(A/n: Yes, another cult story. Hopefully it will be a masterpiece. As usual, it involves the cult hierarchy; in the story Becky is playing herself, Brittany is playing herself, Charlie is playing herself, and Danielle is playing herself. Vanessa is playing, guess the fuck who? The story takes place in present time, but the pay per views don't. And in this, Cena was injured but it was a long time ago. Also, if you're not familiar with who Justin Dredd is, he made his debut in the Indie Feds about four years ago. He wrestles in several different Indie Feds, so it's hard to throw him under just one. If you want to know anything else about him, just ask Copeland-Runnels Inc..This story has been gnawing at me for the longest time, and right now I have some free time to myself and I finally have a chance to get it out! I hope you guys like it, I really hope you do. I am not as confident with this story as I am with the others but it is important to me just as everything else I write is. My good friend Brittany (giftiebee) helped me name the story, so shout out to her for the help! Recommended reading goes to Queen Chaos-Hardy for "Ring Of Love" I love that story, and all of you should read it, simply because it's a work of art! Not to mention the fact that it is fucking hilarious! Now on with the show! Please, read and review.
Disclaimer: I do not own anybody affiliated in the WWE or titan sports... I own no one in this story except Vanessa Evans.
"THIS IS BULLSHIT!" Cody Rhodes yelled at his fiancée.
"Cody, calm down. It's only temporary." Becky Cicero attempted to soothe her fiancée's tirade.
"Temporary? YOU CALL SIXTEEN MONTHS TEMPORARY?!" Cody's temper continued to rise as he looked over his new storyline which clearly stated he would be losing his Intercontinental Championship at next month's Pay Per View 'Judgment Day'.
"Well, at least you know when you'll be getting it back." Becky replied with a weak smile.
"Yeah, I know that I won't have the title for a year and four months. Gee that makes me feel so much fucking better!" Cody spat sarcastically.
"Okay." Becky replied with a sigh. She did not feel like getting into another argument with Cody. They had been together for two years and engaged for three months, and she was beginning to think about relationship counseling.
"What do you mean okay? Okay? DOES THIS LOOK OKAY TO YOU?!" Cody asked holding the storyline up with both hands and shoving it in his girlfriend's face.
"LOOK, I DIDN'T WRITE IT! SO DON'T YELL AT ME! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN TELL VANESSA! YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR MISPLACED ANGER SOMEWHERE ELSE!" Becky yelled standing up from the bench in Cody's locker room.
"I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT ANYWHERE ELSE! YOU'RE IN MY LOCKER ROOM!" Cody exclaimed childishly throwing the storyline at his fiancé's feet. Becky nodded and pursed her lips. She began walking towards the door of the locker room. Just as she placed her hand on the doorknob, her fiancé's voice stopped her. "Where are you going?" Cody asked scratching the back of his head.
"Away from you and your misplaced anger." Becky scoffed before exiting the locker room making sure to slam the door behind her.
(Elsewhere)
"We're late again Britt. Seriously this is getting ridiculous babe." John scolded his girlfriend of seven months, Brittany DeMarco trying to hold back his sharp tone but failing miserably as he drove to the arena.
"Maybe you should lose the attitude." Brittany replied heatedly.
"Maybe you should be ready when I ask you to be ready." John retorted smartly as he pulled up to the arena.
"Maybe you should be patient." Brittany challenged John as he eased into a parking space.
"Maybe you should be punctual." John responded the sound of annoyance in his tone was evident. He put the car in park and shut off the engine.
"Maybe you should sleep on the sofa tonight." Brittany told him with a sickeningly sweet tone. She picked up her tote and purse off her lap and got out of his rental. She stormed off and into the arena without another word.
"Maybe you shouldn't PMS." John mocked his girlfriend shaking his head.
(Meanwhile)
"I DON'T CARE! THIS IS GARBAGE! ALL GARBAGE! IT'S TRASH!" Jeff Hardy screamed shaking his head at his girlfriend Charlie Fontaine. The pair had been dating for the past five months.
"It's a storyline! A STORY LINE! IT IS NOT REAL! HOW CAN YOU FLIP OUT OVER SOMETHING SO TRIVIAL?!" Charlie asked shocked at her boyfriend's reaction to her new storyline.
"BECAUSE! I DON'T WANT MY GIRLFRIEND IN A STORYLINE LIKE THIS WITH AN ASSHOLE LIKE HIM!" Jeff shouted ripping up the storyline.
"You're being really over protective and overbearing. You cannot let our careers affect our relationship. This!..." Charlie stated and picked up a shred of the storyline. "Means nothing to me… You mean everything to me." Charlie told him sincerely grabbing his hand and staring into his eyes. "I just need you to calm down, and be a little bit more supportive, besides, if you had read it before tearing it to shreds, you would see it's only going to last for two months. That's eight Monday night Raw shows, that's not too hard to deal with sweetie." Charlie tried her best to soothe her boyfriend.
"Fine, I won't object to it, but, I don't like it. Not one fucking bit." Jeff told his girlfriend shaking his head disapprovingly.
"I know sweetie, but little things like this make our relationship stronger. But that is only if we deal with it as a team, so like I said, I need your support, I am just as worried about this as you are. I have never been in a romantic storyline before. So this is all new to me." Charlie reminded Jeff before she leant in and placed a soft kiss on his lips.
(Stephanie McMahon's office)
"GOSH DANIELLE! DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU?! JESUS CHRIST!" A grouchy Stephanie McMahon barked at her personal assistant. "I said put them in alphabetical order! Not numerical order!" Stephanie yelled at Danielle Atkins before snatching the files from her rudely.
"You specifically told me to put the documents in numerical order." Danielle retorted. It was true; Stephanie had told her to organize the files numerically. Apparently, the heiress was losing her memory or maybe just her mind in general.
"NO I DIDN'T! JUST GO MAKE SURE THE SUPERSTARS HAVE VANESSA'S NEW STORYLINES!" Stephanie ordered Danielle harshly. Danielle sighed and left Stephanie's office.
"I need a new fucking job." Danielle mumbled slamming the door behind her. Danielle began making her way to Vanessa's office, on her way there she was practically mowed down as an angry John Cena brushed past her.
"Oh I'm sorry, are you okay?" John asked distractedly not stopping his brisk walk.
"Yeah I'm fine!" Danielle called out to John's retreating form. Her heart fluttered in her chest and she felt a blush creeping up from her neck and into her cheeks at the mere sight of John Cena. The man who barely knew she existed.
(Meanwhile)
"Stop staring at me." Vanessa Evans ordered the number one contender for the WWE Championship and her boyfriend of two months Randy Orton. Vanessa glanced up from her paperwork and looked up at the icy blues eyes staring at her. "Can I help you with something?" Vanessa asked fighting back the smirk on her face.
"Yeah." Randy replied with a sly smile.
"Something that is legal to do in public Randy." Vanessa elaborated.
"Nahh." Randy shrugged as Vanessa rolled her eyes and went back to jotting down notes.
Vanessa could feel Randy's eyes boring into her. "Seriously Randy get out, I can't concentrate with you in here." Vanessa whined failing her attempt to hold back her smile.
"Nessa, your dimples are sexy." Randy teased the creative writer who smirked and looked back down at her work. "'C'mon Nessa, take a break, you've been working hard for the past…" Randy was cut off by Vanessa's glare.
"Yeah Randy, I've been working hard for the past ten minutes, yes I' m so exhausted." Vanessa exclaimed sarcastically.
"Well my match isn't until the end of the night, and I'm bored. You should entertain me." Randy told Vanessa raising his eyebrow sexily.
"How about later tonight after the show I'll entertain you." Vanessa suggested with a grin.
"How about-"
"YOU FUCKING BITCH!" Cody Rhodes stormed into Vanessa's office his eyes ablaze.
(Elsewhere)
Up until now, Becky had not read her own storyline yet. She had been far too busy trying to calm down her temperamental fiancée. Becky skimmed down over the first page, when she reached the bottom of the first page her eyes widened. The words 'ROMANTIC STORYLINE' were in big bold letters. 'Oh Wow, Cody's really going to love this one.' Becky thought nervously. Not only was he losing his Intercontinental title, but apparently his fiancée was also being put into a romantic storyline. In an effort to find out who, Becky turned the page anxiously.
'After ending her feud with Melina, Becky will begin a romantic storyline pushing her back from vying for the WWE Women's Championship. Becky will be paired with Justin Dredd who will be making his Debut to Raw on 02/09/08.'
Becky's throat tightened and her lungs seized. The Justin Dredd, she would be in a romantic storyline with The Justin Dredd. Becky quickly looked at the paper again which clearly stated the day he would be debuting. "That's…That's…That's tonight." Becky exclaimed aloud before turning around to run to Vanessa's office. Just as the WWE Diva rounded a corner, she slammed into someone much bigger than her and fell on her ass. She looked up into the eyes of Justin Dredd.
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