Disclaimer: I do not own Phoenix Wright.

Hello It's me Mark Fri, and I'm here with the cast of Phoenix Wright to bring you a Thanksgiving fic, and the rating for the fic is, Humor, Romance, Mystery. And while you all read I'm running to the store to buy a Turkey.

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Italic Font: Flashback

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A Phoenix Wright Thanksgiving

Author: Mark Angelus Fri

Chapter 1: New York, twenty dollars a person.

November 11, 2007.

10:00 AM, New York,

"The Santa float is ready for a test run," yelled the float director, as he popped another piece of gum in his mouth, he looked around for a minute.

"Where is Santa?" the float director turned the corner, but then he was knocked away, by a person who ran across the factory and out the door.

"What the? … Must have been a homeless person."

Then a man, who had red hair, hazel eyes, a red work shirt, and blue pants, ran up to the float director.

"Sir come here quick!"

The man and the director walked up the stairs, to an office and they opened the door to see a man in the Santa costume, dead. Blood was everywhere, and oddly he had Turkey feathers all over him.

Time:??? Place??? Date???

"I have called you all to an important matter," said an emotionless voice.

"Yeah Thanksgiving," said a squeaky young voice.

"Hey I'm supposed to do the talking!"

The lights clicked on to reveal Larry and Pearl.

"Oops sorry Mister Butz."

"Anyway the important matter is that Pearl here wants to get Maya and Nick on a vacation, but to where? Any ideas," Larry asked to a bunch of chairs with Pearl's dolls on them.

"I know, Hollywood," yelled Pearl.

"Naw, Hollywood is way too expensive, how about New York?"

"It's perfect Mister Butz, you're so smart," said Pearl, as she jumped up and down.

"Pearl you go tell Phoenix and Maya while I will buy tickets, ok Pearl… Pearl?"

The door was open and Pearl was already on her way.

November 12th 2007, 12:34 AM

Wright and co.

"Maya have you seen my credit card," yelled Phoenix while coming out of the closet.

"Why would I know where your credits card is," Maya said while biting into a Hamburger, "It's not like I take them."

"Yeah, but remember last week?"

"Oh man where is it?"

"What are you looking for," asked Maya, as she finished making a hoagie.

"My wallet, I can't find it anywhere."

"Well I don't know," then Maya bit into her hoagie.

"Uh Nick?"

"What Maya?"

"I uh found your wallet," in Maya's hand was a wallet covered in mustard.

"Yeah well I don't have it this time," Maya frowned.

Then the door burst open, Pearl came running in, and Larry came in too then fell on to the floor, gasping for air.

"Hey Mystic Maya guess what," Pearl asked.

"What?"

"Mister Butz and I got you and Mister Nick two tickets to New York."

Phoenix made a look that meant 'oh my god not again.'

"But why," asked Maya.

"So you and Mister Nick could spend Thanksgiving with each other."

"I don't know," said Maya,

And Phoenix's thoughts on that was 'oh man she considering it, I got to stop it'

"Wait Pearls if we go how will we have Thanksgiving dinner with you?"

Pearl thought for a moment, "I know Mister Butz will get me a ticket too."

"So Larry you're paying for it," Phoenix asked.

Larry got up, "Yep, every cent."

"Well I guess, I mean it would be a waste of money if I didn't go so… I guess it's ok."

Maya and Pearl both yelled in happiness, while Larry tried to, but instead he fell down again.

November 13th 2007, 9:00 AM.

Airport.

"Ok we're ready," said Maya.

"Yay! But where is Mister Nick," asked Pearl.

"Nick? He is carrying the luggage."

Phoenix grunted in pain as he carried ten suitcases, then put them on the conveyer belt.

"Hey Nick," Phoenix turned to see Larry running up to him.

"Larry what's up," asked Phoenix.

"Oh nothing I just wanted to say goodbye… so goodbye."

"Ok see ya Larry… I just wish I had my credit card."

"Oh yeah here," Larry reached into his pocket and took out Phoenix's credit card.

"What the?! Where do you find it?" asked Phoenix as he put it into his wallet.

"Oh you know found it laying about."

Phoenix gave him a look that meant 'you didn't use it did you?'

Pearl ran up to Maya, "So when we get there what is the first thing you are going to do with Mister Nick?"

"Maybe we'll go for a walk in Central Park."

Maya and Phoenix walk in the park holding hands, leaves blowing making the most romantic scene, then two men come out, one shoots Phoenix and the other steals Maya's bag.

"…Ok maybe we'll stay away from Central Park, but I'll think of something."

"Maya, Pearl are you ready," Phoenix asked, while walking up to them.

They both nodded and they walked past the scanner gate, then gave them the tickets, and last they entered the plane. Larry walked to the glass to watch them take off.

"There they go… wait a minute, who am I going to spend Thanksgiving with? I got to get on that plane."

"Ok you're safe to go," said the lady as an old woman started walking to where her plane was, but then Larry burst through knocking the old lady aside.

"See ya chumps."

"Get him!" yelled the women, and then two big men started chasing Larry. Now Larry was running and he was right behind the plane.

"I'll never catch it," then Larry looked at a luggage car and he jumped on it and started driving after the plane.

"Stop the plane, stop the plane!"

Larry was now ahead of the plane; he stopped the car, jumped out in front of the plane and held out his hand.

"Hold on, there's some nut out in front of the plane, stop the plane," said one of the pilots.

The plain was so close to hitting Larry when it stopped, Larry took a ladder then climbed up it to the door of the plane.

"Let me in!" the door opened up.

"We can't let you in unless you have a ticket," said one of the pilots.

"I have a ticket," Larry reached into his pocket and took out a ticket.

"Ok I guess you can come in… wait a minute, that's not a ticket, it says 'have a free dinner at Tres Bein'!"

Larry looked at both pilots, then jumped down the ladder and ran away.

November 13th 2007 4:00 PM

Plane

The plane was so crowded, and the turbulences made Phoenix sick to his stomach.

"Hey Maya I'm heading to the bathroom," Phoenix said as he got up.

"Uh ok" Maya ripped another bag of peanuts open and put a couple in her mouth.

Phoenix walked down the path to the bathroom opened up the door to see a not so big bathroom; it had a toilet, a sink, a tray of magazines, and a box where they held extra toilet paper. Phoenix sat on the toilet, took a magazine, and started to read it.

Then a voice called out to him.

"Hey buddy can you get me some peanuts?"

Phoenix lowered the magazine to see a pair of eyes peering out of the box that held toilet paper.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah," Phoenix yelled, then he started to kick the box.

"Hey stop, stop! It's me Larry!"

The box opened up to reveal Larry, "Why were you kicking me!"

"Because I thought you where a peeping Tom."

"What about when I said 'it's me Larry'?"

"You could have been a peeping Tom named Larry… how did you get in here."

"I would love to tell you, but I can't."

"Right well bye," Phoenix walked out the door leaving Larry.

It was now dark, but Phoenix couldn't sleep and his chair was shaking, why was it shaking? Phoenix turned to Maya who was shaking, she was cold, Phoenix took his blanket and put it on Maya, after a little bit she stop shaking and Phoenix fell asleep.

"Nick wake up we're landing."

Maya and Pearl started to shake Phoenix awake, he moaned and got up.

"We're here let's go," said Pearl as she pulled Phoenix's hand.

"Yeah buddy let's go," Phoenix turned to see Larry, who somehow slept in the bathroom all night.

"Ok I'm ready," Phoenix slowly got up and started to move out the door.

However as Larry tried to get out the pilot stopped him from walking out.

"Hey, how did you get on the plane?"

"You see, I just got to go," Larry jumped out and started running out of the airport, "I'll meet you outside!"

They walked out of the airport and into New York City, which was twice as busy this time of year.

"Wow it's huge," said Pearl, while looking up at buildings.

"Yep, just you wait Pearly, Nick is going to get us a first class hotel."

"What, fi- first class where do you think I got the money for a first class," said Phoenix, as he tried to carry the luggage out of the airport.

"Hey taxi," yelled Maya.

The taxi pulled up, "Nick put the luggage in the trunk ok."

"Right," Phoenix walked to the back and put the entire luggage in the back.

"Ok I want you to take us t-," but the Taxi driver cut of Phoenix.

"New York's finest hotel got it," the taxi driver was Larry.

Phoenix felt horrified, "Wait, no!"

Phoenix could yell all he wanted, but they were already on their way.

"Here we are," Larry said as he, Maya, Pearl, and Phoenix climbed out of the cab.

"Wow, hey Mystic Maya are we staying here," asked Pearl.

"Yep, right Nick," asked Maya.

"I guess I have no choice."

November 14th 9:50 AM

The Angel Hotel

They walked into the hotel, the inside had a huge chandelier that lit up the whole hotel, the floor was so clean that it had a shine to it, and there was on huge reception desk and Phoenix walked up to the woman behind it.

"Excuse me miss, can I have a room for four?"

She started to type to see if they had any rooms left.

"We have one left it's at the top floor here," the lady handed the key card to him.

"Thank you," Phoenix said as he motioned the others to come.

They entered the elevator and rode up to the last floor.

"I hope the room is not small," said Maya.

"I'm sure it's not too small, but not too big either," said Phoenix.

The elevator door opened up, and they walked until Phoenix stopped.

"I think this our room," Phoenix slipped the card in and the door opened up.

Phoenix, Maya, Pearl, and Larry eyes widened; the room was huge.

"The family room is bigger than Wright and co., and look there is a wide screen TV," said Phoenix, while walking around the room.

"Look a Turkey," yelled Pearl as she ran over to a Turkey doll that was a little bigger then Phoenix, "I'll call him Tom."

"Well we better unpack" said Maya, as she brought in her bag.

The Angel hotel, Phoenix's room

I'll just put that there, and my coat there…"

As Phoenix unpacked his things his phone rang, making Phoenix jump a little, he walked up to it and picked it up.

"Hello?"

"Is this Mister Wright?" asked a lady with a British accent.

"Yes."

"Good I want you to defend me," she asked.

"What? I'm on vacation, so no cases."

"Please Mister Wright, you're my last hope."

"Last hope?"

"If you don't come I'll surely die."

Phoenix thought for a moment then asked.

"Where are you?"

"Brooklyn Police Station."

"I'll be there in a minute."

"Ok thank you."

Phoenix hung up the phone and sighed.

"Great, some vacation this is going to be."

To be continued

The door swings open and Mark comes in with a huge frozen Turkey in his hands, he puts on the table.

Th- there (Mark gasps for air) is our Turkey.

(Mia is about to take a drink of water but Mark grabs it, drinks a bit then splashes the rest on his face).

Whoo! Ok (grabs script) ok you're at the end, now I say… red spots?

(Mark looks at the paper oddly, he puts it down and walks foreword)

Well you all just review while I just (Mark trips and fall, the table shakes and the Turkey falls on him.)