THE WARRIORS TRUTH OR DARE SHOW!

Hosts:

Redfang—light red tom with amber eyes

Willowheart—hyperactive light brown tabby she-cat

Shinyheart—light gold she-cat, yellow eyes

I only put a few in case people want to donate hosts! Feel free to do so, and yours may get picked!

EPISODE ONE

Redfang: Hi everyone! Welcome to—

Willowheart: THE WARRIORS TRUTH OR DARE SHOW! HOORAY!

Redfang: (sighs) Yeah. So, anyway, this is Warriors Truth or Dare, and—

Shinyheart: We know that!

Redfang: (embarrassed) Yeah, um, uh, er…eh…

Shinyheart: Don't you have to, like, introduce the first truthed-or-dared cat?

Redfang: (slightly annoyed) I'm trying! Anyhow, this is Warriors Truth or Dare, and—

Willowheart: WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT?

Redfang: Becau—(gives massive sigh) Crowfeather!

(Applause)

Willowheart: Yaaaay! (Long pause) Umm…

Shinyheart: Where is he?

Willowheart: (eagerly) Can we use our magical Truth-or-Dare powers to poof him up? (claps paws twice; Breezepelt appears)

Breezepelt: Where am I?

Shinyheart: (facepalm)

Redfang: Uh, Willowheart? That's Breezepelt, not Crowfeather.

Willowheart: Huh? What? Yeah? Oh! Oops. (to Breezepelt) Sorrys.

Shinyheart: (rolls eyes) Oh boy.

Redfang: It's okay, Willowheart, we need him anyway. (to Breezepelt) You! (Breezepelt looks up) Go over there. (Waves paws vaguely at the other side of the room. Breezepelt obediently goes over and sits.)

Shinyheart: (bored) Ugh. (claps paws twice; Crowfeather appears.)

Crowfeather: (shrieks like a she-cat) EEE! Where am I? (notices Shinyheart) Oh, baby…

Redfang: Hey! No flirting with the hosts! You too, Shinyheart!

Shinyheart: (is talking softly to Crowfeather) (looks up) What? I'm not flirting with him! Ew! (tries looking disgusted, but fails)

Redfang: (rolls eyes)

Crowfeather: Could someone please tell me where I am?

All three hosts: THE WARRIORS TRUTH OR DARE SHOW!

Breezepelt: Oh-kay then.

Willowheart: Hey! You're supposed to stay over there! (Waves paws vaguely in Breezepelt's direction)

Breezepelt: I am 'over there'! (mimics Willowheart's paw waving, but in his own direction)

Redfang: So, Crowfeather—I have a dare for you. I dare you to tell your son Breezepelt just what you think of him. (claps twice; Breezepelt appears beside Crowfeather from 'over there')

Willowheart: Well? Get on with it!

Shinyheart: You'd better, before she goes into tackle mode. (Crowfeather opens mouth) You don't want to know.

Crowfeather: (unnerved) (to Breezepelt) Uh…um… (blurts out) I don't love you! You were just to prove my loyalty to WindClan! You may be my kit, but I don't love you! (mutters) If he had been Feathertail's kit… (normal voice) There, I'm done.

Breezepelt: (bottom lip has been trembling since the middle of Crowfeather's speech) WAAAH! (runs to 'over there') I want my mommy!

(Nightcloud appears)

Willowheart: Whoa! How'd she do that?

Nightcloud: There, there, Breezey. Mommy's here.

Breezepelt: Daddy said he hates me! WAAH! (sucks paw)

Nightcloud: Hush, BreezePie. Mommy will fix this. (sternly to Crowfeather) Well, did you?

Crowfeather: (uncomfortable) Um…er…

Nightcloud: I thought so! Super punch time!

Redfang: AAA! No fighting on the show!

Shinyheart: Crowy!

Redfang: (claps twice; Crowfeather vanishes just when Nightcloud's fist is a whisker from his face.)

Nightcloud: Grrr… (turns to Redfang)

Redfang: Uh-oh! (claps twice; Nightcloud vanishes)

Breezepelt: (still 'over there') (whimpers) Forgotten…(takes paw out of mouth and claps twice, intending to poof himself away; instead, a faint outline of Firestar appears right on top of him.) Aaaah!

Firestar(?): (starts jumping on Breezepelt like a trampoline) Whee!

Shinyheart: (O.O) What…is that?

Redfang: (O.O) It's Firestar's past seven lives from StarClan.

Shinyheart: Looks like Firestar had some issues.

Redfang: Some?

Breezepelt: Help—oof—me—oof!

(Redfang and Shinyheart are staring in shock.)

Willowheart: Ugh. (claps twice; Firestar vanishes.)

Breezepelt: Aaah. (Willowheart claps twice) Aaah! (disappears)

Willowheart: (pads to Redfang and Shinyheart) I guess the show's over now, right?

(Redfang and Shinyheart continue staring straight ahead.)

Willowheart: Oh boy. (turns to camera) Thanks for watching! Stay tuned for Episode Two! (pads off, leaving the frozen hosts.)

Like she said, stay tuned for Episode Two! What will happen to Redfang and Shinyheart? Will they ever unfreeze? Remember, you can donate hosts! Just make sure you say their gender, color, and personality as well as the name. I'd like it if you would submit a dare or a truth, but I am not taking any 'making out with so-and-so' dares or 'mating with so-and-so' dares. Thank you!

-Mothstar