept thrusting into me harder and harder.

"baby, c..commme with mee." he grunted out.

He reached down and started rubbing my clit.

I felt one last clench in my abdomen before I found my release, screaming out.

"Ahhhh, Fuckkkk. Yessss….Battttmann."

He rolled over and wrapped me in his arms.

I fell into a blissful sleep.

I woke up the next morning and he was gone.

I don't know if I was all that upset.

I was really anxious about meeting this the person behind the mask when I awoke, so now I didn't have to.

I know that I had just had the most amazing experience of my life.

I just had sex with Batman.