Convo with Countries

Sapphire: ITS FRANCE! PROTECT ME! -Hidess behind you-

Emerald: NO NOT FRANCE! NOT THE PERVERT COUNTRY!

Sapphire: NOOOOOOO! -Frances punches Emerald and starts chasing me-

Emerald: NOOOO! I'M GETTING PRUSSIA! HIS AWESOMENESS WITH PROTECT US!

Prussia: *gets punched* WEST SAVE US!

Germany: *appears and shakes his head in disapprovement*

Sapphire: I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS TYPE OF THING!

Emerald: FRANCE HAS GOT HIS RAPE FACE! OH CRAP!
GERMANY SAVE US!

Saphhire: IGGY!

Emerald: EVERYONE, HIDE BEHIND GERMANY!
AND IGGY!
BUT WAIT!
FRANCE WILL RAPE IGGY!

BECAUSE OF FrUK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Saphhire: -Gets stolen by France-
HELP ME

Iggy: *Iggy punches France* HA IN YOUR FACE YOU WANKER!

Emerald: YAAAAAAAY FOR IGGY!
*glomps Iggy*

America: HEY HE'S MINE!

Emerald: Can he be mine just this once, Alfie? Pwease?