Batman X-mas!
Oooooooh!
Batman's in the kitchen
Robin's in the hall
Joker's in the bathroom
Pissing up the wall!
Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
Batmobile lost a wheel,
And Joker got away. Hey!
Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
Batmobile lost a wheel,
And Joker took Ballet. Hey!
Over the hills we go,
On a one and broken ski,
Over the hills we go,
Crashing into trees.
HaHaHa!
The snow is turning red,
I think I might be dead,
I woke up in the hospital,
With stitches on my head.
Oh, Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid a gun,
Shot a tree and made it pee,
In 1981. Hey!
Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
Batmobile lost a wheel,
And Joker took Ballet. Hey!