Joey Goes to Jail!
Oh no! What will happen to him? Number five in the 'Joey Does Whatever!' series
Disclaimer: I do not own Friends.
Joey and Chandler were playing catch with a pie in the park.
"I love using pies. They're so much easier to control," Joey sighed, throwing the pie to Chandler. It missed and hit an old lady in the face.
"Eeek!" she cried, brushing pie of her face, "Now I will have a huge bruise on my face! I'll report you to the police!"
A policeman happened to be walking past.
"That silly little man just threw a pie in my face!" the old lady tutted.
"Run, Joey, run!" Chandler pushed Joey, who fell over. The policeman handcuffed him.
Uh oh!
"Help! You guys! Joey's in jail until we pay up so empty your pockets!" Chandler yelled, bursting into his apartment and presuming everyone was there. Luckily, they were.
"How much do they want?" Phoebe asked.
"$100," Chandler said.
"Yeah, we all carry that much in our pockets," Ross said.
"Sorry, I'm just in shock," Chandler sighed. He swallowed hard and sat down. Monica put her arm around him.
"No, I meant it. We really do carry that much in our pockets!" Ross pulled out $100 in change. It was very heavy.
"But - it's not fair on you if you pay it all," Chandler said, pulling out a cent.
Soon, everyone had chipped in a titchy bit of change.
"Yay, I'm four cents up again!" Ross pocketed the money.
Meanwhile, in jail...
"OH - MY - GOD!"
Janice was in the cell next to Joey!
"Hi Joey!" she gasped, "What are you in for?"
"I, uh - I'm waiting for Chandler to pay up so I can get out," Joey muttered, "I threw a pie at an old lady."
"Wow! I threw a cake at a window!" Janice suddenly sighed, "But my husband doesn't know yet. It'll be a few days before I have the chance to get out ... unless - unless Chandler pays for me too!"
Chandler arrived!
"Joey, I've paid! You're free!" he cried.
"Yay!" Joey jumped in the air as a policeman unlocked his waiting-to-do-something cell.
"Chandler! Free me too! You know you want to!" Janice whined.
"Er - sorry, I can't afford it, Janice. Bye!"
And Joey walked away with Chandler, soon to be in another crazy predicament...
If some of this sounds a bit strange, sorry. You know, the jail paying thing and stuff. But it's meant to be strange! Please R&R.