AN: What is this and why is it here? Well, an Omnibus is a collection of things, so an OmKimbus is a collection of things relating to Kim Possible. As to why it exists, in the six months or so I've been posting KP stories on FFN and elsewhere, I've found that I've generated a LOT of really short stuff. A LOT of it. So, rather than make you open dozens of short little drabbles one at a time, I'll just put a bunch of the short bits and random bits of stuff all in one place. Nice and convenient, isn't it? Legal stuff will always be at the bottom to avoid spoilers.
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An OmKimbus of Odd Possibilities
A collection of really short schtuff by SHADO Commander
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Chapter 1
FINAL BOUT
Shego flew twenty feet and slammed against the wall… twice actually, the first impact being her spine and the second the back of her skull. Gasping desperately for breath, she frantically tried to focus her blurred vision, all the while hoping that the 'crunch' that she'd heard had been bricks and not the base of her skull.
God, what in the hell had gotten into Kim? Prior to the girl's disappearance last year, predicting the former cheerleader's next move would have been as instinctive for Shego as breathing… but now the redhead was landing brutal hit after hit in rapid succession and switching between styles at a blinding pace. So much for the rumors that the teen hero long absence had been the result of her succumbing to some rare illness or poison contracted on one of her out of the country missions. Granted, it had seemed as good a reason as any to explain the eight months Possible had seemed to disappear off the planet, but if the redheaded whirlwind had ever been sick at all, she was certainly showing no signs of it now. In fact, Shego was doing well just to minimize the damage to herself.
Speaking of which, her vision was coming back into focus just in the nick of time. While Kim hadn't chosen to press her advantage while Shego was on the verge of blacking out, she hadn't stopped steadily advancing either. The green combatant barely had time to ward off the hero's next swing with the back of her own arm, but in the split second her eyes were focused on that task, Kim's knee slammed into the villain's stomach with staggering impact. For one horrifying second, Shego knew what a toothpaste tube must feel like as her insides were pushed to either side and her front and back met internally.
It was too much. The remnants of breakfast spewed out of Shego in a geyser and she collapsed to the floor, desperately bringing up her flaming hands in a last ditch effort at regaining the offense…
Only to stare in shock as Kim's gloved hands caught her own. There was a sound like frying bacon and Kim's gloves vaporized, revealing a second, silver, pair beneath… and then Shego screamed as she realized that the metallic material was turning her own heat back on her.
"Did you really think I'd fought you all these years and never worked out a way to counter your plasma?" Kim smiled grimly, increasing the pressure inside her fists as Shego felt her own bones start to give. "How stupid do you think I am?"
"I… I…" SHego gasped for breath. " I didn't think…"
"No, you didn't," Kim agreed. "But then again, neither did I."
Kim tossed Shego across the room again, a strange look in her eyes.
"You see, I blindly accepted what everyone else told me. That your plasma was just heat and kinetic force. Harmless unless I actually got hit or burned. So that's what I believed until I started getting sick."
"Wha…?" Shego moaned.
"That's right," Kim nodded, "It's low level, but you're radioactive. Made worse by the fact that your powers are always on, unlike your brothers. Drakken's mutations made him somewhat immune, though he's probably got brain cancer due to the continued exposure. If you've been wondering why he seems to keep getting nuttier and nuttier, just look in the mirror to see the reason."
"As for me," Kim growled, "I nearly died. You almost killed me."
Shego could only make a wheezing sound that could be charitably credited with sounding like "I didn't mean to…"
"I know that. Even if you had known, there's no way you would have wanted to cause this," Kim smiled thinly, reaching up and pulling open her shirt, to reveal a rippling mass of muscles… rippling GREEN muscles. Even with her blurring vision, Shego could see where the flesh colored makeup on Kim's neck ended. "Gamma Radiation poisoning. It's a bitch… but I don't blame you. Which is good, because otherwise I'd be REALLY angry…"
"And trust me, you don't want to see me when I'm angry."
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LEGAL SCHTUFF:Kim Possible, and Shego are the creations of Mark McCorkle and Bob Schooley, and those names are all trademarks of the Disney media organizations. Although use in this context is probably considered fair under parody law, just in case: this work was not created for profit, no money changed hands etc, and this story should be considered to take place during a timeframe in which all sexually active parties are over 18 years of age..