midocheese
Mido's Cheese Shop

Narrator: There comes a time in all young Kokiri's lives when they feel compelled to open a cheese shop. Mido was experiencing these feelings at this time.

Mido: I feel compelled to open a cheese shop!

Link: Really?

Mido: Yeah, can I borrow some rupees?

Link: Sure! (Tosses Mido a Huge Rupee)

Mido: Thanks, see you later! (runs off to open shop)

**The Next Day**

Link: (yawns, stretches, opens door to let sun in, gasps in surprise as millions of flyers reading "come to Mido's cheese shop" come pouring in) You don't see this everyday!

Mido: Would you put a few little flyers up for your best buddy? (punches Link on the arm)

Link: Err....... sure......

Mido: The only bad part of this whole business is I have to move to the castle.

Link: Oh........

Mido: (Shakes hands with Link, then gives Saria who just came in a hug, climbs down ladder, hops on donkey and rides off)

Link: (tears well up in his eyes)

Saria: He'll be back for goodness sakes! You were only gone for 5 minutes before you came running home.

Link: Hey!

Saria: Well it's true!

Link: (his cheeks become ULTIMATELY red)

**Meanwhile**

Mido: So....... this is the place?

Man: (grunts)

Mido: Is it in a good location really?

Man: (grunts)

Mido: Err.... do I live in it?

Man: (grunts, farts, then leaves)

Mido: Ok...............

Sell-With-C Dude: Is anything for sale in here?

Mido: No......... Well........... how about my donkey?

C: (hands Mido silver rupee, leads donkey away)

**Back In Kokiri Forest**

Kafei: Is Mido around, we're supposed to go fishing!

Saria: (gruntingly) cheese shop.....

Kafei: Ahhhhhhh....... say no more.

Link: He's been gone three minutes, do you think he'll be back soon?

**Music begins to play**

Kafei: Mido Man, you're a good friend!

Link: We'll stick with ya till the end!

Saria: Come home Mido!

**They all begin to jump around chanting "come home Mido"

**First it begins to rain, then it becomes unbearingly hot, a snow storm comes up, and then leaves begin to fall.**

Link: Man, that was some wierd weather we had yesterday!

Kafei: Yep.

Mido: Help me, help me!

Saria: (winks at Link and Kafei) Why Mido, what are you doing home?

Mido: I don't have enough money to pay my rent.

Saria: Oh dear! (covers eyes)

Mido: He took all my stuff, and sent me home in my boxers!

Kafei: Hee-hee! Mido has purple bunnies on his boxers!

*The End*