Happy Birthday, I-Am-Jason-Son-of-Jupiter!
Hope you like that card… And tell Connor that NO, MICAH DOES NOT HAVE ROCK-HARD ABS.
Anyway…
Yeah.
Right, this is in Thalia's POV… enjoy! Or not. Or whatever you want. Just… do whatever.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything mentioned in this odd whatever-it-is.
So happy birthday
To you, baby brother
Even though I haven't seen you
In what, it feels like decades
You're turning how old?
I think you should be going on
T/h/i/r/t/e/e/n.
Welcome to adolescence…
Being a teenager is NOT always
A good thing.
Even though I'm not there
With you
Wherever it is that you are
I hope your day
Is full of laughter and smiles
And…
Good luck.
You're going to need it.
Assuming you're still alive,
Of course…
Anything is possible in our world.
Hope Dad sees you more often
Than he sees me
Who knew the Lord of the Skies
Would be such a crappy father?
But anyway…
I'll try sending this letter to you
Though you most likely won't get it.
If Iris can find you, she'll
Give it to you.
Well, I'm not much for words
And that's all I've got to say
But take care.
I'll find you someday.
Again. Happy Birthday, and I hope you liked this… thing. XD