A/N: I wrote this during my twenty-minute homeroom/study hall. God I cracked up while writing it! Please review!
Lily POV
God I am so bored it's not even funny. I'm in homeroom and our sub is like a Grandpa. I've mentally named him Gramps. It's dead silent too. It has never been this quiet ever. You could hear a pin drop…well not anymore.
Ooh, I just had an idea. I'll text Wendell. I skillfully pulled out my Sidekick without anyone noticing. It must be my awesome Booth genes kicking in.
LC Booth: God, get me the hell out of here. It's so boring!
I slid the phone shut waiting for Wendell's reply. The screen flashed a minute later.
Wendell: Has hell frozen over in your homeroom yet?
LC Booth: No we have a substitute teacher and I've nicknamed him Gramps.
I placed the phone in my lap again.
Wendell: Really, has he noticed you texting yet?
LC Booth: Are you kidding me, the guy is completely oblivious.
I got the next reply within the minute.
Wendell: Ha, ha. I'm stuck here the lab while Hodgins went to get lunch.
LC Booth: Well tell Hodge to get his ass over here and pick me up.
Wendell: Can't do that Princess, you've got to stay in school.
LC Booth: Princess, eh? Having a flashback to what I told you of Booth's coma dream?
Wendell: Maybe…is that a bad thing?
LC Booth: No…I like knowing I have power over you.
Wendell: Hey! Remember I'm babysitting you tonight and in charge.
LC Booth: Right "babysitting" meaning we make out for the time that Booth and Brennan are gone.
Wendell: Yes.
LC Booth: Scary movie too?
Wendell: Yes and McDonalds.
LC Booth: Sweetness. G2G. Bell is about to ring. 3 u.
Wendell: Okay c u soon. 3 u too. LOL Hodge just walked in…he says hi.
I laughed as I turned off my phone and slipped it back into my pocket. "Really?" the kid next to me asked.
"What?" I questioned.
"How old is Wendell?" he asked.
"Twenty one give or take a few years," I replied.
"Oh, well that was a disturbing conversation," he said.
"You read them! That's not nice!" I admonished as the bell rang.
"You had the phone facing my direction and I was bored as hell," he said. I rolled my eyes and walked down the hall towards lunch.