Well, this is my second fan-fic, but the first time I've ever done something like this. I've had many-a-thought of different ways you could be obsessed with TMM, and here are some of the things I thought of.
Disclaimer: I sadly don't own "Tokyo Mew Mew", but I'm positive I could do better things with it than 4Kids.
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You know you're obsessed with Tokyo Mew Mew when you've watched every episode of the anime.
Twice.
And when you've read every manga, including the side series.
Four times.
When you get into a heated discussion on who's the true leader of Tokyo Mew Mew, Ichigo or Berry, with your friend at the lunch table.
And this fight got you sent to in school suspension, because you "accidentally" dropped over-cooked meatloaf on your friends head as you declared, "Ichigo!", and she "accidentally" poured her expired milk down your shirt while shouting, "Berry!".
And then you continue the fight in the hallway.
And in detention room.
When this ends up in a bloody nose, three exploded pens, and a broken chalk board, the teacher calls in security to take you to the principle's office.
You and your friend are now convinced that the short security guard is Taruto, and the tall, emotionless one is Pai.
And your principle is Deep Blue.
After you received your four day suspension from school, you and your friend plot to take "Deep Blue" down using your hand-made Strawberry Bell and Pudding Rings.
All you succeeded to do was put a dent in his car, and get scattered parts of pink and orange Paper Mache all over the parking lot.
Today, you and the aforementioned friend are plotting a way to take him down without risking your four-and-a-half hour's work.
You and your friends have daily arguments in the hallways about pairings.
And different ways to get rid of Masaya/Aoyama.
"We could run him over with the Green Peace bus."
"That would be interesting… Or we could chain him to a tree and wait for the wolves to come."
"I've got an idea! We could chain him to a tree, let the wolves nibble on him, cut the tree down, run him over with the Green Peace bus, roll the slightly-demolished tree into the ocean, and wait for the sharks to come."
"You know, I like that idea."
You despise 4Kids with a passion.
A very, very strong passion.
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Okay, I know it was slightly weird, but I can only hope some people got a chuckle or two out of it. In the future, I'll confide in my friend who I mentioned in this fan-fic about more ideas.
'Till next time, read and review!