"Gabumon is retarded! His coat isn't even attached to his effin' body!" Tai wailed, holding his Koromon in his arms.
"Yeah well.. Agumon is.. is yellow!" Matt yelled, caressing Tsunomon's horn. Digiphilia.
"So is Gabumon," Koromon corageously pointed out.
"What are you guys angry at each other for?" Tsunomon asked, smiling cutely with lil pink cheeks.
"He took my harmonica!" Matt tapped his foot, trying not to scream.
"Because you stole my SOCCER BALL and popped it!"
"You deserve it after all-you threw up in Sora's hat!"
"Sora took Mimi's lotion, so she had it comin'!"
"Mimi slapped Joe in the face.. I'm only sticking up for him!"
"Why are you even on Joe's side, you idiot Digidestined..." Tai squinted, holding Koromon by the ears and swinging him harshly back and forth.
"Um.. Tai? Tai! Do you realize what you're doing?!" Koromon cried.
Tai interrupted his stupid baby In-Training Digimon. "Now's not the time."
"Put your poor Digimon down or I'll use Tsunomon as a sword to stab you with!" Matt grumbled.
Tsunomon squirmed out of Matt's clingy hands. "Y-yeah very funny Matt! My horn belongs to Koromon, who sticks it inside of him nightly!"
Matt and Tai exchanged weird glances and had heart attacks and died.