AN/ okay... how to explain this... this is a reatrded... uhh... crack fic i guess... between me and my BFF... basically, we rp all day, and... we tend to do things like this when we are just "talking"... to sum it up, i'm Italy, and she's my Germany, so to put it simply, i'll put this in chat form... I am Italy, she is Germany... yea... enjoy...
Germany: Love child says Hi.
Italy: HI SOPHIE! *pats lovechild on head, picks her up and walks away*
Germany:*steals lovechild back* nyet. she stays here
Italy: *whines* but i wove her! she adorwable. cant i have her?
Germany: nein
Italy: *puppy dog face*
Germany: *sweden stare*
Italy: *runs away crying hiding in a box of tomatoes*
Germany: *teleports inside box next to you*
Italy: *screams in fright*
Germany: *hugs*
Italy: *stops screaming and returns hug happily*
Germany: now *romano face* get the hell away from my tomatoes stupid little brother!
Italy: awww! but you know you love to share with me! *spain smiling face*
Germany: *head butts out of box of tomatoes*
Italy: KOLKOLKOL*pulls out a pipe* you will pay for that da?
Germany: *twitch twitch* you'll never take me alive bastard! *throws tomato and runs away*
Italy: *wipes tomato from face then starts stalking towards you* KOLKOLKOL
Germany: take this you bloody wanker! *casts spell and ends up summoning Vodka* Oh, Bloody Hell!
Italy:Nope, that doesn't work on us norwiegians. *casts spell and turns you into Germany*
Germany: Hey! Norway! stop and listen!
Italy: *stops and stares*
Germany: Stop and stare! lyric lyric but i go nowhere!
Italy: Ve~ i don't think those are the words tot hat song...
Germany: Nein... it isn't, but idk wht the words are so i put lyrics instead to replace the words.
Italy: oh... can i have a hug and kiss?
Germany: *blushes, but hugs and kisses you anyway*
Italy: yay! *hugs and kisses back* Ti amo
Germany: Ich liebe dich auch
and so that is me and my friend on a regular basis... not these exact things but... we do different ones each time but whatever... anyway... back to my rp with my friend. she's probably going to laugh and be like WTF at the same time or some bull crap. lol me and her are two peas on a pod. XD i love her lol ti amo doitsu!