A/N: What can I say? I had to do it. Here's the first parody I wrote of HSM.
START OF SOMETHING NEW

TROY:
Living in my own world
Howling at the moon
But when they said singing
They meant singing in tune

GABRIELLA:
I never believed in
What I saw on TV
I never bothered to join in
Musical realities
Ooooh

BOTH:
I know that something has changed
Never felt this way

GABRIELLA:
By watching TV too long

BOTH:
This could be the start
Of something wrong
But it feels so right
To burst into song
But now singing with my class
I feel in my heart
It's a pain in the BEEP

TROY:
Now who'd of ever thought that

BOTH:
We'd be singing here tonight

GABRIELLA:
And the world is HSM now
Broadway run and hide!

BOTH:
We know that something is bad
It's the new U.S. fad

GABRIELLA:
We sang it at grad'!

BOTH:
We're sure it's the start
Of something 'eww'
Girls are crazy fans
Of Zac Efron too (Oo-ooh!)
And yet, there's more to criticize
But we feel in our hearts
The start of something 'ew'

TROY:
I never knew what it was
Until I watched it last week

BOTH:
And it's turned everyone
Into HSM fre-eeeaks----ohhhhh!

H-S-M's
Supposed to be fun
It's a nightmare now
Sales are Number 1 (Oh noo-oo!)
And soon I'll be watching it live
My heart's torn apart

Cause it's the start
Of a new trend
It seems the show
Will not ever end
2 more sequels, deluxe CD too

I know in my heart

GABRIELLA:
The start of something 'ew'

TROY:
(Start of something 'ew')

BOTH:
Now it's at my school too…