Title: Be Mine
Summary: Cloud thought he was sharing a drink with Reno during a lonely Valentine's Day. Little did he know, he had begun a game of cat and mouse that slowly wound up to him missing pairs of his underwear...and dating Reno.
Warnings: Smut, swearing, alcohol, smoking, ...Reno.
Note: This one's a teaser; the game begins in the next one.
Disclaimer: I own little.
Cloud frowned as he stared down into the pink abyss of his drink, red and pink hearts lined the bar as a few red hearts floated to the top of his beverage. "Woah, what the fuck is that, yo?" A recognizable voice called out as a thin hand clapped the blonde on the back. "Yo, Big Tits, get me one of these frilly things!" Ducking at the knife that was thrown at his head, the Turk grinned lazily. "Aww, that time of month already?" Ducking again, the Turk chuckled as he sat down in the barstool next to the blonde. "What's with the long face, yo?"
"Nothing. This is just my face," Cloud replied with a shrug before taking a sip of the fruity drink, wincing at the taste of sugar and alcohol.
"You ain't normally so sad, yo. Is it because of the day?"
"...Monday?"
"Nah, Valentine's Day! Man, least we know you don't dye yer hair blonde, huh?"
Raising an eyebrow, the swordsman looked skeptically at the redhead. "...What do you want?"
"What? Can't I have a drink with you without getting grilled? Or cut in half?"
"...I never cut you in half."
"You tried!" Shrugging, the blonde took another sip of his drink, ignoring Tifa's sickly sweet smile as he handed Reno his drink, setting a new one next to the blonde. "So... You gonna hit that?"
"...What?"
"You know! Are you and Big Tits doing the horizontal dance?"
"...Must you call her that?"
"What? Like it ain't true, yo? So, what are you doing tonight?" Shrugging once more, the blonde held up his drink before taking another sip. "Well, at least you've got me to drink with you! Hey, don't give me that look, yo. You can't sit in a bar, unprotected, drinking yourself to death!"
"I won't drink that much."
"So I won't have to drag your drunk, heavy ass back to my place? Damn."
"...My ass is heavy?"
Smirking sexually at the blonde, Reno licked his lips, "Had to drag you from Aeris's church all the way to here before. Rude did the cheap thing and carried Big Tits. Don't worry, I'm sure her tits weigh more than your ass."
"...Thank you?"
"Welcome, yo!" the redhead said as he clinked their drinks together. "To being young and horny!" He laughed when Cloud began to choke on his drink. "What? It's true, yo!" Leaning over, the Turk slipped a folded up slip of paper into the pocket of the blonde's pants before walking over to Rude, who was shamelessly flirting with Tifa. "Come on, Big Guy, Tseng wants us to meet him in half-an-hour." Winking at the blonde, the lanky redhead left with Rude.
Blinking at the abruptness of their departure, Cloud reached into his pocket and pulled out a slipt of paper.
'Think of me when you jerk off tonight, yo.'
Blushing darkly, the blonde crumpled up the paper before tossing it into the trash and downing the remainders of the drinks. Leaving enough gil on the table to cover all of them, he walked upstairs before checking in on Marlene and Dezel, smiling softly at the children before walking over to his own room.
Lying in the darkness, he kicked off his boots before curling up under the blankets, glowing blue eyes staring blankly at the white wall as he listened to the rest of Avalanche talking and laughing downstairs.
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